All the news and jokes you missed from the week of July 19.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of July 19.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
The earth is burning and billionaires fly to space in dick-shaped rockets while people back home die because of a strange virus . Reality has become a self writing, second rate sci fi novel only instead of aliens we got Trump and an ice cream boycott.
Reply“Republicans instigate insurrection,” is what the title should have been.
ReplyWhy doesn’t Bezos go to space, and then stay there? He probably pays more taxes there than he does here anyway.
ReplyJesus, Mary & Joseph.
ReplyTucker Carlson’s f*%+ing psycho laugh on a loop 🔂, please!
For the love of God, puleeze
Play it against him on primetime 😄
Die worse : Delta variant.
ReplySooo republicans are investigating themselves this should be interesting.
ReplyI love ya Seth, but I have noticed that in the last few vids of yours, I never even cracked a smile. I know my sense of humor is still working, so, can you look inside you (or your writers) and pull more out?🙄😎
ReplyWatching the Space X SH engine test was more exciting than Bezos ego flight.
ReplySure I’ll watch this again.
ReplySeriously though, what is going on with the investigation on Matt Gaiet’s
ReplyFor some reason my brain read the plane banner in Rudys voice im gonna land on that bridge
ReplyI want Gilbert Godfreid to yell directions at me.
Reply”THat wasnt space dude!!” BAHAHAHAAA
ReplySick burn on Bezos
Reply“What have you got to lose?”
“Your sanity, your sacred honor, and the Constitution.”
That’s the #GQP + #Trumplican answer for Jan. 6th:
I still wear a mask as proud proof that I am not a contagious idiot.
#FreedomDay
ReplyIs that segue music 2 broke girls or how I met your mother?
ReplyI have more trust that Major (a dog) would handle the nuclear ‘football’ with more respect, professionalism, and diligence than Donald Trump ever could.
ReplyIt would also not be a huge deal to win against them because Washington didn’t get elected by the people and technically Lincoln getting elected caused half the country to rebel
ReplyHey there Seth! Even though I am REALLY, REALLY SORRY (REALLY SERIOUSLY SORRY) to offer you a correction, that’s not a “case” of Corona on your graphic, but A MERE SIX-PACK! Get it together Seth and staff, because during these days of waxing and waning COVID-19 infections, comedy is deadly serious! SERIOUSLY DEADLY COMEDY, SETH!
ReplySeths Biden sounds a lot like Sambergs Nicolas cage lol
Reply●𝐔𝐒 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐨 $𝟓𝟓𝟎 𝐭𝐨 $𝟕𝟓𝟎 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨,𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝟖𝟓𝟎𝟎𝟎$ 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬.𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝…. 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐮𝐳𝐳𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
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