All the news and jokes you missed from the week of July 19.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of July 19.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
The earth is burning and billionaires fly to space in dick-shaped rockets while people back home die because of a strange virus . Reality has become a self writing, second rate sci fi novel only instead of aliens we got Trump and an ice cream boycott.
Reply“Republicans instigate insurrection,” is what the title should have been.
ReplyWhy doesn’t Bezos go to space, and then stay there? He probably pays more taxes there than he does here anyway.
ReplyDie worse : Delta variant.
ReplySooo republicans are investigating themselves this should be interesting.
ReplyWatching the Space X SH engine test was more exciting than Bezos ego flight.
ReplySeriously though, what is going on with the investigation on Matt Gaiet’s
ReplyFor some reason my brain read the plane banner in Rudys voice im gonna land on that bridge
ReplyI want Gilbert Godfreid to yell directions at me.
Reply”THat wasnt space dude!!” BAHAHAHAAA
ReplySick burn on Bezos
Reply“What have you got to lose?”
“Your sanity, your sacred honor, and the Constitution.”
That’s the #GQP + #Trumplican answer for Jan. 6th:
I still wear a mask as proud proof that I am not a contagious idiot.
#FreedomDay
ReplyIs that segue music 2 broke girls or how I met your mother?
ReplyI have more trust that Major (a dog) would handle the nuclear ‘football’ with more respect, professionalism, and diligence than Donald Trump ever could.
ReplyIt would also not be a huge deal to win against them because Washington didn’t get elected by the people and technically Lincoln getting elected caused half the country to rebel
ReplyHey there Seth! Even though I am REALLY, REALLY SORRY (REALLY SERIOUSLY SORRY) to offer you a correction, that’s not a “case” of Corona on your graphic, but A MERE SIX-PACK! Get it together Seth and staff, because during these days of waxing and waning COVID-19 infections, comedy is deadly serious! SERIOUSLY DEADLY COMEDY, SETH!
ReplySeths Biden sounds a lot like Sambergs Nicolas cage lol
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