Jimmy thanks the doctors around the country on National Doctors Day, countries from around the globe are looking to collaborate on what they call a “pandemic treaty,” Ron DeSantis of Florida and Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene are speaking out about the idea of “vaccine passports,” companies are changing their tone as things are opening back up, Donald Trump unveiled his new official website where you can request videos and book him for events, President Joe Biden’s dog Major was involved in another biting incident at the White House, and Jimmy interviews a couple from Des Moines, Iowa that opened a video rental store in their basement.
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ReplyJimmy: Why do you have 300 copies of Forrest Gump
ReplyBrian: **straight face** So you don’t have to.
I don’t support that neither… Got flu shot 24 years ago for the FIRST TIME and ended up with the walking pneumonia.. Drowning in my own fluid, had to take ambulance from work. (Co worker called ambulance) I was to weak to think for myself or HELP myself.. So THOSE who CANT take /don’t want to/ have compromised immune systems don’t have paperwork to show..
ReplyHe’s a character. Does he work?
Replyyou really have to say everything the government tells you to. is hell worth it for this? you are disgusting !!
Replysooo what about the thousands of people that’ve died from the vacc?
ReplyYes, Jimmy Kimmel as Batman!
ReplyFun fact: Switzerland is well armed and was deemed basically unconquerable.
ReplyI can’t soley put a stop to what is happening in primary causation of our collective insecurity. Understand this: every act you make currently will marginally determine a critical event in the future, until it is that critically is decided, which will decide global survivability of the modern human species and the reproducibility of modern human civilization. During this critical interval, is no time for moral degeneration and partial diseconomic imposition. It is those of degenerate morals in imposition of partial diseconomy who will be least personally and socially secure in the event of a critical situation, which may occur in a context of the failure of domestic security.
ReplyThe video store owner is hilarious. He should try comedy 😂😂😂
ReplyThe Hipster Irony is strong with this man.
ReplySwitzerland is the most prepared country in the world for an invasion. They’ve literally rigged the bridgew to blow, the locals will form armed militias and they all have fallout shelters.
ReplyCan’t wait to take my kids to one of these at a museum to show my kids how dad had to watch movies when he was young.
ReplyMan America has fallen SO low
ReplyI’m all for people taking the vaccine. But if I’m not mistaking it was supposed to be voluntary right? Just like the flu vaccine. I’m not a Republican but an independent. I’m not so sure about this passport.
ReplyHold on. Video rental guy + wife said their kid moved out to college?? They’re a young looking couple themselves…. That can’t be right..
ReplyGoodness gracious Jimmy Kimmel is a comedy genius. 🤣
ReplyI’m okay with the passports. That just means the Republicans won’t be where I’m at.
ReplyKimmel is a fool. . He wants to enable government to track you like a package yet wants no ids for anyone to vote . . .total fn stupidity!
ReplyWho could love a face like greenes? That voice too, wow. I rather listen to a chalk board and nails.
ReplyI think that’s awesome that he used his pandemic lock down time to create something fun, entertaining & unique. I took a walk down memory lane of going to block buster💞
ReplyThanks for sharing your positive pandemic project with us and letting Jimmy tease you a little😉🙂💞🍿
Wow! Now you can book Pennywise for your event.
ReplyJimmy what a HACK, you need vaccine ID, but a not a ID to vote. How do you keep your job?
ReplyI hope other countries require a vaccination passport. Then the non-vaccers can stay home while I enjoy seeing the world.
ReplyHer face is the mark of the beast
ReplyHorse Face MTG is best to lead asses not humans.
ReplyAwww. I had the perfect name for Trumbag’s new website: SpewTube.
ReplyWho uses DVD movies anymore???
ReplyWow Jimmy actually gave a good gift…
ReplySomeone please send that man a “Be Kind Please Rewind’ sign!
Reply5:36
ReplyUnleash him next time republican senator meet 🤣🤣🤣
Replyjimmy kimmel looks like a drunk
ReplyBookable birthday clown
ReplyThere should be an age limit for congress, too.
ReplyThese Loonie Toons Rep√bs love their Pretend Satan. Rep√bs also Love Fascism and their Dictators… They are so brainwashed they don’t even care that 😈 The MAGA hat is the Sign of the Actual Beast..
ReplyHow American!!! A “Pandemic Treaty” won’t work because everyone looks out for themselves. That’s how your country thinks, not the rest of us. Just look at your refusal to look out for your neighbour by saying no to universal health care, social assistance, and gun control.
ReplyDon’t worry, the rest of us will be fine.
I’m against the Vaccine Passport also.
Reply5:59-any less than a 100 is not
Replyaccepted (sigh)you are just not getting a crowd behind you at all
6:11-a real savage burn for Trump
ReplyLove the in home video store 😏📼
ReplyA real Mental Breakdown is when People get Arrested for helping voters with Water in a Red Neck Looney Bin!!!
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ReplyIf they ask for my vaccine passport I will say “Yo no hablo Ingles” and they will let me right through.
ReplyI sure hope Biden can develop a vaccine for TDS.
It’s weird how she said our step daughter’s room. Just say daughter 🤷♂️
Replytrump should get a Yelp page lol
ReplyIs this man still obsessed with Trump?
ReplyJimmy’s disregard for the striking parallel effects of both fascism and communism in practice is nearly as stupid as Green’s reference to the “mark of the beast” as a counter argument to concept of vaccine passports. While in theory they’re clearly very different in almost all ways, they both resulted in the death of tens of millions(possibly hundreds of millions in the case of communism), and the oppression of even more. While she is a degenerate and sorry excuse of a congresswoman, she was clearly sighting “oppression” as the shared commonality. I’m fairly sure that if Kimmel and Green attempted to procreate together the child would come out a neanderthal. Kimmel sucks and Green is just one more disgrace to this country in a long line of others.
ReplyBlockbuster is back!!!
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Reply09:49 Plus, in the horror section
Replyit’s greg turkinton.
ReplyNot as good as the victorville film archive.
ReplyThere needs to be an Evaluation tool of some form to run for any public office from mayor to president. It evaluates the person’s knowledge of the constitution, their personal ethics/morality, checks for personality disorders or other mental health issues, their willingness to serve the people and not their party, and include a background check for financial stability and lawsuits related to discrimination or sexual misconduct. There needs to be standards and if you don’t meet the basic standards you are disqualified.
Reply1% transmission, been exposed dozens of times, not sick yet, I will NEVER take the vaccine.
ReplyI’d love a movie store in the UK. UK Netflix sucks.
ReplySo Switzerland has no guns and is a harmless or weak nation?
Swiss people: *Hold my SG550 and Walther P220 I was allowed to keep after obligatory service of 2 years. Also hold my drawbridge plan to make the country inaccessible and the hundreds of gun positions spread throughout the nation*
This joke only works if you know NOTHING about Switzerland
Reply“I need to take a vaccine so that I can continue to act like the coronavirus is still a threat with a 99% survival rate.” , Idiot
Reply3:38 Jimmy hits the nail on the head with what is wrong with the current American political system.
ReplyWhen someone puts a D or an R beside their name it is because the DNC or RNC has approved them.
The DNC and RNC are your HR departments vetting candidates for your hiring process.
If they don’t check resumes and references (and yes…that means tax returns) they aren’t doing their job.
They are supposed to find you the “cream of the crop”, not the best of the bottom feeders.
Good luck America.
She is such an IDIOT! She must think all these people who died were just pawns….if you haven’t lost anyone to Covid-19 just don’t talk or think! I bet she got that vaccine.
ReplyHey Marjorie, do you have a Real ID? You can’t fly on domestic airlines without it Oct 2021. Are you calling it the mark of the beast you moron?
ReplyBwahahahahaha! I love this!!! I love Brian and Erin ❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Reply8:56 Did she say it was their ‘step-daughter’s’ bedroom? Seems kinda cold, as they both can’t be step-parents to the same person.
ReplyOne more bite and Major may have to be put down.
ReplyFrom President to clown – Trump has always been a clown.
ReplyHoward the duck could also technically go in the garbage. Because it is trash.
ReplyNO GUNS IN SWITZERLAND….!!!! They have the 3rd highest gun ownership in the world and every male has to do military service and learn how to use a weapon. Good luck with your takeover ^^
ReplyMy man’s got some primo material down there… spy those posters of My Bloody Valentine and John Cusack’s 1987 classic Hot Pursuit.
ReplyReally good job in doing in dept, and not just short. Thanks!
ReplyJimmy has issues…
Replyvaccine passports…..but you do not have to show ID to vote…..
ReplyThus guy is an idiot mocking people he knows are right!
Replyat 10:30 – i see that the feud with Matt Damon still stands, i thought they had gone thru therapy?!
ReplySwitzerland can in fact field one of the largest and best-equipped armies in the world.
ReplyJimmy sucks
ReplyI thought there is an an Assault Rifle in most Swiss Homes, by government requirement? Yes, the US need a black market in Faux Helalth IDs/ 10? proofs of voter I D. I thought a simple State Drivers License or State ID was all that was necessary for a Registered Voter to get a Ballot. Unless the State just mass-mailed them out to anyone Dead or Alive on the Roles.
ReplyJimmy, I love ya, but you could not be more wrong about Switzerland having no weapons.
ReplyAssault rifles in every wardrobe.
Though you have to ask for ammunition from the army in the case of an actual invasion.
Not even joking.
Can you discuss the border crisis now? Where are those kids in cages advocate
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ReplyThanks Jimmy, I live in Switzerland
ReplyIt’s The United Kingdom, darling.
ReplyMarjorie Greene and all the like ilk are idiots. Pre-pandemic, college students are not admitted to colleges UNTIL they submit their vaccinations records.
College, K-12 Students are all required to provide their vaccinations records as part of registration and enrollment. Schools aren’t the only ones with this practice. Colleges are requiring students to be COVID-19 vaccinated prior to coming to school.
Marjorie Greene is a fool.
ReplyYou all have lost your damn minds.
ReplyThe only place the vaccinated are traveling to is the grave.
ReplyIn Switzerland, every one makes the army, and have weapons. . .
ReplyJimmy needs to learn the constitution and the bill of rights. A vaccine passport is unquestionably unconstitutional.
ReplyI love you Jimmy, you make me laugh every day. I would cook for you <3
ReplyMTG Oh God No .
ReplyActually there is hardly a country less armed than Switzerland, where kind of every man has to serve and takes his rifle or pistol home.
ReplyAnd be aware that until 1815 Swiss mercenaries were both the most sougth-after and feared, why Switzerland was granted neutrality if only their mercenairies didn’t serve in other countries armies anymore.
So send the aliens to us and we’ll have them whining like the German, Austrian and French troops and kings before.
What an idiot. This is why I don’t lisren.
ReplyActually, Switzerland DOES have a lot of weapons 😂 plus entire underground Hospitals and emergency shelters for the entire population, all regularly maintained and stocked, hidden away deep inside their many mountains.
ReplyAnd most grown men have guns at home.
They just never take them out and parade them around like Americans
The mark of the beast, I think 🤔 is stupidity, lol 😂 sometime but umm, lol 😂 idk 🤷🏽 maybe 🤷🏽 . 🤭
ReplyThat’s awesome 😎 video store !
ReplyAvgn has a better basement video store.
ReplyWhoa 😮 300 !
ReplyHistorical fact President Teddy Roosevelt had a pet badger that terrorized White House staff for his whole term .
ReplyCertificates to show if you’ve been vaccinated. George Orwells 1984…Big Brother is watching you!
ReplyShe’s the mark of the beast
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