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Sad but true.
The vegetarians and vegans care! <3
No one caring is the problem, not about the quality of the meat, but the fact that we keep thinking we ‘need’ to eat the flesh of other living creatures. It’s not healthy either, and if someone told you otherwise and you actually believed them, give them a nice square kick in the nuts for me and all the other suffering animals out there.
Fecal matter is EVERYWHERE. Everyone is exposed to it constantly.
Vegetables almost all have full parts of insects chopped up into them. Save it, vegan weirdo
..so? Even your tooth brush has some fecal matter in it.
It’s because slaughter is slopy, irresponsible people do it, we all suffer from their incompetence.
The actual question is “How much fecal matter?” Because you can find tiny amounts of it pretty much anywhere. Anytime you take a shit in the bathroom… You know that smell? That’s little particles of fecal matter floating into the air, and it spreads everywhere in the bathroom. Mythbusters did tests on this years ago and found that toothbrushes, hair combs, bath mats and everything else thats kept in bathrooms have traces of fecal matter on them. And guess what? People are still fine. Tiny amounts of stuff like this won’t hurt us. In fact, it strengthens our immune system. Worrying about it will be worse for your health than some tiny traces of shit is in the first place.
Also… A lot of veggies are literally grown in manure. Whatever a plant grows in, it takes into itself. So don’t go thinking you vegetarians are avoiding the poo-poo platter.
wash your meat. They put manure on vegtables on purpose. You gotta wash it and be careful not to cross contaminate surfaces.
Makes you feel all good and warm inside doesn’t it.
Guess what Bill? Every effing thing you put in your mouth has traces of fecal matter, some bad bacteria, tiny amounts of insect carcasses etc. This why we wash foods, cook foods and have an incredibly destructive acid in our stomachs. Stop acting like you have an ass for a head.
Hey it’s just hay
We live in a world full of shit. That’s why we wash our food and cook it.
The thing i find funny about this is: What do you think they put on veggies to grow them shit why do you think the have ecoli cases all the time.
whole new meaning to… “eating booty like groceries” ?
mmmm cow doody with bacon and cheese ~drool~
Meat always had and always will have traces of fecal matter. This ain’t new and ain’t particular to America. Do some research.
Terrific stuff for the Garden! If it’s fresh enough, you’re washing it off your Veggies too… City folks are just hilarious anytime they start lecturing ppl about healthy living.
Listened to this 4 times so far. Lmfao
friend of mine slept for many years with her dog(a whippet) who committed vast amounts of flatulence towards her nose as they slept head to foot.
i argued for the fecal matter in the air expelled from the canines anus had reached the receptors in her nose. she says she has no sense of smell.
a Parkinson’s diagnosis, or whatever their calling her conditions, might some how be related to the lifespan of her dog sleeping in her bed and farting in her face.
America: We are fecalpheliacs.
could this be related to the decrease in our national IQ.
gives new meaning to eat shit and die. as well as shit for brains..
what a waste of meat. I’m sure my grill at 400 degrees and 6 inch flames will char broil the shit out of the meat. (Yes pun definitely intended)
USA! USA! USA! where 90+% of meat gets processed on 3 sites or so? USA USA USA!
just maybe consumer reports testing equipment is full of shit.
It’s so true.
I found traces of meat in a shit I ate last week.
News Flash: Everybody poops Bill.
I just ate ground beef for dinner damm you bill maher why didnt I see this earlier
You are what you eat……
shit is where the flavor is idiots. i mean why do you think i like eating women’s asses more than their pussies?
I would worry more about how the ground beef reaches the package… It’s common practice to take steaks that are turning green on the display because it hasn’t sold, then either grind it and recolor it using chemicals to fool customers or, my favourite, put the green piece of meat in the grinder surrounded with a thin layer of fresh meat, basically hiding the rotting meat in the middle. Once put in the package and sealed it’s impossible to detect the poisoning attempt and life threat those people are doing to you… If I had children, I would be very wary of these things, personally I stopped eating ground beef because I got food poisoning twice after buying what looked like fresh meat but wasn’t…
Guess what- your produce has feces in it too.
There’s also tiny amounts of fecal matter on your toothbrush, on your hands (even after washing) and in your bed. But those amounts are so tiny that they’re insignificant. Detectable, but insignificant.
If you find feces on every piece of meat you touch… you should have washed your hands.
There are traces of Albert Einstein’s dick skin in air, mixed with that of Hitler’s ass. I don’t see anyone giving a shit about that.
Guys its just a comedy bit, calm down!
Well no shit! One of the reasons we have to cook beef is because it often contains E.Coli, a common bacteria present in feces. This isn’t news.
How gross. I’m just going to eat eggs from now on !
Eh, whatever. I’m sure cooking it will kill any potentially harmful bacteria.
Put your toothbrush in the drawer because everytime you flush after a nice big shit, fecal matter flies up in the air. It’s like you toilet is a kid playing in the sandbox.
Glad the grocery store that i worked for didnt pull this, but this is gross. Wow.
I can see the vegans now… chiming in and laughing as they eat their organic food grown with cow shit.
this is not “news”, this is a well known fact about ALL food. btw these “trace” amounts are like 1 part in a million, or 0.0001%
Life is a crappy sandwich and every day we take another bite.
Dude, where did you get that jacket?
Thats the unregulated market for ya! -You got what you wished for!
You make it sound like something abnormal, Bill. It isn’t, and never has been.
I love the smell of feces in the morning!
Scientists also found fecal matter in guys’ beards, but you don’t see all these bros shaving their face.
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