Bill Maher issues his latest decrees for society and calls on politically correct liberals to stop ruining Halloween.
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Great as usual!
Hit the Nail on the head with the Halloween costumes.
I can’t wait to see cops hit in the balls with num chucks.
play and watch this part this is the best part 7:49
We should all go as the most offensive thing possible, a straight white male. Break out the flour!
I find all this deeply offensive.
“There has to be one day where going too far isn’t just okay, it’s celebrated” March 9th #TheTriggering Twitter will be filled with offensive stuff 😛 It will be glorious.
I’m planning to dress up like a SJW. I’m going to stay at home and get offended by something.
That last comment on ‘let me vote Right-Wing’ is the most important. We’re seeing a worse shift to the Right across Europe. Its BECAUSE of Leftist PC, “diversity” gone mad, west is Nazi evil, Islam is peace, and calling anyone who disagrees racist or sexist. Labour in UK just lost to Cons and instead of acknowledging it, they have doubled down in the worse way possible, getting more regressives in leadership. This will ensure we will lose more elections to the Right. Amazingly, at this rate Regressives will cause us to LOSE even the culture wars – the one area where we dominated for 30+ years if they keep up this PC shaming bullshit. I hope another 10 Bill Mahers emerge soon.
it’s this sort of thinking that’s making conservatism the new “counter-culture”
I’m gonna dress up as a gay black homeless transvestite
Thank you Bill and HBO for adding all new rule bits into one video instead of splitting those short ones up into a bunch of 30 second videos.
FUCKING SAVAGE, Bill. The Tumblerinas and Sarkeesians and Quinns and McIntoshes of the world can sincerely go fuck themselves.
One of the most humourless crowd are the Bernie Sanders-fans. They completely lost their shit when Larry David made quite a likable impression of him.
thank you, thank you Bill. As a liberal, I’m sick of being around other liberals now. I love dark humor, relish in all things offensive. I actually received a notice from my apartment complex urging that we only give out “child friendly” candy. I’ll give whatever the hell I want, because the parents are gonna eat that shit anyways. and by the way, the only time a Halloween costume is offensive or insensitive is when you look horrible in it.
Dressing up as a ghost or as a zombie is offensive to dead people.
Thank god someone called out all this pathetic ‘outrage’ over fucking costumes.
they are not uploading monologues any more?
Have a little cry Young Turks :'(
Maxine has wonderful teeth. Just had to say that
Here is an interesting suggestion on what couples may dress up for Halloween: Bruce Jenner after he killed that 69-year-old widow with his car (just put some blood and chunks on the front of a partial cardboard car to recreate this effect), and an aborted fetus. This will enable the most outrage capacity, from both Liberals and Conservatives.
Honestly,, I’m going to vote conservative because of the PC crowd. I was a liberal for 90% of my life, but no more. It is deeply undemocratic to BAN or Police LANGUAGE. PC people would slit your throat for not using pronouns with transvestites, yet they tolerate rape and pedofilia as a Muslim cultural difference. I’m white and well-off, I don’t care if conservatives take over. If this is Liberalism, GO REPUBLICANS! At least Huckabee likes rock and roll and grilled meat. Unlike some vegan fags who lecture you for 10 hours for eating a burger. If SJWs are going to call me a bigot, misogynist, homophobe, I might as well be.
Just an FYI for young people… this constant outraged hypersensitivity is exactly what it was like back in the 80s too. And boy did I enjoy the 90s when it went away again! Things will be back to normal again soon… just sit tight.
To you PC liberals and other internet idiots:
“It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that.’ As if that gives them certain rights. It’s actually nothing more… than a whine. ‘I find that offensive.’ It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. ‘I am offended by that.’ Well, so fucking what.” –Stephen Fry
Thank you. Notice how those liberals never say anything against the stereotypical French costume? But I’ve been told that I’m appropriating culture for eating with chopsticks.
Blame racism for the costume sensitivity. Remember Hollywood and the entertainment industry in general refused to hire non white performers and used white actors to portray different “races” of people for decades.
Bill sounds like a little winning bitch. Who the fuck cares if people are too pc. Are they stopping you from dressing like a niggar from the south on Halloween? Are they stopping you from calling someone a chinck or a beaner? No, they are not. You can still do all of this. Bill your custom for Halloween can be of a baby.
I disagree with most of the costume part. The ones that get bothered by the “PC police” tend to have a lot of privilege.
Is this Pc bullshit and Sjw going to die eventually? Or is it only going to get worse?
Sad thing is half the people clapping and cheering in the crowd are gonna be doing the next Twitter Hashtag campaign over something thats a non issue
“All these humorless liberals are going to make people vote republic”
Most of the people that freak it about this are progressives not liberals
Progressives have gone off the deep end and if liberal minded people keep enabling their madness they are going to kill the left just like the religious right and neo-cons destroyed the right. Hyper offended Social Justice Warriors are the lefts version of tea party idiots and anyone with a sensible brain needs to tell them to screw off with their nonsense
i am a bit confused by this term “fake outrage” i hear used by bill maher and others (mostly who are somewhere between right wing and extremely right wing). i do agree sometimes offense is taken a little to far, such as the furor over many of the halloween costume examples, but do these folk really think people are not sincerely pissed off by racism, sexism, and other real bigotry? it seems the anti-pc police forget people have right to be offended, including a right to express offense with their own freedom of speech.
Bill, you are white. STFU.
This is funny until you realize the 2 democratic front runners are pandering to these PC regressive liberals.
Goddamn! Is it really that hard not to use the word ‘tranny’ or walk around in blackface for Halloween? And from where I sit, the loudest, most shrill outrage machine is from people who miss the “good ole’ days” when you could make fun of and abuse people who wouldn’t fight back. But now people speak up, and the douchebags are butt hurt. You wanna talk about sensitive? Bill just demonstrated(…over and over…) there’s nothing more sensitive and than a white, rich, cis-gender, straight guy, who feels oppressed by his inability to exercise his birthright to be a douchebag. Why not stop your own phony outrage, tone down the liberal bashing, take your own advice, and stop whining.
Sure am glad that smug, rich, old, white guys are here to tell us what is and isn’t offensive.
Bill Maher is Liberal Scum, but at least he’s not going along with their PC Police agenda
Just one sound byte of all the white noise below suffices for me to re-postulate my rational anarchist solution; thus, here-to-forth, I can sum up my stance with one simple statement: Eat The Rich!!!
David Spade somehow manages to be annoying even off camera.
Yeah Maher, come to flatbush ave with blackface on.
So you wanna dress up as a “brave” or poke your whatever and think pushaw they need to grow thicker skin. All your doing is showing how little you actually know about this situationCultural appropriation is disgusting it is racist and is perpetuated under the guise of a fun little holidayIf you want to wear it try living it first, oh right your a rich entitled white maleYOU DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE AND NEVER WILLSo Billy unless you are suddenly from said culture put your little white cap back on and move on boy
I did find it over the top the day I saw an ‘instant pimp” outfit. Pimp? Somebody who traffics people for sex? Gets them addicted to drugs, then sends them out on to the streets to sell their bodies? Then I got to thinking about this. Next to “instant pimp” is ‘pirate.” Pirate- somebody who looted ships, raped women and cabin boys, and who still exist-see the coast of Somalia–is an acceptable costume? Makes one wonder, how long does it have to be before the completely vile becomes cosplay acceptable?
Mariachi music is not that bad 1000 times better than Nicky minaj or however you spell her name.
How is black face not a big deal? Tf?!
The Jew Maher hates Mexicans, blacks, Muslims, Arabs and Palestinians.
Some one get him a white hood.
A taliban custom? Do you want anything more spooky?
Die, SJWs, die!!
bill maher is a zionist jew
Another tone deaf argument. Come on Bill, no one is listening anymore.
Bill is setting up a straw man. No one in their right mind would get upset over a “catelyn” jenner costume. that guy sends himself up better than anyone else ever could.
Jokes are lame as hell.
I’m seeing a lot of racist white folks praising Bill Maher for his opinion. Now you can all dress up in black face! I like Bill Maher, I really do. There are lines people can’t cross, like black face or dressing up as Trayvon Martin in black face. If you want to dress up as a black character, YOU DON’T NEED TO COLOR YOUR SKIN BLACK. Since when my skin color became a fucking costume. When I dress up in white characters, I don’t color my skin white because it’s not fucking necessary. It’s not illegal to be a racist prick but still, people can’t use Halloween as an excuse to be a complete racist. It’s not even funny anyway so wtf?
Far as I’m concerned, there are only three costumes which are taboo for Halloween: blackface, runaway slave & indigenous savage … with the reason being, they belittle the race they represent, races which already have a long history of being downtrodden or worse by our society. That said, it isn’t that there’s a law against wearing these costumes, but for those knuckleheads that do, they should expect to be ridiculed for it the day afterwards …
I was Bruce Jenner for Halloween.
Naturally the black lady laughs at the one white joke.
Yo the people that you relate to are not the people I want to know……your garbage ……loooser
I mostly agree with Bill, but sorry, some costumes are bullshit. Blackface isn’t cool even on Halloween. You wanna call it being P.C., I call it not using excuses to act like an asshole who gets off on offending people.
2.42 “Last time someone ate an old cracker …” can someone please explain that joke to me?
Because there is no repression among right-wing fundamentalists. Riiiiiight.
I did notice that the stereotypical Jew costume was not present….
but black-face is still bad… right?
I can’t with this over sensitive culture. it’s annoying the Fuck out of me. I’m convinced people get off to being able to go to tumblr and call somebody out. then everybody can say all the mean things that they want to. things they wouldn’t DARE say to those people in person.
7:41″ into Real Time and still no one suspects Bill Cosby’s disguise
Nunchucks are the last weapon you would want a cop to have. If a citizen used nunchucks it is considered a felony. Those cops warp the nunchucks around your arms or neck. Not funny.
Hey, You’re A-OK! blood shade 11
That guy’s laugh makes me wanna shoot someone.
Hey remember when we voted for Obama thinking we would have more freedoms? TRUMP 2016.
Lazy snowboarders? It’s a f’n strenuous sport.
bill mahner only because white people have no culture besides burgers and guns, no need to offend or traditional music. Mariachi music goes deeper then red,white and blue will ever go.
Don’t die, Bill – who could ever replace you?
” the taleban should be wearing a Chris Brown costume” LOL, to say the least.
If I could offer Bill $1 million for anything, I would love to get him to read Nietzsche’s “Antichrist”…..
I can honestly say dressing as geisha doesn’t offend anyone in Japan only japanese-americans, but I draw the line at black face and natives.
in Halloween I dressed up as Hitler and was holding a picture of big nose jew who’s stealing money from an old lady.
Bad music when your trying to eat ! LOL
Hilarious! Bill is gold. I don’t care about Caitlyn. Fuck Donald Trump.
Ninja turtle? More like ninja pig.
2016 will be the death of the PC liberal. We need to realize that words are only words, encourage our children to stop being victims and become examples, and learn to let people have their opinions as long as they don’t interfere with your human rights.
Who cares if someone calls you a nigger, a fag, a bitch, a cracker??? They’re words. They shouldn’t reflect who you are as a person if you don’t truly believe it pertains to you.
Shut up David spade go back to sucking cash out of Adam Sandler’s cock.
Police have been crying chucks for over 20 years where have you been?
Hi there, Great Dedication. vest statuesque
0:15 It’s “martial arts”
David spade is fucking annoying
HEYA/ IT’S SO NIFE NEAR DRACONIAN WHAT DO YOU THINKB
David NEVER HAS BEEN FUNNY Spade!!!! LOL Must be nice to be able to make money as a back-drop for REAL comedians. RIP Chris Farley.
Women getting raped is very funny for bill maher
I’m gonna dress up like a SJW, when you answer your door I get annoyed because you didn’t ask me which gender pronoun I am, if you answer either trick or treat I’ll take it as a sexual advance and accuse you of rape, and when you give me candy I turn my nose up in disgust because it isn’t vegan.
Bill is an offensive ass.
Old white man dictates what costumes ethnic minorities should be okay with? Right, that makes a lot of sense
how annoying are the laughs of this panel, Jesus
I think this is something that does have to be given a kick into touch – people using the word “offensive” to describe things they don’t like. I’m sorry, but “offensive” refers to something that is an attack, and if you’re being “offended”, you’re supposedly being attacked or having your rights infringed. When someone is doing something you don’t like, but it doesn’t hurt you, you’re not “offended”, you’re “insulted”, and thus need to re-assess your priorities.
Most of these costumes are not insulting – in fact, I reckon most of the people they are parodying aren’t that bothered. Nurses work long hours, do really undesirable work and can be paid really lousy wages, so they are probably glad someone thinks they are sexy for the work they do. The homeless have got no home, no money and no job, so I don’t think someone wearing a costume meant to parody them is on the top of their list. The mariachi musician is another costume that is just that – a costume, it’s not the native dress, except in tourist areas. And as for dressing as the Taliban… well, they inherently hate our guts, so I don’t think a costume making fun of them is going to make much of a difference. And the Caitlyn Jenner? Well, it’s tasteless, but Caitlyn loves the publicity, so anything that makes people talk about her just carries on feeding her ego.
And this where the “politically correct” argument needs to stop – when you’re getting mad on someone’s behalf, because something doesn’t bother them, or they don’t consider themselves a victim.
RACE WAR NOW TRUMP 2015
lol my dad looted diapers in the rodney king riots
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