Bill Maher issues his latest decrees for society and makes the case for electing a president with experience in governing.
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my money is on rubio for the the repub nomination. he is the only one who stands a moderate chance. these two asshats that are at the top of the polls will not be chosen by the establishment voters
Come on Bill. Brain Surgery and Politics arent the same thing. The reason why people want someone who hasnt been in politics for the majority of their life times is because they are sick of career politicians pandering and playing the game. Im not for Ben Carson by the way. Im guessing Bill is going to back Hilary.
this was a good new rules anyone agree?
Wait did they ever prove Trumps mom wasn’t an ape
Like Obama wasn’t an amateur?
So Jerry Hall went from Mick Jagger rock god to wrinkled old prune media psychopath? Stay classy Hall. Maybe you should have stuck with dating the Joker, acid faced and all.
Damn this guy has faith in career politicians
No Ben Carson fan here, but I don’t think someone has to have an extensive background of government experience to be capable of solving political issues. The problem is most of these politicians don’t want to tackle the elephant(s) in the room (federal debt/reserve, NSA surveillance, military spending etc.) But they can barely outline a plan for the reoccurring political talking points, being areas such as taxes, immigration, and health care.
It’s when something is corrupt. This is why black people are afraid to call the police even when they’re in trouble. Politicians suck.
Donald Trump is an asshole with the social skills of a 6 year old, but Ben Carson scares the shit out me. Could you imagine this guy possibly picking Supreme Court Justices?
To me the most decent republican candidate is Rubio.
“Too soon for Joan of Arc”
The French Church murdered Joan of Arc because she was a lesbian. They offered her freedom if she would just wear a dress in a public display. She refused. She owned her own body. Property rights is being able to do anything you like with it. Even break it. Your right. But truthfully the only right that we have full ownership of, is just our one little body. The full right ends at my fingertips. After that we must deal with other humans that also have that right to one’s body and thinks that gives them the right over my body. So when Joan choose painful dead verses men being able to look up her skirt without asking, she choose that painful dead was easier to bear. Now if we could just get that commit for voting. Mine reason for not voting was that I could not afford a daily newspaper, so I did not know I could vote that day. After offering this proof to my friend, he said, ” Well….. you know it is ok to ask, right? “…… Had not occurred to me…….. I would have put on the dress…….. ouch……………
I can understand how some people may not want a career politician but to want someone completely ignorant of how government works is crazy or lack basic understanding of politics is crazy.
All I’ve got to say is Jimmy Carter.[mic droped]
Obama’s short Senate stint notwithstanding he was pretty much an outsider & Bill’s his biggest fan.
“Constipated Toddler face does very well in the polls. Smiling is for Losers” – Donald Trump
Anthony Wiener @ 3:55??
Seriously ….. how can you take Bill Maher seriously when he has Anthony Weiner as a guest … ( who I would thinks is Bill Mahers credible politician ) and you make fun of Donald Trump?
It was the English who cooked Joan of Arc
I used to beleive Americans were too smart for assholes like Trump and Carson. What happened? We have more fear based, bigoted, hateful people than any other country. 1 out of 6 people end up in Jail or sick from drugs that our doctors give us.
Did you know the 2016 Republican candidates names are also acronym’s for the personalities they posses its true here is a partial list (more to follow):
TRUMP = Truly Repugnant Ugly Moronic Person CARSON = Crazy Asshole Reciting Stupid Obnoxious Notes BUSH= Big Ugly Shit Head RUBIO= Retard Uncovered By Insightful Optics CRUZ = Canadian Requiring Use of Zeldox PAUL= Providing American’s Unapologetic Lunacy
Thank you PS Bill i give you permission to use these acronym’s on your next show or any subsequent shows i will not consider it plagiarism or theft of comedic material.
Why am I considering voting for Carson? Here are the two primary reasons why- 1) He understands the US Constitution, has high regard for it, and understands the extreme importance that the Constitution’s principles play in retaining freedom and liberty. And 2) He has a fairly decent idea of the severe threat that Islam poses to our Constitution.
People have no clue how hard the anti-freedom forces (Islam and the Left) are working to undermine respect for the US Constitution and the principles enshrined in it, and so *gaining respect for it is exactly what Americans need today*. Other things are not even remotely as important.
Other Republicans either do not understand what the Constitution says, or lack respect for it. The Dems are outright undermining it. And needless to say neither of them are doing anything to oppose the forces of Islam and the left [in order to protect the Constitution].
Other things are not important. I really do not care if it a creationist who is going to protect the Constitution or if it is someone who thinks pyramids were made for grain storage!
3:57 “where else in life does one ever apply this thinking” – wherever a system is corrupted or needs a change of pace, or when a machinery needs new tiles, i.e. some which aren’t *worked up* as much! Seriously: I don’t like the republicans, but if you think Washington is corrupt, then bringing in outsiders for a change actually makes sense. If a certain environment is littered with bad apples, with lots of corruption, it rubs off on people, o/c – and the voter will suspect anyone surviving this shark-tank for long to be just the same as all those other bad apples; longing for an outsider to come in and magically fix it all with impetus! But, o/c… after that nice strawman you set up just prior to muddy the debate, we are all save from not getting this most obvious logic…
talking about comparison of apples and oranges …
Sir, you need to get your life right. You’d be THE #1 IDIOT INFLUENCE in America. And trust that statement is meant to be taken personally, and on all levels. #YouDontSeeRussians #smacktalking their #LEADERS or #eachother now do you? #Twisted #moron
If Hillary wins the nomination, the people of the United States will have proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that they are not fit for representative government, and don’t deserve it (and will never have it again!)
You gotta love the hypocrisy. in 2008 republicans attacked Obama’s lack of experience and Democrat voters and the liberal media professed how refreshing it was to have an outsider. (Ironically Obama has been pro establishment since he got in office) Fast forward nearly 8 years and the roles have reversed, liberals are anti-outsider all of a sudden and conservatives want the outsiders lol.
Bill Maher has to be one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.
whats with americans and having all weird ugly night host shows only …
or how about the recent Canadian election, which lasted 78 days? We thought that was too long!! We’ve already got a new PM, and you’re still $#%%%@ around.
Bill got a little annoyed at his trained seals there
If the plumber has fucked up his last ten jobs, yes, I would want a non-plumber.
Amazing some channel still runs this self-righteous cocksucker. Even bigger fag than Colbert.
Politics is not a skill based job.
Dead man cum. You sir are a savage
A conservative is a liberal who got mugged. By 2050, minorities will outnumber whites, so it is logical step that people will become more conservative.
Bill, Canadian Minister now Justin, was just a high school teacher; no political experience!! people get fed up of politicians; they tend to want anything else like Justin!!!!! American turn now:-)
Even Bill Maher can’t possibly be stupid enough to vote for Hilary or Bernie…..unless of course Bill is a COMMUNIST CRIMINAL FREAK!
Easy win for the Dems if Trump is nominated.
maher, an ignorant commie sympathizer and nothing more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, it was the English who did the cooking of Joan of Arc… but of course, it’s always the French.
Bill is an idiot. If this is the best the left can bring … you really are fucked. lol
How much experience did Obama have again?
Funny comedian… but his assertion that Americans are dumb and need more time is typical of biased extreme left liberals who simply can not understand reality if it differs from their world view.
This is why socialism always fails… because it can only succeed until you run out of other people’s money. But it sure sounds great for the masses until that point.
Well… the US is out of money… we are buried in debt… and we are sinking economically and culturally with 10s of millions of illegals taking jobs from Americans of all races and ages who would gladly be a grocery clerk, or take that restaurant job… or that bank teller job… but can no longer have those millions of urban jobs because illegals demand less pay and require no health care benefits because they can get them free from the State as an illegal.
did you know that Jebise means fuck you in Serbian? Jeb (Bush) is one half of a “fuck you”,which equals to Fuck Bush lmao…yes that was juvenile
As usual, Bill tries to fly one over our heads in an ongoing mass brain wash campaign. Here my fellow Americans is what he isn’t telling u. Since the oldest voter can remember, we have voted in one president after another, Democrat or Republican with the redundant promise of a better America; but what has really changed? We don’t have universal healthcare, our jobs have been outsourced, wages remain stagnant, wall street is booming while the workers on main street don’t have a share in the harvest they helped cultivate, our civil liberties are been eroded, and the future is predictable worse if u take account the trends. One president after the other signs trade deals that sell us down the river, but when the American people on the right finally show signs of contempt at our electorate and seek anti establishment candidates to see if just maybe we can reverse the trend, Bill Maher greets us with ridicule and false equivalents. Its not Ben Carson that signed the NAFTA trade deals. Its not Trump that created an economy of outsourcing, tax cuts for the rich, while deficits rise and pay shrinks. U mister Maher is part of the problem. I wish for a day when our political systems allows a school teacher to run for president. We need publicly funded campaigns so we can get over choosing the same establishment candidates that have only the corporations in mind to serve and not the people that elect them. We also need anti-corporation owned media. A neutral media that has no hidden agendas, but the service of its viewers. Yes, real journalism not this mess we have today. THIS IS WHAT MAHER IS NOT TELLING YOU.
I rarely agree with Bill Maher but he’s made me laugh for twenty years and he’s a smart man. However, he neglects to mention that Barack Obama also had zero governing experience when he ran in 2008 and yet Maher has never considered that a liability. That being said, the idea of Carson being president is laughable.
Putin and the islamic bloke may have sealed their school records like obama sealed his so I would not be surprized if the media cant find it
Much better to have two beltway baboons like Sanders and Hillary. Together they have about 60 years of government experience of accomplishing jack shit. I’ll take my chances with the successful businessman and the brain surgeon.
Much as I’d rather not do so, having no experience in government should not be a disqualification. Reagan did, Bush and Bush II did, Palin did (technically), so having experience in government is not necessarily a good thing. Maybe instead . . . empathy, compassion, intelligence, then and also experience? So, Bernie Sanders. Who does have experience. All right, I am perhaps destroying my own argument, but in government as useful and good as experience is, there is such a thing as taking into account personality and intelligence also.
Bill Maher should be the president of the USA.
If the plumber leaves you with a huge bill (taxes and debt) and a leaking faucet (failing economy) then you would rather attempt to fix it yourself or call an outsider handyman than call that plumber again.
Trump and Carson’s main strength is being an “outsider” not corrupted by government. Maher tries to suggest this is a bad thing. Funny that Hilary is in bed with all the politicians and wall street.. who wants that? Id take an outsider any day….
Not a fan of Ben Carson, but I can’t help that notice that all these people talking about how he doesn’t have any political office experience are mindless Obama supporters, who was in the Senate for how long? Hypocritical bullshit.
how about “Climate change” “abortion” and “gay marriage” ?
But….Haven’t we had 7 yearrs of Amateur leadership?
I like Bill Maher, but as a father do you want some guy walk into the same restroom that your daughter is using? Just saying.
I was in France a few months ago and it only took a few minutes to get a waiter. He even had a French/English translation book handy so we could communicate.
Maher will remain a low life self-loathing atheist, Sam Harris wannabee, pill poppin, irrelevant, constipated, monotonous leech. Having done nothing to contribute to mankind, except 5 second foul-mouthed jokes preying on people’s misery, forgotten even faster than it was told. No legacy to leave behind, accept for being a prick. He is now past his prime, simply irrelevant and will soon be replaced, as rumor has it HBO is in the market for new refreshing and current faces. Trump could not give a fuck about a washed-up past tense one-liner. Useless horror excuse for a human being, making a living off people’s sorrows, most probably having been the school punch-bag for too long. I truly hope Trump cuts you down to size you mentally unstable retard.
It was the English who burned Joan of Arc.
How, … just How does anyone with a ‘working’ brain … not love Bill Maher? Inquiring minds want to know.
Crippled America and other Trump books are available on YouTube.
lol @ “sleepy McCrazypants!”
GO Trump GO Bill Maher is a lefty anyway and happy to bend over for ISIS
Is Trump going to sue Maher for this Photo of him in his office ho,ho,ho!!!
Bill Maher – Even though I don’t like Donald Trump, I hate ur disgusting face even more. Ur butt hurt because he didn’t come to ur show thn u started clowning on him. Clowning – Something that your really good at. Donald Trump can get ur racist ass as his ass wiper any day. Stop promoting hatred. Stop clowning on people or on their faith. If you faithless Jew lost ur respect for your religion thn learn to respect others. But deep down ur still a money hungry Jew that hates the Arabs. I’m sure you got all your hatred from your dog looking mom. So stop what u do. I just wish someone can bitch slap your dog looking face one day and teach you a lesson about life and respecting others!!
We used to fck wit Bill. Still do. but it looks like he mixing metaphors.
brain candy addiction to humor, not clear thinking
Hacen falta subs en español
datz a nice 1 ‘…constipated toddler face:(‘
smarmy little glib rat Maher…the Donald get’s more views live at a stump rally than you’re dying tv show……LOOSER
Bill maher cracks me up, nearly as much as trump becoming president.
when WC/Ford made GHWB head of CIA to execute HSCA after pardoning Nixon to kill Hoffa upon pardoning
I usually agree with Bill, but he clearly doesn’t know shit about Trump. Enough to be jealous sure, but he goes back to hitting his MJ pipe before he digs any further.
Very Bvave! He~a. broken tasteful $ 1!
Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton. November 2016.
Judging by the current state of the world I think a neurosurgeon or a businessman would make a far better choice than yet another lying corrupt politician. I am hoping for a big change!
Bill Maher is a GENUINELY FUNNY! Keep Going!
2:18 Tarantino spots his gut in the monitors and gets self conscious LOL! sucks in his gut and then looks down, then as the camera leaves, pulls down his shirt.
lol constipated toddler face.
Bill Maher says : ” Americans are dumb” and, he sure is the leader .
Laugh all you want faggot ass Maher.
He has a point. Obama had absolutely no experience except “Community Organizer”? and look how bad the economy is now.
if you could buy bill maher for what he knows and sell him for what he thinks he knows, you could turn a profit
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People are too busy with work to realize what is going on with the people who are running for president. They just vote for the guy that they think they know. That’s why Bush Jr. was re-elected, when clearly he was doing a bad job. If people knew their history, they would realize that every time the Democratic government gets in jobless rates go down, and the country rises. The Republican government gets in and they make up wars to spend more money. Look at Reagan, and the war on drugs! I hate when Republicans say look how good Reagan was! You go read some history bud, and you will see what is really good. I will give him one thing though. He was good with the environment, and the hole in the ozone layer. Now days, the separation of church and state is gone, and anything environmental is God’s work, and we don’t have to do anything about it! Wtf, where did the Republicans go? How did they get replaced by corporate entities that are God fearing? The founding fathers of the United States of America were clear on how they didn’t want their government to have anything to do with religious beliefs. God bless America was put in place well after the creative creation of the United States of America. The king of England creator of the king James version of the Bible, did so to be separated from Italy. Religious beliefs over ones country is not good for independence, or freedom! The people that don’t learn from history are going to repeat the errors of the fore father’s. History is the most important lessons of the world, all put at your fingertips. Don’t hate, educate!
Not putting account people who say “screw professionals I’ll fix it myself”, the difference is that there’s an overwhelming amount of evidence that plumbers can get their job done.
There’s one time in life where you look to employ an idiot: when you’re appointing your deputy. You choose someone with no ability so that he/she won’t threaten your power. That’s what the Republicans are saying with their candidates. Power lies within the billionaire donors, and whoever is the president only has to be able to sign whatever document they want to push across.
its because theyre corrupt you fuck. thats why we dont want experience!
wtf guys I’m here in Iraq fighting those isis I had 3 of my best friends get killed in this ugly war I pray 5 times every day to kill those isis and survive this war and this show and you people saying that isis is %100 islam I can’t believe you people I mean u God damn fat ass Americans setting on tv watching us Muslims Dying in this war that u people dream come to true and u can’t get Enough making this show just to prove that isis is 100%islamic I mean whatever if it was real Islamic or not the job is done u the whole world wants, the whole Muslims world now in war between themselves Shame Shame Shame
Trump is going to make America great again
If I needed a plumber and every time a plumber came to my house to fix a plumbing issue for the last 12 years he broke a pipe and caused the house to flood then I would say get me somebody who has no plumbing experience whatsoever get me somebody who is literate and can read an instruction manual(i.e the constitution) USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA Yee haw Ridin a cowboy. Yee haw. USA
This is painful. Who the fuck is stupid enough to fall for this shit?
go and sleep on the street drunk man
you put this on my birthday
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