Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules – November 20, 2015 (HBO)

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Published on November 21, 2015

Bill Maher issues his latest decrees for society and makes the case against electing politicians who believe we are living in the End Times.

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99 comments

  • Zed Flanders 4 years ago

    How about we ban this obnoxius arrogant midget nazi fuck from television in
    America. You fucking hack. You pathetic little fucking roach. Go get a
    girlfriend or smoke some weed you simple minded fuck boy. leave the talk
    show hosting to people like Colbert who actually posses the mental capacity
    to handle the job correctly. little bitch.

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  • latininxtc 4 years ago

    Don’t knock the prostate massagers! It’s the 21st century and straight men
    enjoy getting a rimjob and a bit of finger play in their butts every now
    and again! More and more straight porn is showcasing guys who are on the
    receiving end of assplay, and these acts DO NOT MAKE YOU GAY!

    Reply
  • shadowlesswarrior 4 years ago

    When I first saw that painting of Carson and “Jesus ” I thought it was
    Billy Ocean and Berry White album cover , or some crazy shit from the 70s

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  • Homero Mendoza 4 years ago

    what he say in the end about christmas?

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  • Joe Ortiz 4 years ago

    and a Merry War on Xmas back to you you Bill.

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  • Boogie Brown (BoogieBrownPro) 4 years ago

    The exact point Bill made is why I left religion. Awesome.

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  • packr72 4 years ago

    Message to all Syrian refugees: Enter at your own risk, the politicians
    don’t give a shit about the people already living here.

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  • Thaddeus61 4 years ago

    WHOA WHOA WHOA, WINNIE THE POOH IS A GIRL?!?!?!

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  • Inferno361 4 years ago

    Bill Maher is right.

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  • CraftKitty 4 years ago

    woah woah woah woah woah. pooh is a girl? waaaat? I shan’t be declaring my
    whole childhood a lie unless A A Miline signed off on this xD

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  • RyderOrRiot1 4 years ago

    This is why I hate religion! ??

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  • Moore Philonous 4 years ago

    Only in America could an idiot like Ben Carson be considered a serious
    political candidate.

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  • CynAnne1 4 years ago

    Bill nails the lunacy and hypocrisy of ‘organized religion’, once again.

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  • Red Lion 4 years ago

    That painting of Carson and Jesus was shit. Looks like a child done it

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  • HILLARY for PRISON in 2016! 4 years ago

    BILL IS A FAKE LIBERAL, HE’S A SHILL FOR THE FASCISTS WHO RUN THIS COUNTRY
    AND OWN THE MEDIA

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  • Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage 4 years ago

    MUAHAHA, us reptilian atheists shall be triumphant! Today Starbucks coffee
    cups, tomorrow the world!

    Merry War on Christmas!

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  • SecretAgentC1ank 4 years ago

    Tigger Warning ahah

    The real hero is the guy who comes up with these puns

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  • reidmike21 4 years ago

    Lol not in OKC our pizza industry is ran by people from the middle east and
    its yummy! . I think Oklahoma City would shock most of you on our diversity
    here. We have a awesome city with people from every country on this planet

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  • Noquarter Atall 4 years ago

    The irony of Christians thinking it’s end times. The only end time there is
    the end of their control.

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  • shotty hhe 4 years ago

    Bill Maher will burn in hell for this

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  • VariedVids 4 years ago

    Republicans = faith-based NUTS!!!

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  • randomflashbacks 4 years ago

    Why has this channel been so lacking in videos lately?

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  • poo shoveler 4 years ago

    Ben Carson is a nut.

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  • Sebastian Lecourt 4 years ago

    (Adventists have a great network of hospitals, FWIW)

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  • 8osiris 4 years ago

    2 billion Christians in the world and none of them are intelligent enough
    to realize that the Immaculate Conception was not a story of a
    anthropomorphic being but that of how the universe was created. The
    universe was the only virgin birth. Monotheism is for fucking idiots.

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  • Danny Puran 4 years ago

    And liberal fear mongering about climate change is just as baseless,
    senseless, and ignorant.

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  • westwass 4 years ago

    Damn, wish he wasn’t going on hiatus – we really need him right now!

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  • ASunnyKay 4 years ago

    #feelthebern

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  • deniz benzetsel 4 years ago

    really bothers me how anti-religion, Bill Maher is. However he has never
    criticized Judaism. Either all in or don’t call yourself a full blown
    atheist.

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  • Aedler jo-lean atutubo 4 years ago

    stalinist left are a fuckin hypocrites, war u say. atheist Russia killed 30
    million enslaved to death 40 million Russian just for dissenting. Maoist
    china a fuckin genocidal atheist murdered 80 million chinese, how is
    atheism better than religous wackos, i think u Stalinist atheist are worse.
    im an agnostic humanist btw..

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  • TheSnorkeler 4 years ago

    Did Bill stick up for Dr. Carson when he was being crucified by liberals
    for saying he wouldn’t vote for a Muslim president? How about the trained
    seals in his audience?

    Also, how hypocritical is it to criticize someone for worrying about living
    in “end times” then proceed to propagate global warming rhetoric?

    I’m all for tearing politicians to shreds, but don’t make a complete ass of
    yourself.

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  • BlackHoleHurricane 4 years ago

    Will America ever be free of idiotic Christians?

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  • Mihalis Benko 4 years ago

    I never understood religious people who have religious stuff in their
    bathrooms. Are you praying while taking a dump? Reading the 10 Commandments
    while doing manscaping? Or making eye contact with Jesus while rubbing one
    out? It’s all very strange.

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  • Jimbo Jones 4 years ago

    Bill Maher is just a douchebag. Attack and hate all religion aside from
    Judaism, of course.

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  • Luke Glanford 4 years ago

    I have to wonder if Ben Asslick is screaming “racist” about this
    Christainophobia.

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  • Jean-Luc Maske-Stockdale 4 years ago

    If you have to use your religion as an excuse to be good willed, you aren’t
    good willed. You should help people out of the kindness of you’re heart,
    not because God said to, and would reward you with Heaven. You shouldn’t
    rape because God said. You shouldn’t rape because you shouldn’t rape.
    Stop being a child. Parents reward their children for good behavior. Quit
    expecting an award and just be satisfied that you helped someone in the
    world and made their life a little better by doing it. Isn’t that enough?

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  • George Reitz IV 4 years ago

    All you out there who think Bill Maher is right and that there is no God
    better pray that he is in fact right, BECAUSE IF HE IS EVEN 1% WRONG, enjoy
    your eternity in hell! Why roll the dice, when the odds are not in your
    favor? I would rather place my faith in believing there is a merciful,
    forgiving, loving God out there than gamble with the odds that there
    isn’t… the rewards are so much better.

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  • TooLooze 4 years ago

    Isn’t faith based medicine where you get the kick the crap out of people
    who are having a seizure so satan will leave their body?

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  • Teawithgrief 4 years ago

    And you wonder why some people call Christianity the real Satanic evil?

    Well, if Satan was real, he`d create precisely that.

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  • James Gray 4 years ago

    More silly, nonsense, intolerant anti christian diatribe from
    maher…Everyone gets it bill – you hate and don’t understand christians.
    ..Maybe someday you will explain all the blatant lies and distortions
    you’re so fond of

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  • MrTU 4 years ago

    didn’t watch the video, i just saw Bill Maher’s name and i wanted to write
    IGNORANT

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  • None Oyb 4 years ago

    OMG, what a bunch of hypocritical pieces of you-know-what liberals are.
    Last week Bill rattled off a dozen jokes about white people, then made one
    about black women spending their money on hair weaves and the p.c. nutjob
    audience booed. Here Bill ended with ‘And Happy Hanukkah to all of our
    agents’ and the audience laughed. I have no problem with any of those
    jokes. Just pointing out that the liberal nutjobs’ selective and
    hypocritical outrage is clearly on display again.

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  • saultube44 4 years ago

    Replace Obama Care with prayer, it’s the idiotic Republicans saying: if
    they’re going to impose their “socialism” we’re going to try to impose our
    christian capitalism (read: fuck the poor) too, because prayer works, even
    there isn’t any evidence of it, and capitalism works, for the 2% of the
    population, but we’re the ones that matter anyway, so… yeah, we’re right,
    and the socialists are wrong.

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  • jim c 4 years ago

    Better to put an end to all the Christians/Catholics in Your life than
    allowing them to suck the life out of You with all their end times
    Bible/Jesus Insanity. They ruin every nice day with their rhetoric. Right
    on Bill Maher for exposing this BS on National TV….

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  • Bob Jones 4 years ago

    Just because the real bear that Winne the Pooh was named after is female
    doesn’t mean the character is female.

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  • gojewla 4 years ago

    Wow, who is that hottie sitting on the right?

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  • ArabNational 4 years ago

    heh. sure it’s ok!

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  • kevfoda 4 years ago

    Bill Maher is so ignorant about religion. I am a seventh day Adventist, and
    there is no way to turn the fact that we believe in the end times into the
    fact that we do not care about the future. That is ridiculous!

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  • themnax 4 years ago

    there’s so much more i could say on all of that, and it’s probably just as
    well that i don’t, but just one thing, it isn’t the mineral substrate of
    the planet that is in any immediate danger, but there is a clear and
    present danger to our own species, and it isn’t some god riding down out of
    the clouds. its ourselves, burning coal and oil and being born at a faster
    rate then we’re dying off.

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  • D. Rozakis 4 years ago

    “Why fix the streetlights if there’s just going to be a big fight with
    Satan?”

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  • Suvir Sinha 4 years ago

    I have one! New Rule: Americans need to stop hating terrorists for killing
    us, when 100x more Americans have died at the hands of other Americans,
    than they have at the hands of terrorists.

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  • Michael Walker 4 years ago

    Gee bill is that Mexican making the pizza, taking a job Americans won’t do,
    or did you just get caught with your pedicured foot in your mouth?

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  • ninuxy 4 years ago

    Remember these diseased Teanuts and Conservatives vomited about what an
    egotestical president Obama is… Remember?

    Now Ben Carson has a painting of himself “sitting”, while Jesus standing
    behind him IN HIS FUCKING BATHROOM WHERE HE TAKES A SHIT!!!! Fucking ego on
    this one.

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  • Mahfuz Sazal 4 years ago

    that Jesus looks like Dacula. !!!!1

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  • Moe Munny 4 years ago

    If you think the world is coming to and end soon, and you think that’s a
    good thing, NO potus aspirations for you!

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  • drake i 4 years ago

    There’s a great book out called “Bible Stories Mother Never Told Me” by CL
    Putnam that will blow your mind! It re-tells several Bible stories, but
    from the point of view of God’s “enemies” and his “victims”. There are also
    chapters that reveal some amazing facts about homosexuality, killing your
    children, and the REAL “Ten Commandments”. If you really want to know the
    WHOLE truth about the Bible, THIS is the book to read!!!

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  • Esterita Maquinto 4 years ago

    Jesus? He is mowing my lawn!

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  • gavin fitzsimons 4 years ago

    fuckin religious idiots

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  • tejano151 4 years ago

    I am a huge bill fan and agree with him on lots of issues. I am mostly
    liberal as well. all while being a devoted Christian and firmly believe in
    god. god is real and he will take his place as our king. bill god did
    indeed approve the wars in the past but god has nothing to do with the wars
    and conflicts of today, satan is responsible for all the suffering. god
    warned that his name would be stained and that’s exactly what has happened
    and the conservative right wing americans are a great example of that. the
    world will never end god would never allow it. he will however clean the
    mess that is around us today. even though I don’t agree with bill when it
    comes to religion I am a fan because his views are more Christian like than
    the conservatives in this country. bill would make an ideal Christian if he
    believed in god.

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  • Dutch Boss 4 years ago

    way to low blow one of our only Islamic supporters.. maybe make fun of our
    enemies and not our friends?

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  • Robert Kerbe 4 years ago

    Why wear pants?

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  • Roro BG 4 years ago

    you are funny

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  • Jennifer Wells 4 years ago

    Lots of straight men like the butt toys :)

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  • hitcan79 4 years ago

    well you can tell by the way I use my walk that I take it dry! lol

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  • George Vartanian 4 years ago

    Notice how the use full spiritual orders
    that aren’t religions at all are never into the converting game,
    n’ they actually teach you scientific technics that are rational and
    improve ones life.

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  • Hi There 4 years ago

    silly little man

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  • Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 4 years ago

    1:58 I don’t know who this guy is, but all those cuts to his reactions are
    pissing me off.

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  • Usablefiber 4 years ago

    Am I the only one really scared about having a climate change denying,
    war-hawkish, religious nut in the white house???? because all the viable
    GOP nominees are exactly that.

    We are coming to such a critical time in human history, climate change,
    resources dwindling, Russia, Syria, Iran vs Saudi arabia proxy war and even
    some guys who have threatened using nukes……….. Like…. one of these
    guys could legit really really really really be bad.

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  • Sázhe M. Epifanne 4 years ago

    Laughing at religion is too easy!

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  • Christina Stow 4 years ago

    We love you, Bill – will you be our next President?

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  • thegreatcheesedemon 4 years ago

    Being a Baha’i, I knew about the Millerites, but was not aware that they
    were related to the Seventh Day Adventists.

    Some wikipedia-sourced knowledge on what happened when the world didn’t end:

    1. The Great Disappointment is a general term for Jesus not coming, not a
    term specifically used by Seventh Day Adventists.
    2. The group isn’t based around Miller (the guy who said the world would
    end/Jesus would come). They agree with him that the Bible verses he looked
    at were referring to that day, but it was basically them saying “Well that
    religion didn’t work out. What should we do now?”

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  • eugene poteet 4 years ago

    Christian Scientists are wackos who believe you can pray a disease away. I
    am here to testify if it weren’t for a massive dose of liquid antibiotics
    to fight a very bad infection of my pancreas , I wouldn’t be here to write
    this. I don’t think I would put my faith in CScience ministers/ Witch
    Doctors . Then again, Christian Science is a good organization for
    curtailing overpopulation.

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  • austin p 4 years ago

    Bill I think your full of yourself , arrogant and rich. I read one of your
    books but the thing that turned me to a little more in favor of you was
    Adam Corolla. He gave you a lot of credit for speaking out about radical
    islam. In the world of liberals you pissed them off. Years ago i heard you
    talk about how you made the right wing christians mad. Then you also said
    you never heard of Jesus promising pussy in the afterlife..Gold Jerry gold.
    The thing about religion is we cant prove it. Thats why is called faith. My
    parents faith did not promote blowing people up. drowning them in cages or
    stoning them to death if we were not of “the same faith”. What blows me
    away is the Jews seem to be the most tolerant and trying to bind all faiths
    yet in modern times they were the most persecuted.

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  • Norbert Kreith 4 years ago

    That is not Ben Carson with Jesus, unless you call his (ex?)boy friend this
    way. I call him the “Republican Queen”

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  • Ahlam Massoud 4 years ago

    love your analysis and critic of politicians , you are Amazingly funny and
    smart , Love listening to you !!

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  • Seb Mose 4 years ago

    0:34 I’m going to hang myself with an extension cord.

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  • ANONXZAR 4 years ago

    Spend-timer? Yes asshole that is spot-on! Spending time doing absolutely
    nothing accept preying on anyone unlike you who actually do have moral
    values and that contribute meaningful to society. You are trying just to
    hard hiding the fact that you prefer men. You are fucking gay, accept that
    and move on motherfucker. I just cannot wait for the day HBO fire your
    dumbass.

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  • SFO14 4 years ago

    Can we file a class-action lawsuit against the Bible?

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  • Bezad S 4 years ago

    Merry war on Christmas!!

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  • manguy2000 4 years ago

    Bill can be such an intellectually dishonest moron. He says he is an
    atheist, yet he blames God for wars? If God doesn’t exist, he isn’t
    responsible for anything dumb ass.
    We have done everything to ourselves. Nice try.

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  • Ahmed Taha AlNady 4 years ago

    Bill Maher is a fascinating intelligent awesome person … he criticize
    everything simply & politely … he use the scientific thinking rules when
    he criticize … unlike people they that rather than use their minds like
    philosophers to analyses the universe around them they format their mind &
    put god , religion , miracle , etc … in ever problem they face

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  • Trevor Eamer 4 years ago

    very..funny,however,every.once.in.a.while.you.socially.austersize.groups.of.people.which.is.a.psycological.version.of.assault.which.you.say.is.horrible.because.if.you.assaulted.anyone.you’d.get.your.ass.kicked

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  • Mek369 4 years ago

    1st post.. poof..
    Religion.. hurting advancement in USA big time, but dont underestimate
    greed and graft..
    It is a pillar of society.
    Look at china.
    There is an elite in all cultures that harvests the masses and cares not
    one whit.
    look at that river,, that is .IIRC most of the world
    FACT is, the dystopian nightmare future is here already.. ADD every ep of
    vice up.. its fucked lol..
    BILL you HAVE BEEN KILLING IT >! FOR YEARS! kudos.. !!

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  • Linda Aanestad 4 years ago

    What happened with the Millerites and the great disappointment was simply
    that they made a mistake, not about the date, but the event. They
    interpreted the cleansing of the sanctuary to be the cleansing of the
    earth, when it was the date that signified the start of the judging of the
    living, a work that will be completed at the close of probation right
    before the second coming. The reason for this mistake is that they made a
    common mistake that has been common for many of God’s people, including the
    diciples, interpreting details of prophecies wrong concerning Jesus’ first
    coming. The mistake the Millerites made was prophecied and part of God’s
    plan. It also lead them to realize the importance of using the Bible to
    interpret itself and became a norm for the Seventh-Day Adventists later on.
    The Millerites were a group of people from many denominations, the
    Seventh-Day Adventist movement started later. The reason they refer to it
    as the Great disappointment is not because they want the world to end, they
    look forward to the second advent (coming) of Jesus Christ, an event that
    means an end to evil, sin and suffering on this earth and in the Universe.
    God will also recreate earth and sin and suffering will be no more.

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  • Gloria Betancur 4 years ago

    Aww..he’s just an idiot with a bot of fame…..

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  • Joe 4 years ago

    bills kind of crazy but I like it

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  • David Shultz 4 years ago

    one of the best bill maher videos

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  • MsUsagi513 4 years ago

    1:52 I almost choked on my food.

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  • Terncote 4 years ago

    1:20 – Aww Bill. Just because you have never experienced multiple mind
    blowing prostate orgasms doesn’t mean you should try to scare men away with
    barely disguised homo-phobia. Straight men can like it too. So be a mensch,
    Bill and take one for the team. You should be expanding your audience’s
    horizons, not narrowing them.

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  • Sal Amander 4 years ago

    Bill Maher’s right about the Saudis. They buy the most expensive HOs and
    the most expensive Boos in Beverly Hills.

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  • Tommy Oberhofer 4 years ago

    Who is the guy on the left of Bill and why are they constantly cutting to
    him?

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  • Vikki DC 4 years ago

    All wars were not caused by religion. Aren’t atheists supposed to be all
    about the facts? If you funny believe that’s fine but don’t think humanity
    will stop producing assholes just because religion stopped existing, they
    will just find other reasons to be assholes. The proof is in how when SOME
    atheists gather together and if they are the majority will hound and mock
    people with belief. What some atheists need to remember is that they don’t
    want to replicate the same prejudiced, cherry picking facts, herd mentality
    that drove them away from theology. 

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  • Whispers Around A Tree 4 years ago

    blocked

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  • lukassnakeman 4 years ago

    I agree with the question of why wear pants. Who knows if society might be
    better off if we moved to a robe based fashion. They’re just comfy

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  • SiliconBassist 4 years ago

    I really wanted to dislike Bill, but damn he’s funny!

    Reply
  • JimBorrison Borrison 4 years ago

    Billy Ocean and jesus ?

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  • Santiago Fernandez 4 years ago

    What’u up. You’re An Asgel. price tooth What’s your opinion about tlis !

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  • Badjoke Maker 3 years ago

    Maybe some unseen hero is fighting for us and stopping one world ending
    after another. Just….thank you whoever you are.

    Reply
  • HooptieHamburger 3 years ago

    Bill is racist against Ben Carson.

    Reply

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