Bill Maher’s monologue from Friday, September 18, 2015.
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Feel the mother fuckin’ burn, Bill.
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin and all the other founding fathers are either rolling in their graves or they are all watching the nut show that is present day USA with George Carlin from Heaven and sharing popcorn while laughing at us. Meanwhile, God is banging his head against his desk pausing every once in a while to exclaim “Where did I go wrong?”
Trump Supporters like Trump have been trending stupid for a long time .
Sorry to break it to you Sanders supporters but if he ain’t owned he ain’t getting into the White House which itself is another puppet show to distract you. Pay not attention to that man behind the curtain. Just watch the show. The real crazy part is about to begin.
See? You don’t even care who is really in control, you’re distracted.
Are you insane, Bill? Hillary was a non-starter. Bernie Sanders was the CLEAR winner of that debate. Feel the Bern bitch.
Work on the audio quality.
No Bill, it’s pronounced, Bernie Sanders.
And a fine Mahoc to all the republicans.
How can this country even function with people like this around?
BILL IS BECOMING A CHRISTIAN ON THE LOW AND I LOVVVVEE ITTT!! MY DREAM IS TO JUST SHARE WITH HIM THE TRUE LOVE OF CHRIST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE CHURCH HURT HIM IIN SOME WAY AND HE’S TAKING IT OUT ON GOD. JUST LIKE BACK IN THE DAY OF JESUS, THERE WERE HYPOCRITES (PHARISEES) PARADING AS MEN OF GOD BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY, THEY WERE MEN OF THE FLESH. SO ITS NO DIFFERENT THAN TODAYS WORLD. HEY BILL! THERE ARE ACTUALLY CHRISTIANS THAT PUT LOVE OF GOD AND ONE ANOTHER BEFORE CONDEMNING THOSE THAT SIN, BECAUSE WE ALL FALL SHORT AND WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT THROUGH LOVE TO REACH THE END GOAL. THERE ARE CHURCHES THAT TEACH RATHER THAN PREACH AT YOU. CHURCHES THAT PROMOTE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD HIMSELF RATHER THAN FILLING UP THE PASTOR’S POCKETS. IM PRAYING FOR YOU BILL CAUSE I FEEL GOD HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND WILL USE YOU IN SOME WAY! AND FYI- JUST LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, YOU DONT NEED TO SEE IT TO KNOW HES REAL! JUST EXPERIENCE HIM!
come on, Bill, don’t be just another establishment ass kissing tv pundit! not ONCE you mentioned the REAL sensation of 2016 election. Feel the BERN!
In 1981, Reagan significantly reduced the maximum tax rate, which affected the highest income earners, and lowered the top marginal tax rate from70% to 50%; in 1986 he further reduced the rate to 28%.
Go Hillary Clinton!
Bernie Sanders is the clear winner. Hitlary needs to take her dried up cunt to doucheville.
Bernie Sanders obviously won.
I must disagree with you Bill. Bernie won from the moment the debate started.
No… It was not Hillary Clinton!
Why are you so afraid to say Bernie Sanders!?!?
Please, Mr Trump, not every male wants to rub money on our dicks with a picture of your daughter on.
Whoever is the editor for this, I hope you read this. Please do your uploads in a more chronological order. It is really annoying to have to bounce around the uploads to find the correct order to watch them in. Also I love that this channel exists, it’s the only TV I watch anymore.
Well Trump keeps on saying Republican establishment won’t let him win, but on the Democratic side there has been a clear conspiracy to hide the popularity of Bernie Sanders. And I am surprised to see Bill’s behavior, he was in support of Elizabeth Warren for President, then why is he supporting Hillary now?
This is the one!My favorite monologue!
Bernie Sanders 2016!!!
Or BERNIE SANDERS…. Smh Bill.
All we need Trump For is GPS : “Take a left at the Cheesecake Factory. Fantastic Place. The portions There are “Huge”. I took my kids there when they were young. Very Classy. Oops you missed your turn, recalculating.”
Carson acts like he’s been sipping on Michael Jackson’s “milk.”
Bill is now afraid to say Bernie Sanders….
Bill Maher is an obvious paid-for lib. stooge. I wish he’d get back to comedy. I really hope he doesn’t go the route of Jon Stewart.
Here’s the thing, all you Bernie supporters here, the joke was he mentioned a woman won the debate, suggesting he would talk about Carly, and then said Hillary. Sanders is not a woman, so, hmm, no joke possible with that. Sad, once again, liberals proving that they’re just as fucking stupid as conservatives.
Bill, what happened man? you act like you’re catering to Hillary and you know thats bullshit. just because it may not be ‘likely’ bernie gets the nomination, doesnt mean he should be shunned, hes starting the biggest progressive movement as far as general politics in american history.
Marco didn’t want to put his wife on the 10$ bill. And the ones who said it were mainly because they thought the question was stupid.
Birth certificates can’t melt steel beams!
is Dr. Carson running or sleepwalking?
The winner… Hillary? Who the F is her? She is not even leading the democratic polls anymore… Bill Maher is a great atheist but right now I am having doubts he is not a believer in SUPERSTITION… Hillary? WTF
I hate to have to correct Bill, butTrump agreed with another candidate that Rosa Parks should be on the $10 bill… not his daughter. You’ve got to get the details right or the joke wont be funny.
2:40 I know that joke about the Pope being a Muslim was a *joke*…..but there was a part of me that isn’t so sure he’s off-base with that statistic. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if 20% of conservatives thought the Pope was Muslim. Hell, if anything that number seems low… Yes, that’s how sad the conservative part of this nation has become. I literally can no longer tell the difference between an absurdly outlandish joke….and what those people *actually* believe.
Yep. America need more TeaBaggers :)
We don’t need re-education for tea baggers, we need education, period. I’m guessing 90% of them never made it to high school, which isn’t too bad when you consider the other 10% never made it to junior high.
hey bill maher,
you know what group of people has been blowing stuff up all over the world?
no not muslims: americans in military uniforms!
it is sad how you ignore our own complicity in providing a reason for people around the world to join terrorist groups in the first place.
what if the u.s. sent drones to your city and randomly blew stuff up : would you feel safe? would you not do something to stop that?
stop being a shill for the military and start being funny again.
I was having fun RIGHT up until the end, Bill, wtf!? Why would you support and do the same shit the mainstream media, which is act like Bernie Sanders doesn’t exist or that he’s a joke? Bernie went on your show, I’d like to see Hillary come to your show and see what kind of questions you give her and how she answers them.
why is he not talking about bernie sanders? i have been watching him for the past month and he hardly says anything about him
I miss Jon Stewart and was sad that no one could challenge the idiot FOX loving REPUB Conservs. NOW im happy to see that someone is STILL carrying on the torch. Bill you rock.
bill maher really bernie sanders is leading in the polls really maher you wont mention bernie im sorry the whole media is beyond disgusting for bill maher to not mention bernie sanders not once is a fucken disgrace but of course his boyfriend chris matthews was there bernie sanders 2016 fuck hilary bill maher come on mention bernies name i would never expect this from b maher
You can put me on the ten dollar bill if you like:)
Trump is such an asshole.. You are not supposed to question the Pope.. And no I’m not Christian…
I don’t get it, why is Bill so pro-Bernie on his social media. He event posted a link on his Facebook page which was an article on how Bernie actually won the debate. But on his show, he barely mentions Bernie and always leans toward pro-Hillary side. I really don’t get it.
I simply don’t understand why anyone would vote republican. Republicans are the most ignorant people in the country.
The joke wouldn’t have worked if he said Bernie Sanders.
Bernie fuckin Sanders. Nuff said.
Where does he get the stat that states 29% of conservatives think the pope is a Muslim?
Re-education cramps. The Reagan Lie-brary. News Papal. Hellary.
What Bernie has to do to deserve your respect? Be in the cover of times magazine?
I’m going to give Bill the benefit of the doubt and assume he said Hillary won the debate because A) he wanted to do that “a woman won” setup and B) because Hillary is losing ground to Bernie so fast that her only saving grace will be that the real election is going to be focused on those two since most of America will have written off the Republican clown sideshow
*conservartives* have always been the most intellectually dishonest of any ideological group – they make shit up all the time, and they NEVER accept the facts of studies they disagree with – never ! It’s like they don’t exist to them..!!
Still a Clinton fan? Boo!
sanders 4 prez
People who think that Sanders has a chance to become president are just as delusional as those who think Trump will make it.
Hillary Clinton will never become president of the United States of America. Her favorability when down like Monica in the Oval Office.
no it was Bernie Sanders
The thing with Trump is that he is saying all that and playing to the base. I think he does believe in global warming, and single payer, but also key Republican issues like immigration and defending America from terrorists abroad. I’m beginning to resent a little bit this piling on Trump, even from Bernie Sanders. Trump has not said anything so bad. And then today Ben Carson said he thought a Muslim President would be a bad idea … well, who on Earth disagrees with that that is not crazy?
bill loves cosby !!!!!
Hitler adjacent??? So is censorship, PC, etc. A socialist making a living in a capitalist society….amazing.
bernie is going to win, be part of the victory or be silent #feelthebern
lmao!!! The tea baggers! lol!!!
Correction, Bill , the klan was created by the Democrats ! STOP rewriting history.
We need more education? As the so called enlightened generation progresses forward with more and more degrees, so has the nation’s debt, personal debt, pollution, over population, lack of experience, inability to communicate…I’ll stop there. Education is a business.
America we NEED a REAL leader!! Bernie Sanders 2016!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck the republicans. Fuck Hillary. Fuck dynastic politics.
I wouldn’t put a woman on the $10 bill. Am I sexist? No, I just can’t think of a woman who accomplished more than Alexander Hamilton. I keep hearing people throw out Rosa Parks, but her work is not as impressive as Hamilton’s. I don’t see many male replacements either, but I suppose one could argue someone like James Madison would be more deserving.
if it has to be a woman : Abigail Adams and Susan B. Anthony come to mind. What about Katharine Burr Blodgett? She wasn’t political, but her inventions had several military appllications.
go donate to bernie before September 28, the quarter is almost up!! …..feel the bern…..:-)
Winner is sanders
Let’s put Katy Perry on the ten dollar bill. Keep the fun in fundamentalism.
Bill’s so dishonest. Rand Paul’s answer of Susan B Anthony was really good, and most of the rest was Rosa Parks.
“29% think he’s a Muslim…”
I laughed. I died.
Because it’s probably true.
Bernie is a communist who will never get elected in this country.
For all the Bernie fanatics who don’t get the joke because their fanatism is getting in the way I will now quote Mm twentywo and jinhyun1:
“It’s called a joke. Let me explain you see everyone thought he was going to say Carly Fiorina as she was the only woman in the debate…you get it ??”
“He’s pretending(for a joke) that Hillary is actually more Republican in her politics and that she actually won the GOP debate because the other Republicans don’t hold a candle to her. So Sanders is actually the Progressive hope.”
I also recommend Bill’s video, where he explains what a joke is. Have a nice day.
he stirs up his own hate……..just listen
ha a ha ha
You don’t put a woman on the ten dollar bill; you leave the face of the first Secretary of the Treasury on it. If we want a woman’s image on a bill, we can get rid of Jackson who wasn’t such a great figure all the time.
It’s official. He cannot make fun of trumps hair anymore with that horrible mop
The Pope, is 4 Dopes who believe in HOPE. & “Vatican City,” is where all the Dopes cum from, but I guess were the Dopes 4 buyin in2 an Invisible Product they’ve been sellin 4 thousands of yrs called, God! ur invisible friend in the sky. REALLY ! ! ! PT-!–O2A . . . PS they’ve made so much $’ers fr us “Stupid-Dopes” all over the wrld that they have there own “Bank,” of the same name. I guess “Ice-This,” is’ent as Stupid a group as the wrld thinks they r. There just lunatics, who also believe in another stupid, mother load of bad ideas “Fairy-Tale. Called Mo-Ham-id ! ! !”
Muslims do have training camps here in the US and everyone looks the other way. OF course I didn’t agree with the rest of the manure the person had to say.
if you had a roast for trump, it would be a trump roast
carrvy1 Why is it whenever Repugnants post lies that their party tries to foist on the American public, you always disable replies? An ignorant post such as yours deserves replies correcting the record. So unless you can identify a single instance when what you say is true, then don’t pretend it is true any longer. I won’t repeat your lie for you either….such morons.
Bill’s hair is almost as bad as Trump’s…
I like Harriet Tubman on the ten I also like the lady whose name I can’t remember who blew up on the challenger.
it’s scary the way these braindead people laugh and cheer at everything Bill says.
– man I’m sick of Jews.
bill did just as we told him to…..dont talk about B.S.
bern baby bern
I’ve always believed it should be Oprah on the $10. Those things would be worth a fortune if she autographed them herself. Our money would finally have the backing value it’s been missing.
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