Real Time with Bill Maher: Monologue – September 18, 2015 (HBO)

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Published on September 19, 2015

Bill Maher’s monologue from Friday, September 18, 2015.

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  • awill891 3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders.

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  • Boogie Brown (BoogieBrownPro) 3 years ago

    Feel the mother fuckin’ burn, Bill.

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  • bmaw604 3 years ago

    bernie

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  • TheTehpwnshow 3 years ago

    Bernie

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  • Michael Sorrentino 3 years ago

    George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin and all the other
    founding fathers are either rolling in their graves or they are all
    watching the nut show that is present day USA with George Carlin from
    Heaven and sharing popcorn while laughing at us. Meanwhile, God is banging
    his head against his desk pausing every once in a while to exclaim “Where
    did I go wrong?”

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  • ThE DuCk 3 years ago

    Trump Supporters like Trump have been trending stupid for a long time .

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  • serenity s 3 years ago

    hilary2016

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  • serenity s 3 years ago

    hilary2016

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  • LivingInVancouverBC 3 years ago

    Sorry to break it to you Sanders supporters but if he ain’t owned he ain’t
    getting into the White House which itself is another puppet show to
    distract you. Pay not attention to that man behind the curtain. Just watch
    the show. The real crazy part is about to begin.

    See? You don’t even care who is really in control, you’re distracted.

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  • Jonathan Blaze 3 years ago

    Hillary 2016!

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  • PappyMan 3 years ago

    Are you insane, Bill? Hillary was a non-starter. Bernie Sanders was the
    CLEAR winner of that debate. Feel the Bern bitch.

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  • Xanifur 3 years ago

    Work on the audio quality.

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  • Larry Lopez 3 years ago

    No Bill, it’s pronounced, Bernie Sanders.

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  • TheStone 3 years ago

    And a fine Mahoc to all the republicans.

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  • TheKgr1967 3 years ago

    How can this country even function with people like this around?

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  • Nicole Hayes 3 years ago

    BILL IS BECOMING A CHRISTIAN ON THE LOW AND I LOVVVVEE ITTT!! MY DREAM IS
    TO JUST SHARE WITH HIM THE TRUE LOVE OF CHRIST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE
    CHURCH HURT HIM IIN SOME WAY AND HE’S TAKING IT OUT ON GOD. JUST LIKE BACK
    IN THE DAY OF JESUS, THERE WERE HYPOCRITES (PHARISEES) PARADING AS MEN OF
    GOD BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY, THEY WERE MEN OF THE FLESH. SO ITS NO DIFFERENT
    THAN TODAYS WORLD. HEY BILL! THERE ARE ACTUALLY CHRISTIANS THAT PUT LOVE OF
    GOD AND ONE ANOTHER BEFORE CONDEMNING THOSE THAT SIN, BECAUSE WE ALL FALL
    SHORT AND WE ARE HERE TO HELP EACH OTHER OUT THROUGH LOVE TO REACH THE END
    GOAL. THERE ARE CHURCHES THAT TEACH RATHER THAN PREACH AT YOU. CHURCHES
    THAT PROMOTE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD HIMSELF RATHER THAN FILLING
    UP THE PASTOR’S POCKETS. IM PRAYING FOR YOU BILL CAUSE I FEEL GOD HAS BEEN
    TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND WILL USE YOU IN SOME WAY! AND FYI- JUST
    LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, YOU DONT NEED TO SEE IT TO KNOW HES REAL! JUST
    EXPERIENCE HIM!

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  • Audrius Ringaila 3 years ago

    come on, Bill, don’t be just another establishment ass kissing tv pundit!
    not ONCE you mentioned the REAL sensation of 2016 election. Feel the BERN!

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  • Phoenix Zappa 3 years ago

    In 1981, Reagan significantly reduced the maximum tax rate, which affected
    the highest income earners, and lowered the top marginal tax rate
    from70% to 50%; in 1986 he further reduced the rate to 28%.

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  • Kavya Reddy 3 years ago

    Go Hillary Clinton!

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  • Deepthought 01 3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders is the clear winner. Hitlary needs to take her dried up cunt
    to doucheville.

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  • Jonathan K. 3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders obviously won.

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  • O Catala SoCal (U.S) 3 years ago

    I must disagree with you Bill. Bernie won from the moment the debate
    started.

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  • EmmaLlanos 3 years ago

    No… It was not Hillary Clinton!

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  • Bloody heart15 3 years ago

    Why are you so afraid to say Bernie Sanders!?!?

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  • jayja45 3 years ago

    Please, Mr Trump, not every male wants to rub money on our dicks with a
    picture of your daughter on.

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  • PaleGhost69 3 years ago

    Whoever is the editor for this, I hope you read this. Please do your
    uploads in a more chronological order. It is really annoying to have to
    bounce around the uploads to find the correct order to watch them in.
    Also I love that this channel exists, it’s the only TV I watch anymore.

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  • Sourav Ray 3 years ago

    Well Trump keeps on saying Republican establishment won’t let him win, but
    on the Democratic side there has been a clear conspiracy to hide the
    popularity of Bernie Sanders. And I am surprised to see Bill’s behavior, he
    was in support of Elizabeth Warren for President, then why is he supporting
    Hillary now?

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  • brookdalebill 3 years ago

    This is the one!My favorite monologue!

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  • Cæcilia Athena 3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders 2016!!!

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  • Oscar Gamez 3 years ago

    Or BERNIE SANDERS…. Smh Bill.

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  • chasemebaby 3 years ago

    All we need Trump For is GPS :
    “Take a left at the Cheesecake Factory. Fantastic Place. The portions There
    are “Huge”. I took my kids there when they were young. Very Classy. Oops
    you missed your turn, recalculating.”

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  • EH CBunny 3 years ago

    Carson acts like he’s been sipping on Michael Jackson’s “milk.”

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  • Christine Jones 3 years ago

    Bill is now afraid to say Bernie Sanders….

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  • la dee da 3 years ago

    Bill Maher is an obvious paid-for lib. stooge. I wish he’d get back to
    comedy. I really hope he doesn’t go the route of Jon Stewart.

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  • Kenneth Dower 3 years ago

    Here’s the thing, all you Bernie supporters here, the joke was he mentioned
    a woman won the debate, suggesting he would talk about Carly, and then said
    Hillary. Sanders is not a woman, so, hmm, no joke possible with that. Sad,
    once again, liberals proving that they’re just as fucking stupid as
    conservatives.

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  • x Psi 3 years ago

    Bill, what happened man? you act like you’re catering to Hillary and you
    know thats bullshit. just because it may not be ‘likely’ bernie gets the
    nomination, doesnt mean he should be shunned, hes starting the biggest
    progressive movement as far as general politics in american history.

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  • Louis Rios 3 years ago

    Marco didn’t want to put his wife on the 10$ bill. And the ones who said it
    were mainly because they thought the question was stupid.

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  • EnK Ryzov 3 years ago

    Birth certificates can’t melt steel beams!

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  • niacal4nia 3 years ago

    is Dr. Carson running or sleepwalking?

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  • Ruben Campbell 3 years ago

    The winner… Hillary? Who the F is her? She is not even leading the
    democratic polls anymore…
    Bill Maher is a great atheist but right now I am having doubts he is not a
    believer in SUPERSTITION…
    Hillary? WTF

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  • decide2think 3 years ago

    I hate to have to correct Bill, butTrump agreed with another candidate that
    Rosa Parks should be on the $10 bill… not his daughter. You’ve got to get
    the details right or the joke wont be funny.

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  • avedic 3 years ago

    2:40 I know that joke about the Pope being a Muslim was a *joke*…..but
    there was a part of me that isn’t so sure he’s off-base with that
    statistic. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if 20% of conservatives thought
    the Pope was Muslim. Hell, if anything that number seems low…
    Yes, that’s how sad the conservative part of this nation has become. I
    literally can no longer tell the difference between an absurdly outlandish
    joke….and what those people *actually* believe.

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  • Pekka Järvensivu 3 years ago

    Yep. America need more TeaBaggers :)

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  • ReVoltAgefilms 3 years ago

    #feelthebern

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  • John Parker 3 years ago

    We don’t need re-education for tea baggers, we need education, period. I’m
    guessing 90% of them never made it to high school, which isn’t too bad when
    you consider the other 10% never made it to junior high.

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  • hustler3of4culture3 3 years ago

    hey bill maher,

    you know what group of people has been blowing stuff up all over the world?

    no not muslims: americans in military uniforms!

    it is sad how you ignore our own complicity in providing a reason for
    people around the world to join terrorist groups in the first place.

    what if the u.s. sent drones to your city and randomly blew stuff up :
    would you feel safe?
    would you not do something to stop that?

    stop being a shill for the military and start being funny again.

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  • Vasilijan Nikolovski 3 years ago

    I was having fun RIGHT up until the end, Bill, wtf!? Why would you support
    and do the same shit the mainstream media, which is act like Bernie Sanders
    doesn’t exist or that he’s a joke?
    Bernie went on your show, I’d like to see Hillary come to your show and see
    what kind of questions you give her and how she answers them.

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  • MrWatchesvideos 3 years ago

    why is he not talking about bernie sanders? i have been watching him for
    the past month and he hardly says anything about him

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  • chris fearless 3 years ago

    I miss Jon Stewart and was sad that no one could challenge the idiot FOX
    loving REPUB Conservs. NOW im happy to see that someone is STILL carrying
    on the torch. Bill you rock.

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  • larry valdez 3 years ago

    bill maher really bernie sanders is leading in the polls really maher you
    wont mention bernie im sorry the whole media is beyond disgusting for bill
    maher to not mention bernie sanders not once is a fucken disgrace but of
    course his boyfriend chris matthews was there bernie sanders 2016 fuck
    hilary bill maher come on mention bernies name i would never expect this
    from b maher

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  • Porkme1000 3 years ago

    You can put me on the ten dollar bill if you like:)

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  • sill gorilla 3 years ago

    Trump is such an asshole.. You are not supposed to question the Pope.. And
    no I’m not Christian…

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  • switfranc 3 years ago

    I don’t get it, why is Bill so pro-Bernie on his social media. He event
    posted a link on his Facebook page which was an article on how Bernie
    actually won the debate. But on his show, he barely mentions Bernie and
    always leans toward pro-Hillary side. I really don’t get it.

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  • Sergio Ortiz 3 years ago

    I simply don’t understand why anyone would vote republican. Republicans are
    the most ignorant people in the country.

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  • Jeff Leach Music 3 years ago

    The joke wouldn’t have worked if he said Bernie Sanders.

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  • Dmichoacan 3 years ago

    Bernie fuckin Sanders. Nuff said.

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  • Jake Compton 3 years ago

    Where does he get the stat that states 29% of conservatives think the pope
    is a Muslim?

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  • Don Bagley 3 years ago

    Re-education cramps. The Reagan Lie-brary. News Papal. Hellary.

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  • egonkirchof 3 years ago

    What Bernie has to do to deserve your respect? Be in the cover of times
    magazine?

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  • TheGkmasta 3 years ago

    I’m going to give Bill the benefit of the doubt and assume he said Hillary
    won the debate because A) he wanted to do that “a woman won” setup and B)
    because Hillary is losing ground to Bernie so fast that her only saving
    grace will be that the real election is going to be focused on those two
    since most of America will have written off the Republican clown sideshow

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  • claronium 780 3 years ago

    *conservartives* have always been the most intellectually dishonest of any
    ideological group – they make shit up all the time, and they NEVER accept
    the facts of studies they disagree with – never ! It’s like they don’t
    exist to them..!!

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  • Terry Mcgowan 3 years ago

    Still a Clinton fan? Boo!

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  • Caleb Harcus 3 years ago

    sanders 4 prez

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  • JUST 3 years ago

    People who think that Sanders has a chance to become president are just as
    delusional as those who think Trump will make it.

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  • Kontra Kommando 3 years ago

    Hillary Clinton will never become president of the United States of
    America. Her favorability when down like Monica in the Oval Office.

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  • Steve Dwyer 3 years ago

    no it was Bernie Sanders

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  • justgivemethetruth 3 years ago

    The thing with Trump is that he is saying all that and playing to the base.
    I think he does believe in global warming, and single payer, but also key
    Republican issues like immigration and defending America from terrorists
    abroad. I’m beginning to resent a little bit this piling on Trump, even
    from Bernie Sanders. Trump has not said anything so bad. And then today Ben
    Carson said he thought a Muslim President would be a bad idea … well, who
    on Earth disagrees with that that is not crazy?

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  • obedfloresmx 3 years ago

    ?????

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  • Abhay Rana 3 years ago

    bill loves cosby !!!!!

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  • J kK 3 years ago

    Hitler adjacent??? So is censorship, PC, etc. A socialist making a living
    in a capitalist society….amazing.

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  • Peter S. 3 years ago

    bernie is going to win, be part of the victory or be silent #feelthebern

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  • Wiz Dom 3 years ago

    lmao!!! The tea baggers! lol!!!

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  • 9avedon 3 years ago

    Correction, Bill , the klan was created by the Democrats ! STOP rewriting
    history.

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  • jakerey21 3 years ago

    We need more education? As the so called enlightened generation progresses
    forward with more and more degrees, so has the nation’s debt, personal
    debt, pollution, over population, lack of experience, inability to
    communicate…I’ll stop there. Education is a business.

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  • Jag 123 3 years ago

    America we NEED a REAL leader!! Bernie Sanders 2016!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck the
    republicans. Fuck Hillary. Fuck dynastic politics.

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  • DH1986 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t put a woman on the $10 bill. Am I sexist? No, I just can’t think
    of a woman who accomplished more than Alexander Hamilton. I keep hearing
    people throw out Rosa Parks, but her work is not as impressive as
    Hamilton’s. I don’t see many male replacements either, but I suppose one
    could argue someone like James Madison would be more deserving.

    if it has to be a woman : Abigail Adams and Susan B. Anthony come to mind.
    What about Katharine Burr Blodgett? She wasn’t political, but her
    inventions had several military appllications.

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  • liberal patriot 3 years ago

    go donate to bernie before September 28, the quarter is almost up!!
    …..feel the bern…..:-)

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  • DarthAlphaTheGreat 3 years ago

    Winner is sanders

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  • Lex Nuss 3 years ago

    Let’s put Katy Perry on the ten dollar bill. Keep the fun in
    fundamentalism.

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  • henrysfryguy 3 years ago

    sanders

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  • mellowman1001 3 years ago

    Bill’s so dishonest. Rand Paul’s answer of Susan B Anthony was really good,
    and most of the rest was Rosa Parks.

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  • Ann Daniel 3 years ago

    “29% think he’s a Muslim…”

    I laughed. I died.

    Because it’s probably true.

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  • Locutus D'Borg 3 years ago

    Bernie is a communist who will never get elected in this country.

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  • thorium222 3 years ago

    For all the Bernie fanatics who don’t get the joke because their fanatism
    is getting in the way I will now quote Mm twentywo and jinhyun1:

    “It’s called a joke. Let me explain you see everyone thought he was going
    to say Carly Fiorina as she was the only woman in the debate…you get it
    ??”

    “He’s pretending(for a joke) that Hillary is actually more Republican in
    her politics and that she actually won the GOP debate because the other
    Republicans don’t hold a candle to her. So Sanders is actually the
    Progressive hope.”

    I also recommend Bill’s video, where he explains what a joke is. Have a
    nice day.

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  • Will C 3 years ago

    he stirs up his own hate……..just listen

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  • Asgeir Bragason 3 years ago

    ha a ha ha

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  • Krista Azzara 3 years ago

    You don’t put a woman on the ten dollar bill; you leave the face of the
    first Secretary of the Treasury on it. If we want a woman’s image on a
    bill, we can get rid of Jackson who wasn’t such a great figure all the
    time.

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  • Count chocula 3 years ago

    It’s official. He cannot make fun of trumps hair anymore with that horrible
    mop

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  • Sparkie Lyle 3 years ago

    The Pope, is 4 Dopes who believe in HOPE. & “Vatican City,” is where all
    the Dopes cum from, but I guess were the Dopes 4 buyin in2 an Invisible
    Product they’ve been sellin 4 thousands of yrs called, God! ur invisible
    friend in the sky. REALLY ! ! ! PT-!–O2A . . . PS they’ve made so much
    $’ers fr us “Stupid-Dopes” all over the wrld that they have there own
    “Bank,” of the same name. I guess “Ice-This,” is’ent as Stupid a group as
    the wrld thinks they r. There just lunatics, who also believe in another
    stupid, mother load of bad ideas “Fairy-Tale. Called Mo-Ham-id ! ! !”

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  • carrvy1 3 years ago

    Muslims do have training camps here in the US and everyone looks the other
    way. OF course I didn’t agree with the rest of the manure the person had to
    say.

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  • Wanetta Renay 3 years ago

    if you had a roast for trump, it would be a trump roast

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  • cyninbend 3 years ago

    carrvy1 Why is it whenever Repugnants post lies that their party tries to
    foist on the American public, you always disable replies? An ignorant post
    such as yours deserves replies correcting the record. So unless you can
    identify a single instance when what you say is true, then don’t pretend it
    is true any longer. I won’t repeat your lie for you either….such morons.

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  • geezusispan 3 years ago

    Bill’s hair is almost as bad as Trump’s…

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  • Lord Albrus 3 years ago

    Bernie!

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  • william overton 3 years ago

    I like Harriet Tubman on the ten I also like the lady whose name I can’t
    remember who blew up on the challenger.

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  • holoholo haole no ka oi 3 years ago

    it’s scary the way these braindead people laugh and cheer at everything
    Bill says.

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  • rickster348 3 years ago

    – man I’m sick of Jews.

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  • nwo spy T 3 years ago

    bill did just as we told him to…..dont talk about B.S.

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  • dasda asda 3 years ago

    bern baby bern

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  • Brinner Dang 3 years ago

    I’ve always believed it should be Oprah on the $10.
    Those things would be worth a fortune if she autographed them herself.
    Our money would finally have the backing value it’s been missing.

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