Rambo responds to Lindsey Graham’s AR-15 fantasy

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Published on March 30, 2021

When Lindsey Graham justifies his ownership of an AR-15 to defend himself against gangs during a “natural disaster,” Rambo steps in to set the record straight.

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215 comments

  • paladro 1 year ago

    he scared

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  • Patrik Floding 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure I saw this guy in the movie “Porky’s”?

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  • Walter Jacksn 1 year ago

    Lady G for CLOWN of the week. He will probably be out done by another good but before the week ends.

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  • ThE DuCk 1 year ago

    Georgia Lawmakers Warn Stricter Gun Regulation Could Cause Mass Shooters To Move To Other States
    – The Onion

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  • Anthony Mendenhall 1 year ago

    Now those “gang members” know you have guns, and will SPECIFICALLY single you out to take them. Good job blowing your own cover.

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  • Ad Astra Magdalene 1 year ago

    Are the cops going to rush to his house in a break-in situation? Nope, they’ll be thinking “Jesus Christ, a crazy hateful old man with a semi-automatic gun. I’m not rushing in there and getting shot by him..”

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  • a lema 1 year ago

    They lie lie lie I don’t want to and I don’t listen to him I think they’re disgusting human beings if you want to call them that

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  • CHI CHI 1 year ago

    When the Hell did gangs become a Natural Disaster, now your neighbors know they can’t count on your punk Ass.

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  • Dave Dee 1 year ago

    I guess this is an improvement from Ted Cruz. At least Lindsey stays in his state after a storm and doesn’t jet off to Mexico.

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  • John Yost 1 year ago

    Lindsey, when you are carrying your ar15 make sure you don’t trip over your skirt!

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  • Kaz Headrest 1 year ago

    Tough talk from Senator Douchebag. In the fantasy “Big Lind’s” kills all the bad guys. The adoring masses worship at his feet. “My what a big gun you have Lindsey!”

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  • Sylvain-Paul Côté 1 year ago

    If he didn’t make laws that keep people in poverty, he wouldn’t need an AR-15. The world’s happiest countries like Finland, Denmark, Switzerland, Denmark, Iceland, Greenland don’t need AR-15’s. Poor people are unhappy and hungry. They get desperate and turn to violence. Even not having free hospitals makes for mentally sick people to remain untreated and to roam the streets, unwanted. Tax the rich and help the poor. They all claim to be Christians, yet they forget that the first teachings of Jesus are to help the poor, the sick, the bereaved and the drug addict. They say the US is a Democracy, but it’s more a Plutocracy, a society that is ruled/controlled by people of great wealth or income while the vast majority live from paycheck to paycheck, from welfare check to welfare check. The only ones who are happy in the US are the richest 1%, creating a vast disenfranchisement in the lower salaried and too many turn to violence to either better their situation or simply to get revenge on the rich who don’t care about them.

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  • Andrew Jones Productions 1 year ago

    Thank goodness I reside in Japan where when there is a natural disaster, people pull together, act calmly and help each other out. The only ‘gangs’ are groups of volunteers armed with nothing more than a strong will to help. Even the ‘yakuza’ (Japanese gangsters/mafia) organise truck loads of relief items such as food, water, blankets etc. I hope LIndsey Graham realises that he is portraying his country as a lawless cesspit and his fellow countrymen as raving lunatics. Is this really the image (largely unfounded and imaginary) you want your politicians to be portraying to the outside world?

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  • Maki Burgess 1 year ago

    Gangs? Like in the race war? When dem uppity N words get all restless like? What’s that whistle I hear?

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  • Michael Borror 1 year ago

    Well, I think Mr. Colbert could make a pretty good gun safety instructor if he practices more, well it makes sense, lol?

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  • Captain Charles 1 year ago

    Flip flap Lindsey,

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  • John Drew 1 year ago

    An AR-15 is not the best home protection firearm, Miss Lindsey. Think M4 carbine. The best protection for a girl like you, however, would be trained and armed security.

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  • Andy Back 1 year ago

    When I think of people who I wouldn’t mess with and who stick to their guns, I generally think of Lindsay Graham, said no one ever.

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  • Korien 89 1 year ago

    Truly inspiring what faith he shows in the government to be able to protect him.

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  • mel welker 1 year ago

    Lindsey Graham is Paranoid about Gangs or Natural Disasters in South Carolina? He is BONKERS. 🤪🙄🇦🇺😷
    America: Where Senators own AR-15’s🥴

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  • Janos Csonka 1 year ago

    Mis.Lindsay obsession with “ gangs” 😉😀

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  • Fred Hadley 1 year ago

    People, people, you rake the forest floor and you shoot at a natural disaster and you ingest bleach for something else. It’s all very simple, elementary.

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  • cyberborberb 1 year ago

    Picture this: Lindsay Graham holding an AR15.

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  • Angry Kittens 1 year ago

    Gotta watch out for the South Carolina Gang. They make their money stealing paper towels after hurricanes.

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  • Jerry P 1 year ago

    Graham is right !

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  • Debbie Marquis 1 year ago

    Which gang.??..the one that raided the Capitol.??

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  • Bionic Cambo 1 year ago

    So remember gangs, when you go to Lindsey’s house, make sure to shoot first

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  • William Austin 1 year ago

    YES HE NEEDS A TRUMP ASSEMBLYREQ.15 MEMORY TEST.

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  • david huff 1 year ago

    What’s his address?

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  • Scrap_Dragon 1 year ago

    Given how old he is the I think you’re going to have a hard time defending yourself against the grim reaper time is not on your side buddy.

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  • Daa3.1416 Saa 1 year ago

    YOUR HOUSE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BLOW A-HOLE

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  • Antonio Correas 1 year ago

    So Lindsey thinks that natural disaster equals gang violence? Am I hearing this right?

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  • mostmelon 1 year ago

    More of that ridiculous gun fantasy that says owning a firearm automatically transforms you into an intimidating hero.
    It’s funny actually since the guy wielding an AR-15 in any story is always the villain.

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  • Ted 1 year ago

    This weenie’s posturing is so pathetic and revealing. All the backbone of an oyster.

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  • Silky Chan 1 year ago

    But but
    If everyone in his state has AR15,
    So when the natural disaster came n police can’t defend his neighbourhood
    Wouldn’t it be logical that the bad guys also be armed with AR15?
    do he really think he can fight them off alone?

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  • Dominik MJ 1 year ago

    Honestly, it would be great if people would say why they really want to have guns: inferior complex.- guns are cooler than legos – small penis – donor money from the arms industry – did I forgot something?

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  • argonsfolley 1 year ago

    “I’m deeply suspicious of my neighbors cuz I’m projecting my self-hatred onto those around me”

    That is SO on the nose. MAD respect!!!

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  • Bucur Ilie 1 year ago

    What “gang” is he talking about? Am I in the gang? I hate his guts for trying to highjack our democracy, Am I a gangster?

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  • Dale Gaither 1 year ago

    What gang?🤪😷

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  • Dale Gaither 1 year ago

    Knock Knock!! Its the gang! Let’s us in!!🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

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  • JustA Dad 1 year ago

    I firmly believe, Lindsey Graham is afraid of handling an AR-15

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  • moreSnacksPlease 1 year ago

    Call me crazy, but I think you should be able to fire an AR-15 before you come to own an AR-15. WTF do I know.

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  • Brent Thomson 1 year ago

    Can AR-15s be used in non hog-related disasters? I was under the impression that their utility was limited to the dispatching of between thirty and fifty wild hogs.

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  • JEL625 1 year ago

    Does Lindsey seriously think he’s going to go all action hero against a freaking gang from mad max? Because of a natural disaster?

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  • CAP198462 1 year ago

    This from the man who thinks a charging handle is an nickname they stencil on your credit cards. When he heard about Picatinny rails he asked if Amtrak ran on them. He tried to find “bolt carrier group,” on the NYSE. When he got told to look at the magazine feed lips, he went to W.H. Smith’s.

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  • John Thimble 1 year ago

    Colbert…..still old still not funny. Get a job on the Cartoon Network and led James Corden do late night

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  • Stephanie S 1 year ago

    Why is he fantasizing about shooting people during a natural disaster? That’s weird.

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  • Sook Wilson 1 year ago

    the man has no soul or shame

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  • Olive O'Sudden 1 year ago

    I wonder what Lindsey thinks those gangs look like in his fever-dream disaster movie scenario? Wonder…wonder…

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  • Sherry Hesner 1 year ago

    😜😜😜😜😜

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  • sswgm 1 year ago

    “I’m deeply suspicious of my neighbors because I’m projecting my self hatred on those around me!” ~every 2nd amendment nut everywhere

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  • Feon Jun 1 year ago

    I lived in a poor neighborhood when family and I came to the U.S. and then moved to lower middle-class neighborhood, and I have never seen a roaming gang out for blood or to loot residential homes.

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  • Ben Keller 1 year ago

    So funny Lindsey playing the ‘hard’ man. Would love to see that poor excuse of a human stand up to anyone. He proved his power whilst working for Trump, that he has no spine.

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  • Diane Wilson 1 year ago

    Lindsey give it a break,you washup, there nothing to fear from you.ttump use you, Mitch use u,the people from SC doesn’t trust u,we just stuck with you, yes you won but you lost much more.

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  • MVVpro 1 year ago

    Lindsey’s house is indeed the last one the marauders will come to. For a nice retreat after looting all the others houses, and to get some relief in his welcoming arms.

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  • James Lade 1 year ago

    The USA is a really sick place. If there’s a natural disaster like a hurricane then gangs might invade your house. Wow. It’s a sad sad sick society. Funny thing is the countries that don’t allow citizens to have guns are safer and have lower crime rates

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  • Luke Pascoe 1 year ago

    Got the Slingblade soundtrack….play that uneducated banjo

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  • Melanin Queen 1 year ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh sweet jizasi. Really Graham? I do like you said tht with a straight face, shows how deluded you really are. Yes, out of the whole country; gangs will leave your place alone because they wld be in fear for their lives. 🙄🙄

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  • moses knows 1 year ago

    Oh Lindsey, with a girls name, if all the gang have AR-15’s too you are in real trouble, “Mr. flip-Flop”…

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  • James Gentry 1 year ago

    Just because you have an AR doesn’t mean you have the balls to use it. I honestly believe that Lindsey would pee in his panties.

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  • Totally not a famous person with a fake name 1 year ago

    lindsay is making a say 12 really stupid things this year 2021 calendar – can hardly wait for april

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  • Totally not a famous person with a fake name 1 year ago

    would that be the gang of blacks, mexicans, asians, gays, women, gerbils, …???

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  • JimIBobIJones 1 year ago

    The GOP are now exclusively pandering to their radicalized base because they are held hostage on primaries by said base. They are therefore desperately Gerrymandering and passing biased election laws in swing states because they know they can no longer appeal to the centre.

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  • Wandering Firbolg 1 year ago

    One thing always makes me laugh is when people say, I have a gun, be it an AR-15 or something else. Ok, perhaps you even go on the range now and then to train your aim… but even if you do, which I doubt, most people, myself included, aren’t able to remain cool and collected in an a moment of extreme stress and react in a rational matter and still operate in a practical manner…. not a lot of people can do that.

    So, Senator Graham, drop the BS. I live in one of the safest countries in the world and apart from old service rifles, we do not have guns at home nor need to. We do not defend our homes with guns… that is the role of the police and the government… not yours. So to hear a member of the US Senate saying he needs a gun to defend himself… you’re shooting yourself in the foot there, mate!

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  • Laurie Stapleton 1 year ago

    I wish these late night hosts could stagger their days off, excluding major holiday periods, of course. Thank goodness Jimmy Kimmel is here this week. I usually don’t know if what Trevor has recorded is new until some time in when I realize that this is my second time with the “If You Know” segment. 😂🤣.

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  • T Wulff 1 year ago

    “If there’s a natural disaster in his area…”: He IS the natural disaster in his area!
    It is absolutely great, that the GOP leaves no stone unturned to find new ways to embarrass themself with ridiculous statements and made-up stories!

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  • Ghost Blade 1 year ago

    What an idiot, if all hell breaks loose in his area, his home is the first one to get raided for more supplies. Dude’s a clown

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  • Tuttermuts 1 year ago

    Ok new show idea: take all the pro gun nut politicians and drop them in a live warzone. No backup, no filibuster.

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  • Foo Kelevra 1 year ago

    I always thought he was a cartoon character

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  • Diana Agnoli 1 year ago

    Is your A-15 in lindsie’s closet?

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  • Catherine Cleveland 1 year ago

    Hmmm pretty sure he was hiding in the basement/tunnels of OUR HOUSE (the Capitol) when HIS GANG showed up. I don’t see a gun changing his reaction.

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  • Jrsydvl 1 year ago

    When a storm hit my father’s neighborhood, he took in several families because he had a generator when others didn’t. He wasn’t worried about gangs. He was worried for his neighbors.

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  • ShaunieBNaturalista 1 year ago

    Lindsey Graham doesn’t know which end the bullet comes out of.

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  • Jrsydvl 1 year ago

    When he says “gang” does he mean families looking for assistance?

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  • Reaper6207 1 year ago

    Lindsey Graham is an idiot and makes all responsible gun owners look like a moron.. By the way, how’s about instead of going straight to gun control laws, the politicians focus on improving the mental health of this country 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
    Let’s see here. Oh, Britain made firearms super difficult to purchase and own as a private citizen and yet, look at the murder rates they still have to endure from STABBINGS! The UK even had the idea to BAN KNIVES but don’t forget that a box truck could be used to run over people too!

    Just completely forget about the source origin and play Kansas City Shuffle with this issue.
    “Hey, this fella clearly has mental health issues and a violent past, but lets talk about GUN CONTROL and not that other nonsense crap, mentally health or whatever. GUN CONTROL!!!!!!!”

    Makes. Sense.

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  • joey77 1 year ago

    What gang?! Smdh

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  • N R 1 year ago

    lol. I thought he was going to say he’d protect his neighbors.
    Even in his wildest deranged fantasy, he’s still a jerk.

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  • Annie 1 year ago

    After riding in the boat with Cancun Cruz carrying his AR-15 Lindsey wants to FEEL and LOOK like a man around the big boys.😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

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  • Douglas Kalberg 1 year ago

    Lindsay is a real man’s man, you can tell by the way he talks.

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  • Spencer Smith 1 year ago

    I’m going to take a wild guess and say Mr. Graham has a pearl-handled derringer that he keeps shoved up his butt for just such emergencies.
    He’s also stockpiled fuzzy handcuffs to detain all of the “sweaty savage brutes” that happen to survive his gunslinging prowess.

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  • Sarah Messer 1 year ago

    No further proof than what is evident here that the AR-15 is made for compensation and lunatics LOL

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  • Luke Skyywalker 1 year ago

    Lindesy Graham and AR 15 go together like peanut butter and turkey….

    They just dont work toegther and never will.
    😉

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  • James Harris 1 year ago

    Lindsay with an AR-15 would be like Rambo in a Too-too.

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  • Malcadon 1 year ago

    People make the mistake in thinking that big TVs, electronics, big stereo equipment and jewellery are the most valuable items in a robbery, but they can be hard to pawn off or fence — a number of things not valuable as they used to be. Firearms on the other hand… You’ll *always* find a buyer, legal or otherwise! It would be foolish of Lindsey Graham to advertise such a hot item to thieves, but being a politician, you know he is just talking out his ass.

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  • Paul Bisset 1 year ago

    Limped Lindsey would be hiding under his rock…

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  • Ford Prefect 1 year ago

    Because the gangsters wouldn’t kill you and take the AR15 and your family – mad max style.

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  • The Krakra Show with Krazy Kristy 1 year ago

    Liar he can’t even aim please.

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  • Mark B 1 year ago

    Lindsey would be running, pushing kids & seniors out of the way faster than you can say “George Costanza”

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  • lucho5557 1 year ago

    The tough and mighty Grahambo….

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  • Chris Teasdale 1 year ago

    For home defense everyone knows a shotgun is much better than an AR-15.

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  • Mario M 1 year ago

    We’ve all seen footage of Lindsey runaway scared during Capitol riot.

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  • Judy Corso 1 year ago

    He wants to be able to fend off the base when the spell wears off and their senses return?

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  • Dave Owens 1 year ago

    Lindsey thinks about Diaper Don when he strokes his gun.

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  • Buddy Cooper 1 year ago

    The gang lives down the street at Aunti Feefa’s house.

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  • Derek R. 1 year ago

    Grahambo!!!

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  • robertk2007 1 year ago

    A gang is worried about getting Lindsey more than worrying about water, food, and electricity?

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  • Mark Powers 1 year ago

    I don’t own I don’t own any kind of weapons therefore I don’t seek to harm anyone if anything I was a deputy Jailer J-14 I was slammed against the wall and choked over lunch trays by another deputy I was being bullied at work but yet no justice and if that don’t beat all a woman was getting beat I stopped to see if there was any kind of assistance that officers might need instead I get thrown in jail handcuffed about all night long for stopping to see if the officer needed any help I’ve been humiliated by witnessing a man punch a woman in the face but wouldn’t even ask if I’ve seen it you like me stopping to see if someone needed any help if there was a wreck due to CPR or any kind of assistance that training I might have had but yet still I don’t see why I can’t get any justice said Pope that made fun of humiliated can’t go to work I am tired of being humiliated need to provide for my family but yet there’s no justice for me if anything I should have been a hero but that doesn’t matter I’m not no hero I’m just wanting to go back to work so I can provide for my family but instead I get lash back and can’t even get my belt back from a Randy Waters in Mccreary County Kentucky crooked Sheriff that has clearly then things he shouldn’t have done evidence missing out of the evidence room family member selling drugs but yet getting by with all the crap and Antics that he does but yet they don’t speak out because they’re afraid of him cops pulling women over for sexual acts money missing why isn’t he being the best of gated he’s not going to be the sheriff forever how do I know these things I’ve seen him at a friend’s house next door collecting a envelope at a drug dealer’s house and people’s been murdered but yet officers that was involved act like they didn’t see nothing still a young man missing but they act like they know nothing about it when it’s on video when they chop that young man to pieces where is the investigation starting begin when clearly there was multiple people involved I’ve seen this video but don’t have it in my possession but no of others that do and that has complained and seen it but still yet our share doesn’t do nothing about the things that goes on in this County because he is involved

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  • Dr. Braxy Gilkey Cruises 1 year ago

    I have no doubt that gangs would not target Miss Lindsey’s house mainly because they wouldn’t want to be associated with such a spineless demon.

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  • Evergreen WBB 1 year ago

    “The gang” means blacks Hispanics and liberals coming for Lady G

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  • Kenito 92 1 year ago

    ‘I’m deeply suspicious of my neighbour’s cos I’m projection my self-hate on all those around me’ 😂😂😂👌🏾

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  • Jack B 1 year ago

    Nice to know Colonel Lindsey Graham (Air Force Attorney) is all ready to fend off the Viet Cong this summer.
    I feel safer already.

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  • Jon brown 1 year ago

    The gang gave no interest in you Lindsay. Not important to anyone

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  • robinpare5155 1 year ago

    So there’s a natural disaster and a “gang” of people needing help and shelter would get a AR15 pointed at them…. WoW, how “american” of you Lindsey….. is he going to send them thoughts and prayers while spaying them with hot lead…?!?!!!

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  • bepriceless 1 year ago

    They worship guns and money and have no heart. Can you really imagine this “guy” with enough stones to defend himself?

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  • Robyn MARKOW 1 year ago

    The natural disaster is YOU, Lindsey (Yo!)

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  • sam hill 1 year ago

    Lindsey will look adorable in his pink tutu and matching ballet shoes sporting his AR-15. Reality has him hiding and shivering under his bed.

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  • Tedger 1 year ago

    if organzed gang comes.. I doubt there is much he can do with his ar15… thats just stupidity.

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  • Candy Warmuth 1 year ago

    Graham’s limp wrist couldn’t hold up a 22 much less an rifle. She’s full of it. Real men don’t have to brag about things. Didn’t teach that in home ec. huh?

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  • Bernard Gilbert 1 year ago

    This time, Rambo actually makes sense.

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  • jason t 1 year ago

    It’s all about that victim complex with Lindsey and his fellow Republicans especially if they are victims of there own imagination.

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  • War Jac 1 year ago

    If he can handle the recoil for the AR or ANY of the guns he has I’ll give him props. Dude looks way too frail in my eyes though.

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  • Sir Enity 1 year ago

    Hollywood has clearly put a mark on some americans mindset LOL

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  • trent.vs.robots 1 year ago

    Last gang I saw on the hunt were a gang of Republicans storming the senate.

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  • Kiriu Xeosa 1 year ago

    Nothing stops a tornado hurricane flood pestilence famine or you know a pandemic quite like an assault rifle I don’t know why this guy has us paying for his Healthcare when he can just shoot his broken foot or cancerous tumors away

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  • dodid0 1 year ago

    “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAH”

    -Respectfully, a European

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  • Sebastian Bläser 1 year ago

    The real question should be why he didn’t use the Republican presidency and majority to make sure that in the event of a natural disaster, police and rescue services will be able to reach the affected area? 🤔

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  • Michelle M 1 year ago

    Graham IS the natural disaster!

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  • Michael vs lucifer 1 year ago

    …george floyd killer cop found NOT guilty===ANGELS RELEASED-gotta get you out the cage am a young lover’s RAGE gonna need a spark to IGNITE🔥☄LIGHT EM UP🔥🔥🔥

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  • thexalon 1 year ago

    Ask any Texan how useful their stash of guns and ammo was during the last natural disaster. This is pure posturing, nothing more.

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  • EllVTV 1 year ago

    Lindsey trying to sound macho is hilarious

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  • Jessica Winslet 1 year ago

    the gang? I didn’t the gangs rob wet clothes from old people in rural areas during natural disasters, usually the roads are wet and closed LOL oh wait .. the gangs use choppers and speedboats – they just attach turrets on top of the boats – republicans are truly stupid

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  • Space Lemur 1 year ago

    What gang, Lindsey? What gang is coming to your house to pillage after a storm? Those guys with the yellow vests, chainsaws, and electric wire to fix the power? You going to shoot _them?_

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  • Wang Hung 1 year ago

    Most gun owners proclaim they will be able to stop a crazy wacko who goes on a killing spree and thereby protect others. Truth is, they will protect themself or most likely avoid it if they have 0 interest in the fight.
    Like this snaking coward Lindsay, he’s a true flipping yapper whose only interest is keeping his seat and spewing shit. When it comes to protecting his neighborhood, you can hear it from his own mouth, he’ll protect himself.

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  • H Charton 1 year ago

    I remember when Colbert was one of the smartest comedians in history. Now he and his bits are the dumbest. What are you even talking about?

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  • Allenwrench 1 year ago

    just tuned in to my daily Liberal Klan Meeting ………

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  • A T 1 year ago

    2nd amendment. It’s a thing libs. It’s a thing libs. It’s a thing libs. LOL

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  • Clyde Morgan 1 year ago

    With his flip flop personality and incompetency during a natural disaster he would be more dangerous to his family and himself than any outside force.

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  • Millie Hanson 1 year ago

    He doesn’t even know how to hold the gun, so I’d worry about bystanders if he ever actually shoots one….. 🤪

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  • ZIna Dennis 1 year ago

    Come on out,we know u want to

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  • Capt'Wes Starwind 1 year ago

    Seems like a bunch of these Republicans are banking on the Zombie Apocalypse being a real thing.

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  • Nick Wade 1 year ago

    l.g. will run faster than any man alive to avoid a fight,and definetly run faster than his children and grandchildren to get away.that”s my opinion

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  • Stephen Rioux 1 year ago

    Somebody please tell ”Senator” Graham that if he introduces legislation to address social inequities, and strengthen disaster preparedness, he won’t have to worry. And what makes him think that one man can out-gun a dozen starving, homeless people? Give it up, Home Boy!

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  • Xcris crosX 1 year ago

    Miss Lindsey; Bless my soul it’s a gang… bang

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  • keylimepie1234 1 year ago

    Don’t know why anyone would want gun control after riots broke out in every major city simultaneously last summer. Neighborhood I used to live in got looted bad.

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  • mydamhouse 1 year ago

    My house is the last one they need to come to! Lol.

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  • Michael Ryan 1 year ago

    With antifa and blm hooligans burning property in our cities and threatening the suburbs plus open borders biden and his crowd letting illegals in well an AR and plenty of ammo is a good thing to have.

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  • kegsofvomitspit 1 year ago

    Let’s all just take a moment to attempt picturing Lindsey Graham being a hard-ass, with OR without a firearm.

    Yep, problem solved…………

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  • Adamant Forge 1 year ago

    Cops? Doesn’t he live in a place with a private law enforcement response?

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  • Libby Browne 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞……… 𝐖𝐰𝐰­.­𝐉­𝐨­𝐛­𝐚­𝐩­𝐩­𝟏­.­𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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  • Philip Marlowe 1 year ago

    I could just see former proud daughter of the Confederacy and now proud daughter of Mother Russia Leningrad Lindsey Graham, playing “tough” guy?? gal????

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  • Jim Konen 1 year ago

    Hey everybody, it’s the last house on the left! Quick before he shoots himself with his own gun!

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  • Stephanie S 1 year ago

    The gang? What gang? What is he talking about?

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  • Chris Brown 1 year ago

    Nooo, You’re house would be the last because “the gangs” would have to wait to stop throwing up because of the Boku No Pico marathon you have blasting on your big screen TV!

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  • Electric Mail 1 year ago

    He would probably shoot himself on accident!

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  • Anandan Kannoosamy 1 year ago

    Bimbo Rambo wants to keep a gun, agun?

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  • Anandan Kannoosamy 1 year ago

    AR15 for natural disasters? What he wants to shoot at the hailstones? Do you even know where the bullets go?

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  • somosgenel 1 year ago

    Ooh meow PERTEEE lil kitty has sharp claws.. HAHAHAHAHA

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  • Richard Madrid 1 year ago

    How come he ran from the capital mob his friends.

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  • Anandan Kannoosamy 1 year ago

    AR15? What, you want to shoot the eye of the storm? Did you hear 👂 from an IDIOT that you can NUKE a hurricane? WRONG!! STOP watching Hollywood disaster movies!!

    All you NEED is a pen. With Sharpie you can divert the direction of a hurricane by drawing on a map!! The IDIOT didn’t tell you that? Your pen is the only small tool you need!!

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  • LivingInVancouverBC 1 year ago

    Another person clearly exhibiting delusional thinking and boasting about his AR-15. You go, America!

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  • Rodney Smart 1 year ago

    Utterly ridiculous.

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  • BILL MURRAY 1 year ago

    Rambo is a lot smarter than
    his screen image suggests.

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  • Anandan Kannoosamy 1 year ago

    I’m a bit stupid so can someone tell me what makes Lindsey think that AFTER A NATURAL DISASTERS his house will be one of the few still standing? Izzit made of Trump’s Gold or something? Duh!!

    Or is there’s a sign that says, “Lindsay Graham’s Home”, please come and loot and get shot! How’s will people know it’s his home… 🤔

    Don’t talk rubbish man, you think we’re all sheep like the majority of your Trumpets?

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  • Mark Maxwell 1 year ago

    And it’s his right under the US Amendment….
    All hail Eugene Stoner….
    😂😂😂😂

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  • LORISSABOOBMAN 1 year ago

    Myrtle Beach SC, Lindsey wearing a Cammo pattern Girdle with a AR-15 the last stand for him or he is out!

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  • Jürgen West 1 year ago

    During a natural disaster wouldn’t one normally be assisting their neighbours instead of wanting to shoot them with a wannabe machine gun?

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  • Tairneanach 1 year ago

    Who’s Graham kidding? He can’t fire a gun, he doesn’t have a spine to stabilise his body!

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  • Lisa On The Net 1 year ago

    Being only one person with one gun against a “gang” doesn’t sound like it will be very effective. I mean, he makes it sound like the other people won’t have guns too.

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  • Atius8 1 year ago

    When there’s an earthquake, the first thing I do is grab my AR-15 and show those fault lines who’s boss.

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  • Kenny Sok 1 year ago

    If the cops can’t get around then how would the “gangs” get around. That sound so stupid

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  • Chris M 1 year ago

    So he is saying exactly what we’ve all known this whole time. Conservatives are crazy. So their actual reason for needing a military rifle is because they expect society to completely break down and there to be roving gangs terrorizing the survivors? It’s beyond comical.

    And these gangs, what exactly will they be doing? Looking for food? Women? Human sacrifices? If it IS actually in the early days of such a Hollywood type catastrophe, they will FIRST look for GUNS. And any old man shooting at them from his mansion will be easy pickings and they first ones to get killed.

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  • Austin Bandy 1 year ago

    He’s not wrong. If the gay population were to come together and revolt he’d be one of the first bigots we come for. But no AR15 would stop us from comig.

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  • Whitney ONeal 1 year ago

    The gang???

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  • OldCountryman 1 year ago

    An AR-15 is the worst possible self defense gun that you can have. A high powered rifle that’s lethal a mile out is great for combat, terrible for self defense.

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  • The Kenosha Kid 1 year ago

    He’s not wrong, in a disasters if looters come to my place they are gonna meet my rifles too.

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  • Kevin Owens 1 year ago

    Me 2 4 U. SMILE 🇺🇸

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  • Jerry Cole 1 year ago

    So Steven Colbert gets security with guns, but you don’t need any 😏he sucks

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  • Native American 1 year ago

    Gangs don’t kill people, White supremacists kill innocent people

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  • Mordo Samsonite 1 year ago

    This snowflake is afraid of his own shadow. Thats why he bends to trumps will.

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  • Big Blue 1 year ago

    We all know he runs away from a four year old kid with a balloon on a stick

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  • Gail Kaplin 1 year ago

    Oh for Christ’s sake you’re such a fake.

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  • Suzanne Berry 1 year ago

    I wonder how many trigger words he knows for brown and black people.

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  • allan sheehan 1 year ago

    How was this person re-elected into office ? Come on people, you have to realize that these fools are not just representing your state but they have an effect on the whole country !! Just look at the damage mcconnell has done !! Please, we have to do a better job when we vote !!

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  • Scott Becker 1 year ago

    If there’s a natural disaster bad enough that the police can’t protect your neighborhood, odds are gangs are not your biggest problem.

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  • Ta Tum 1 year ago

    He ll be the first to get gun down on his street in that scenario.

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  • Robert Forster 1 year ago

    So, you would murder real people over property?

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  • Super Profitable Jobs 1 year ago

    i am sure his house will be over-run without firing a shot

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  • Big Tex 1 year ago

    Did you catch the footage of Lyndsey manning one of the heavy machine guns on the recent GOP gunboat cruise? Priceless.

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  • The Dude 1 year ago

    Rambo is what Lindsey calls his boyfriend!

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  • Bret Ziller 1 year ago

    …Pretty sure Lindsey’s AR-15 is a specific model of “Fleshlight”. 🕸

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  • Zachorazor1 1 year ago

    Trump wanted to nuke hurricanes and this toolbox wants to shoot phenomena like tornados, earthquakes and tsunamis with a rifle. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the worldview of the modern Trumpublican Party. And almost half of you voted for this worldview. Wooooooow.

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  • Raden Ujang 1 year ago

    Okay sir.. Somalian Army will come to US because you don’t feel safe in your own country. Now, Somalia looks safer than USA.

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  • Connor reacts 1 year ago

    Dear Christ we have natural disasters in S.C every third Hurricane season. That’s when we help our neighbors out gangs my butt.

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  • Asaresa M 1 year ago

    Yes Lindsey, the next time a natural disaster hits, bunker down with your gun and though the sound of your teeth chattering listen to the Americans around you helping their neighbors.

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  • Anandan Kannoosamy 1 year ago

    Lindsay doesn’t have a fantasy, it’s a wet dream!! ( when people really starts to invade his home ). Maybe he needs a diaper like someone we know…

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  • Short Fuse 1 year ago

    you want a gun??? get it off the street and face the music LIKE A MAN in case you get caught with it! that will make you think twice bout if and when should you use it. (instead of buying god damn military grade assault weapons at friggin’ walmart like any 90 year old grandma could)….pussies….

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  • B C 1 year ago

    Ladies and Gentlemen the Official South Carolina state weasel!

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  • B C 1 year ago

    It’s not a gang! Listen to their three syllable chant. “Hug Mike Pence! Hug Mike Pence! Hug Mike Pence! Hug Mike Pence!” These are people who really love their country, and Mike Pence.

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  • Fernando alves 1 year ago

    If this scenario sounds like a movie to you, you didn’t just live through 2020

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  • Robert Dunn 1 year ago

    It’s amazing to me how un-funny he’s becoming….

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  • Deuce Active 1 year ago

    Who ever said a person has to be smart to be a senator?

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  • Mondo Shredder 1 year ago

    Lindsey Graham, the last person you’d expect to come to assist you when a natural disaster struck. He’ll be at his home, hunkered down with his ArR-15, ready to rapid fire anyone in the vicinity who looks “suspicious” (aka non-Caucasian).

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  • Paul Hayden 1 year ago

    If things went bad Lindsey Graham would probably shoot his own foot or more likely one of his family members. Guns are not toys.

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  • Vadim Elagin 1 year ago

    Lindsey’s just saying that it’s his constitutional right to be prepared for a race war.

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  • Elizabeth Moore 1 year ago

    Lindsey is an unnatural disaster…..

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  • Christian Castillo 1 year ago

    And a natural disaster is going to cause your neighbors to attack your house, rrrright

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  • J. Wilkins 1 year ago

    What doe Senator Graham’s AR-15 have to do with his serving the common good as a public servant?

    Is for him public office anything besides theater, with scripted lines, props, and settings?

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  • vk0 8 1 year ago

    I like how old ass Lindsey Graham thinks he can win a fight.

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  • Jimbo 0117 1 year ago

    Where does this deep seated fear of anarchy and the need to violently defend against it come from for conservatives? The only thing I can think of is that on some level they realize their tenuous position of privilege within our society, and are terrified of a situation where the police won’t be available to swoop in and continually ensure their safety against the rabble of society

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  • Swampthing4REAL 1 year ago

    They’ll slap this wimp’s little gun away in less than two seconds and leave him begging on bony knees through quivering lips for “mer-suh.” 

    Sorry Lindsay, but you are no GRAHAM-BO…

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  • Knightmarecity K 1 year ago

    Jfc It’s a hurricane not a Mel Gibson film.

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  • Alan Gilsmith 1 year ago

    But, what if everyone is South Carolina also has an AR15?

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  • Sandra Lewis 1 year ago

    Leningrad Lindsey can’t be relied upon in a fire fight to save his fellow Americans, he couldn’t even be trusted to wear a mask.

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  • R.F.K. PeaceNik19 1 year ago

    In Fact South Carolina’s Disaster is Lindsey Graham.

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  • Henry Beltran 1 year ago

    He likes BIC black things.

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  • iChillypepper 1 year ago

    Lindsey is one to talk when he has secret service protection 🙄

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  • Pt 57 1 year ago

    It’s hilarious that these fat old men think they’d last longer than a week in the apocalypse.

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  • Glen W 1 year ago

    Poor Little Lindsey. He must lie awake at night fearing the bad gang men coming to violate him. So he holds his gun close, believing that with it and a few clips of ammo he’ll be perfectly safe. What he doesn’t realize is that the same gun dealer that sold him his AR-15 also sold all those gangsters AR-15s, too. 🤣

    Oh, please let all the action be captured on Ring. 🍿🍿🍿🍻

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  • Glen W 1 year ago

    I’m not sure Lindsay’s fingers are big enough, or strong enough, to pull the trigger on a gun. Maybe a cap gun. Or a rubber band gun. 🤣🍻

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  • Mark Durham 1 year ago

    Lindsey says “gang” and thinks “bang!”

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  • NicholeB 1 year ago

    lovin this comment section

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  • Catherine Aiello 1 year ago

    LG is a total American embarrassment

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  • JLF 1 year ago

    Short and sweet. And funny.

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  • Daniel Dravot 1 year ago

    Every macho goof with a gun is a self-styled Rambo until they hear a single hot round come down range in their direction.

    Then they weep and wet themselves.

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