Race To The Merch House

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Published on September 10, 2015

The presidential candidates want your money almost as much as they want your vote, and they’ve got the merch-filled web sites to prove it. But what about all the undecided voters? They need useless garbage, too.

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39 comments

  • Fernando Rodriguez 4 years ago

    first?

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  • Darrisbob1 4 years ago

    I love that they kept him being “a face in a group of people” overlay.

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  • Scared Bent 4 years ago

    And Colbert your doing your patriotic duty by putting Trump’s picture in
    the display of this video so it gets more views you Fuk’n sellout!
    Do yourself a favor and stick to what your good at… being funny.

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  • Bitoru 4 years ago

    I want that shirt…

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  • Jarin Udom 4 years ago

    They should definitely add this stuff to the store. I would buy it.

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  • Dnguyen1319 4 years ago

    Being relative to the other talk shows and what those hosts typically do, I
    find this is a lot more like Stewart’s Daily Show more than anything. Not
    that it’s a bad thing!

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  • lednerg 4 years ago

    At least Bernie’s merch is all made in the USA. And it’s done via union
    labor.

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  • Premium Dongsaeng 4 years ago

    a mystical wooden JINDAL LOL

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  • fenix0seraph 4 years ago

    only his second ep and he’s already corpsing it hard

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  • happy543210 4 years ago

    omg, colbert is back! hooray!

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  • Distracted Observer 4 years ago

    They were so uncomfortable when he made fun of Hillary, I’m sure Steven is
    going to get some letters about that one…
    Probably even emails!

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  • bisholia 4 years ago

    I’d buy that merch, and I rarely buy anything online.

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  • David Tennant 4 years ago

    now if john Stewart didn’t retire and he ran the show with Stephen I wonder
    how funny it would be then

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  • sevven1 4 years ago

    #FeelTheBern

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  • GenevianFilms 4 years ago

    UPLOAD THE KENDRICK PERFORMANCE!!

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  • Bakorafanboy13 4 years ago

    I need that d20, someone tell me it’s real

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  • Playervid ZeroZeroFour 4 years ago

    The joke at 2:21 is both the reason I think I’ll like this show and why I
    am scared for it. I am pretty sure a large portion of CBS viewers would
    just stop watching after that. Idk, maybe I’m being pessimistic. I just
    hope this show doesn’t compromise for ratings.

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  • lee perrry 4 years ago

    I hope to see Estebán Colbertó one day. “CHICAS CHICAS CHICAS”

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  • Nicholas Shadid 4 years ago

    Make this stuff. Do it now. I will buy it.

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  • Dillon Luongo 4 years ago

    Not gonna lie, the 2nd episode wasn’t that great. The first one has me
    laughing the whole time, this one I chuckled a couple times… But I still
    have faith in you Stephen!!

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  • Sixth Jayhawk 4 years ago

    Stephen does a really good Rumpelstiltskin impression.

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  • chasemebaby 4 years ago

    “The Candidate is predetermined by the countries most wealthy and they’re
    international business ‘friends’.” – Too long for a Bumper sticker? Oh
    darn!

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  • Whammy Analysis 4 years ago

    I am disappointed by this segment simply because he didn’t mention Cruz’s
    “Sabo” section. Seriously people, if you ever wanted a black/white poster
    of Cruz’s head photoshoped onto a naked, covered in tattoos body while
    smoking a cigarette while declaring himself “Blacklisted from Congress”,
    its there. Among other “Straight Out of Compton” inspired gear.

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  • oriondrums2 4 years ago

    Happy to hear all the Sanders cheers.

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  • phortheman 4 years ago

    I’d buy “Bite me it is still 2015″

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  • guy2008rules 4 years ago

    I love this Colbert Report-type of late night show. The one where Fallon
    does his crappy lip syncing and celebrity bingo games feels like a high
    school nightclub instead. The Late Show actually is funny and educating
    filled with politics and academia.

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  • john gainze 4 years ago

    I would loved the bumper sticker!

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  • CrazyMonkeysLive 4 years ago

    There will never be another Jon Stewart

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  • Dwayne Robertson Jr. 4 years ago

    Conan O’Brien and Colbert have similar humour. haha

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  • Zotz Crew 4 years ago

    hahaha that “impress a slaveholder” bit had me rolling!!

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  • drewzifer 4 years ago

    Now this stuff feels like the old show and I Love it.

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  • Vega Corp. 4 years ago

    The Colbert Report > Late Night with Stephen Colbert. Sorry, it’s true.
    (Why would he choose to adopt the “late night host” formula? It’s a boring,
    and stale format. And even I can admit that, being 50+ years old.) So
    disappointed. Even the stuff on the web is better…’Only in Monroe’ and
    ‘Colbeard’ is brilliant. The comedy timing is off from the audience long
    clapping, “The View – lets get ready to party” intro is VERY cringeworthy,
    and both of the guests on this episode were nervous, uncomfortable and
    defensive – much like I was, having to watch it.

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  • Mark Williams 4 years ago

    Get Bernie Sanders on the show!!!!

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  • Denny Esford 4 years ago

    I want the undecided bumper sticker.

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  • Joe C 4 years ago

    PLEASE MAKE THE UNDECIDED ITEMS AVAILABLE!!!

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  • akaElleLatham 4 years ago

    Yeah! #FeeltheBern #Bernie2016

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  • severeboredom 4 years ago

    It’s like he never left :)

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  • Jeffrey Blenman 4 years ago

    I would buy all of those Undecided Merch items.

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  • Seth Gillen 4 years ago

    Colbert still acts like he did on the Report.

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