Quarantinewhile… This Paint Is Even Whiter Than Conan O’Brien

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Published on April 23, 2021

Quarantinewhile… Like our dear friend Conan, this paint is super-white and has the power to save the world. #Colbert #MothersDay #CovettonHouse

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39 comments

  • Joy Lastname 2 years ago

    That french taco just looks like a shawarma to me.

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  • mattmoose 2 years ago

    Old luck for the Oscars, Mr. Baptiste!

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  • moonmoonbirdcpt 2 years ago

    you can be other skin colors in #TreeOfSavior to have your kind of fun 😀

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  • Kim Clarke 2 years ago

    I don’t buy from Amazon because Jeff Bezos has put to many small businesses out of business. The sheer greed!

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  • colaboytje 2 years ago

    Colbert laughing at France.
    How is the US doing?

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  • Runzi333 2 years ago

    Maybe if the home doesn’t sell for that much money then it’s not worth that much money? just a thought!

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  • liban hassan 2 years ago

    I wish you could hit the like button twice. Cauz this video was that nice 😂

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  • CSRB 2 years ago

    Srphen pay for whyeber you need views

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  • theseinstrumentals 2 years ago

    Loved this but the funniest thing I heard was $100M mansion (I don’t care where it is, that’s hilarious). And it only has 5 bathrooms. Pierce, you fool lmbo

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  • Allan Song 2 years ago

    If that’s a taco, I’m the queen of England. Mexicans would have a fit.

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  • Krys Copeland 2 years ago

    Oh Jesus, Taco Bell is so bad in Europe. They don’t even have refried beans. How can you have a Taco Bell without refried beans, ffs?? The thing I miss most from America is Taco Bell bean burritos. I guess I’ll just have to console myself with all of this free healthcare, excellent public transportation, 30 vacation days a year, and affordable living and travel expenses…what ever will I do?

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  • Rah Collier 2 years ago

    That French taco thing looks tasty. I’d eat that.

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  • theseinstrumentals 2 years ago

    Finally, a sex doll for the atheist in your life

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  • anna ferguson 2 years ago

    program the sophisticated tech to hate people. smart.

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  • Miguel Freitas 2 years ago

    _’menage et trois’_ 😂😂😂

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  • uosdwiSrdewoH 2 years ago

    Jon Batiste is such a happy, funny guy. Him pretending to pedal was pure joy. I don’t want to jinx it either so I’ll say if he wins it’ll be well deserved.

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  • uosdwiSrdewoH 2 years ago

    I do love Meanwhile/Quarantinewhile. But I was concerned that he’d run out of those long and bizarre intros when he was only doing them once awhile. Now it’s every other night. Good on them for sticking to it even though it may impossible at some point.

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  • azr79 2 years ago

    french tacos are shit 🤮

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  • Dan Burke 2 years ago

    What that sex doll is saying isn’t nearly as creepy as the fact that it blinks.

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  • BLAHBLAHPOCALYSPE? 2 years ago

    Seeing the sex doll is spouting the inane words of a person so undesire that a uncanny valley toy must deliver it shows just how empty what she says is. Oh, and explains why it’s creator needs a sex doll. hahaha

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  • Hobgoblin4447 2 years ago

    “unfettered sexual expression” — so, no handcuffs, right?

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  • Dread-Cthulu 2 years ago

    If there’s one thing I can be thankful for as an American…. it’s that I can go around the corner and get a real quality taco made by a real mexican.
    WTF are you thinking, France?

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  • Emily Terral 2 years ago

    so disrespectful to people who use sex dolls!!!

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  • BrokenGlassShimmerLikeStarDust 2 years ago

    I live in France. The tacos here are so weird…

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  • ProjectFlashlight612 2 years ago

    And yet another royalty cheque does not go to Dario Argento’s family

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  • KittySnicker 2 years ago

    Pierce Brosnan took massive dumps and now no one wants his house

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  • bleedlifedry 2 years ago

    Conan’s going to love that joke. XD

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  • A B 2 years ago

    As an American living in France I wholly appreciate the jab at les tacos. The first time I saw it on a fastfood menu I got so excited! Then, so sad.

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  • Håkan Bråkan Kråkan 2 years ago

    That sex doll must have such an advanced AI integrated that it has become more enlightened than most humans.

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  • Hana M 2 years ago

    Sometimes I wonder whether the intro to Meanwhile takes longer to craft than the writing of the segment, itself.

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  • Audberto Velez 2 years ago

    quarantinewhile into!! was hysterical.. lol.. 👍👍👍😄😄😄

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  • Max Power 2 years ago

    Not gonna lie… The misanthropy shtick is pushing some buttons XD

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  • That_Pixie_Witch 2 years ago

    O’brien white was the whitest shade I knew….till now. I’m seriously happy I can dump Randy now.

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  • Elmer Fudd 2 years ago

    Jon is happy and high 😚

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  • dan ray 2 years ago

    I don’t know about this slutty summer hypothesis. I feel like between the majority of people who gained a bunch of weight during lockdown and the amount of idiots refusing to get vaccinated, it’s probably going to be a wash. I know for me personally, thinking that getting too near someone might kill us both for the last year hasn’t left me super horny.

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  • apathetic marsupial 2 years ago

    Ah, misanthropic sex dolls.
    Sounds like my ex.

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  • Nich Dub 2 years ago

    It might interest you to know a large majority of French people wouldn’t even consider eating snails. Sorry to be a killjoy.

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  • Linda Robertshaw 2 years ago

    Damn! Stephen’s writers are on fire!! HYSTERICAL!!

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  • jobanh7ify 2 years ago

    Holy shit we are gonna be dominated by sex bots! I think I like that future 🤔

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