Quarantinewhile… Should We Really Unseal That Hidden Mummy Door In Egypt Right Now?

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Published on October 8, 2020

Quarantinewhile… Hey Egyptologists, given the year we’ve had, are you sure it’s a good idea to crack open the sealed door you found behind a bunch of mummies? #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Quarantinewhile

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20 comments

  • Bee Johnson 2 years ago

    what about the fly.

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  • Random Rapper 2 years ago

    Oh my God!! They are kissing mannequins? 😂 😂

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  • Hamish Browne 2 years ago

    Covid aside…this format actually h helped make Stephen funnier

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  • Issac Dominic 2 years ago

    OMG 😍💋 💝💖❤️

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  • Slowbro 2 years ago

    I look forward to the Necron awakening from the crypt

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  • Thomas Raywood 2 years ago

    I’m pretty Japan has come up with a solution for that mannequin problem, and I think it produces infinitely more energy than it puts out. Enough to raise the dead. #candycannon
    https://www.oksexdoll.com/japanese-lifelike-sex-dolls.html

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  • Richard Alden 2 years ago

    SUPERB STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Brandon Lizza 2 years ago

    Hey Archaeologists! How about keeping that door sealed?! We’ve all watched the movies! We know how this ends!

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  • ProfessM 2 years ago

    That cannon was legit a joke from Loading Ready Run’s comedy skit from them ep Free Candy. Go watch its good.

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  • udntknwme cuzidntknwme 2 years ago

    Do you want a solution for climate change? Wait no more!!! Or do… ’cause they’re not ready yet… But energy from nuclear fusion is the closest thing to something like that.

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  • Morganne B 2 years ago

    Best joke: we already have that, his name is Brian. 🤣

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  • Tilion462 2 years ago

    Can’t help but think that Sunset Beach would’ve knocked those mannequin scenes out the park, back in the day…

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  • Galactic Warlock 2 years ago

    Fresh. Can’t wait till 2020 is over

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  • Steven Mccullough 2 years ago

    Oh hell, just use Bud Bundy’s blow up girlfriend and have done with it. At least there’d be some sexual reference point. 🤣😂😍

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  • Vittorio Abbate 2 years ago

    But why you’re worrying that the mummy is going back to life? I mean he’s not Stephen Miller!

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  • Omega JNA 2 years ago

    1000% yes open the mummy door. We might get lucky and the mummy could exterminate all the right wingers. I can hope cant I?

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  • Chase Place 2 years ago

    That’s the thing… Fusion is kinda like the opposite of fission.. Fission is this dangerous thing that, if unattended, melts down and keeps reacting unless it’s controlled. Fusion requires an intense amount of energy to start. Fusions “melt down” would be more of a “cool down” the only reason it hasn’t been successfully done much on earth is because of the extreme amount of energy and N3 it takes to start the process. If this worked the way scientists think it would we would literally have limitless amounts of energy…

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  • Tucker Bowen 2 years ago

    Nowadays whenever someone says the word “mummy”, i expect Tom Cruise to immediately show up and take over, making the whole thing all about him and completely ruining what could have been a decent movie

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  • John Mora 2 years ago

    Update: the fly just checked into Walter Reed for isolation.

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  • Bloodshot_Eyes 2 years ago

    Please don’t open the mummy door; flatten the curse curve.

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