Quarantinewhile… Hey Egyptologists, given the year we’ve had, are you sure it’s a good idea to crack open the sealed door you found behind a bunch of mummies? #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Quarantinewhile
Quarantinewhile… Hey Egyptologists, given the year we’ve had, are you sure it’s a good idea to crack open the sealed door you found behind a bunch of mummies? #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Quarantinewhile
what about the fly.
ReplyOh my God!! They are kissing mannequins? 😂 😂
ReplyCovid aside…this format actually h helped make Stephen funnier
ReplyOMG 😍💋 💝💖❤️
ReplyI look forward to the Necron awakening from the crypt
ReplyI’m pretty Japan has come up with a solution for that mannequin problem, and I think it produces infinitely more energy than it puts out. Enough to raise the dead. #candycannon
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SUPERB STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyHey Archaeologists! How about keeping that door sealed?! We’ve all watched the movies! We know how this ends!
ReplyThat cannon was legit a joke from Loading Ready Run’s comedy skit from them ep Free Candy. Go watch its good.
ReplyDo you want a solution for climate change? Wait no more!!! Or do… ’cause they’re not ready yet… But energy from nuclear fusion is the closest thing to something like that.
ReplyBest joke: we already have that, his name is Brian. 🤣
ReplyCan’t help but think that Sunset Beach would’ve knocked those mannequin scenes out the park, back in the day…
ReplyFresh. Can’t wait till 2020 is over
ReplyOh hell, just use Bud Bundy’s blow up girlfriend and have done with it. At least there’d be some sexual reference point. 🤣😂😍
ReplyBut why you’re worrying that the mummy is going back to life? I mean he’s not Stephen Miller!
Reply1000% yes open the mummy door. We might get lucky and the mummy could exterminate all the right wingers. I can hope cant I?
ReplyThat’s the thing… Fusion is kinda like the opposite of fission.. Fission is this dangerous thing that, if unattended, melts down and keeps reacting unless it’s controlled. Fusion requires an intense amount of energy to start. Fusions “melt down” would be more of a “cool down” the only reason it hasn’t been successfully done much on earth is because of the extreme amount of energy and N3 it takes to start the process. If this worked the way scientists think it would we would literally have limitless amounts of energy…
ReplyNowadays whenever someone says the word “mummy”, i expect Tom Cruise to immediately show up and take over, making the whole thing all about him and completely ruining what could have been a decent movie
ReplyUpdate: the fly just checked into Walter Reed for isolation.
ReplyPlease don’t open the mummy door; flatten the curse curve.
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