Quarantinewhile… Lawmakers in Connecticut are seeking to make pizza the state’s official food. Better not tell that to their neighbors in New York and New Jersey. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
Quarantinewhile… Lawmakers in Connecticut are seeking to make pizza the state’s official food. Better not tell that to their neighbors in New York and New Jersey. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
White clam pie from Pepe’s. Mmmmmmmm.
Replyi would totally want to change my mood on a whim, get rid of sadness and anger and depression forever, but the idea that anyone could hack your brain by accessing your phone sounds way too fucked.
ReplyThta implant sounds creepy.
ReplyCT pizza is pretty damn good
ReplyI’ve never really been a fan of brain implants. There’s a show that deals with this (along with other films) called Ghost in the Shell (good show) and deals with a futuristic setting where the uncanny valley of humans and machines has been bridged (if you think that’s entirely possible). People are a mixture of bio modification and neural implants with a natural human being seen as abnormal (but still able to exist), and one of the things that has had to be dealt with as a result is neural hacking (where someone is able to wireless jack into your brain through the internet or simply wirelessly like bluetooth or wifi). The reason we don’t take issue with this now is because the level of intrusion into our lives when hacking occurs still has some immediate distance (breaking into your bank account is different than breaking into your brain, and at least with your bank account it isn’t yourself). It will be a weird world to live in when someone was assassinated because someone else decided to distribute a neural virus (which is kind of the story for the first season of the show where the Laughing Man was able to hack people’s cybernetic eyes to create a pop up to block his face).
Reply“to plunge you into the janky DIY AR neural nightmare simulation of news..” 😆 Best intro to a segment ever lol
Replymy teacher loves animals, how cool would it be to be in class and suddenly goat!
ReplyAs a life long resident of Connecticut I can assure you that we’re more concerned about scientists wasting cocain on rats…..
ReplyI think that outburst has less to do with Connect-i-cut (lol) being New York’s Canada and more to do with someone hacking into Colbert’s rice-grain sized mood selector chip over the previously mentioned janky DIY AR neural nightmare simulation 😲
Reply*Oh Koreans, they really want to be robots.* They already “manufacture” those “idols.” ¯(◉‿◉)/¯
ReplyWhat??? hack phone i thought it was my butthole😕😎not 👽brain needs 🍺
ReplyWait, they actually figured out why wombats have square turds? Bloody hell, it’s about time. Also they only look like candy if they’re cheap. Get some proper metal ones, they have a much lower chance to be mistaken for sweets.
ReplyPoopix-Cube.
Genius.
ReplyThat brain chip with a smart app remote has me thinking immediately of Zoolander. Please don’t hack my brain to assassinate a world leader as I strut down a catwalk.
ReplyOne of the best thing Stephen has ever done is introduce the world to Jon Baptise 🎹🎼
ReplyI live for Stephen’s rants.
Reply2:07 Actually begins
ReplyHe’s right about CT and pizza.
ReplyLaura forgot about the earthquake from twerking 😳
ReplyHey Stephen, Connecticut here. *Don’t you dare sleep on Frank Pepe’s pizza* Only fair considering we have one of the biggest Italian heritage in the country second to Chicago‼️
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