Quarantinewhile… How Dare You, Connecticut?

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Published on February 5, 2021

Quarantinewhile… Lawmakers in Connecticut are seeking to make pizza the state’s official food. Better not tell that to their neighbors in New York and New Jersey. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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20 comments

  • Car P 2 years ago

    White clam pie from Pepe’s. Mmmmmmmm.

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  • DeathAngel 2 years ago

    i would totally want to change my mood on a whim, get rid of sadness and anger and depression forever, but the idea that anyone could hack your brain by accessing your phone sounds way too fucked.

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  • Felix Weingardt 2 years ago

    Thta implant sounds creepy.

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  • Pete 2 years ago

    CT pizza is pretty damn good

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  • Andrew Ramshaw 2 years ago

    I’ve never really been a fan of brain implants. There’s a show that deals with this (along with other films) called Ghost in the Shell (good show) and deals with a futuristic setting where the uncanny valley of humans and machines has been bridged (if you think that’s entirely possible). People are a mixture of bio modification and neural implants with a natural human being seen as abnormal (but still able to exist), and one of the things that has had to be dealt with as a result is neural hacking (where someone is able to wireless jack into your brain through the internet or simply wirelessly like bluetooth or wifi). The reason we don’t take issue with this now is because the level of intrusion into our lives when hacking occurs still has some immediate distance (breaking into your bank account is different than breaking into your brain, and at least with your bank account it isn’t yourself). It will be a weird world to live in when someone was assassinated because someone else decided to distribute a neural virus (which is kind of the story for the first season of the show where the Laughing Man was able to hack people’s cybernetic eyes to create a pop up to block his face).

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  • JustGno 2 years ago

    “to plunge you into the janky DIY AR neural nightmare simulation of news..” 😆 Best intro to a segment ever lol

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  • DeathAngel 2 years ago

    my teacher loves animals, how cool would it be to be in class and suddenly goat!

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  • Will Cousin 2 years ago

    As a life long resident of Connecticut I can assure you that we’re more concerned about scientists wasting cocain on rats…..

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  • Rampage7 2 years ago

    I think that outburst has less to do with Connect-i-cut (lol) being New York’s Canada and more to do with someone hacking into Colbert’s rice-grain sized mood selector chip over the previously mentioned janky DIY AR neural nightmare simulation 😲

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  • Rasalas Black 2 years ago

    *Oh Koreans, they really want to be robots.* They already “manufacture” those “idols.” ¯(◉‿◉)/¯

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  • EIDDY CONLOCO 2 years ago

    What??? hack phone i thought it was my butthole😕😎not 👽brain needs 🍺

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  • TheRolePlayer 2 years ago

    Wait, they actually figured out why wombats have square turds? Bloody hell, it’s about time. Also they only look like candy if they’re cheap. Get some proper metal ones, they have a much lower chance to be mistaken for sweets.

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  • p blogger 2 years ago

    Poopix-Cube.

    Genius.

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  • Laura M 2 years ago

    That brain chip with a smart app remote has me thinking immediately of Zoolander. Please don’t hack my brain to assassinate a world leader as I strut down a catwalk.

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  • BuhByeDon SolongMitch 2 years ago

    One of the best thing Stephen has ever done is introduce the world to Jon Baptise 🎹🎼

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  • Nabanita banerjee 2 years ago

    I live for Stephen’s rants.

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  • T BZ 2 years ago

    2:07 Actually begins

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  • Joyce Ward 2 years ago

    He’s right about CT and pizza.

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  • EIDDY CONLOCO 2 years ago

    Laura forgot about the earthquake from twerking 😳

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  • SeMperfi Patriot 2 years ago

    Hey Stephen, Connecticut here. *Don’t you dare sleep on Frank Pepe’s pizza* Only fair considering we have one of the biggest Italian heritage in the country second to Chicago‼️

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