Quarantinewhile… “Citizen Kane” Isn’t Perfect, But “In & Of Itself” Is

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Published on April 29, 2021

Quarantinewhile… Stephen and Evie Colbert don’t like to brag, but there’s a lot for the executive producers of “In & Of Itself” to be proud of, including the film’s perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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66 comments

  • shot Johnny 1 year ago

    First?

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  • Ananyo 1 year ago

    প্রথম

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  • mookymookymooo 1 year ago

    love y’all

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  • Opus 313 1 year ago

    Oh, Stephen… you’re perfect to all of us!

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  • Jesus Canales 1 year ago

    I love watching his show, but I hate it because I feel like a grandfather

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  • Marijuanifornia 1 year ago

    Watch the 14-minute 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory.
    Then pass the Hemp For Victory Act.

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  • Anthony Campagnolo 1 year ago

    Got to love those segment entry’s. They just keep getting better.

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  • wirehyperspace 1 year ago

    and you just wanted to pinch a loaf

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    Don’t give Gwyneth Paltrow more ideas, Stephen…

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  • Deja Vu 1 year ago

    “Due to Covid precautions, the Burning Man festival has been cancelled for the second year in a row. Good decision. You don’t want people to feel unsafe … while walking in the desert on home-made 13-foot stilts and tripping on acid a 100 miles from the nearest hospital.
    And this is a bad omen for Burners – as I’m told they’re called – because the return of Burning Man had for many participants become a litmus test in the nation’s collective journey back to some semblance of normalcy.
    Because when you see a naked man in steampunk goggles driving a dinosaur-shaped doom wagon with a calliope engine, and gold-plated nipples, and his penis feathered to look like a toucan, you definitely think: Back to normal”
    I’m a burner, and that made me howl with laughter

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  • Przemek Kasperski 1 year ago

    This intro was something Ron Swanson would have said. Both intros actually.

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  • LilDomontovich 1 year ago

    “Kiss my rosebud”

    Oh dang

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  • Trevor Allen 1 year ago

    I’d love to see the Late Show staff put together a collection or montage of these intros!

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  • banksiasong 1 year ago

    Yay! Stephen leading the US out of the darkness of Imperial Measures, to the logic and joy of the millimetre perfect Metric System.

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  • Daniel Kaiya Fuson 1 year ago

    Damnit Steven it is NOT called weed. Stop hurting my feings.

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  • paper people 1 year ago

    Orgy Dome…two hundred people enter then enter two hundred people ….classic – spilt my tea laughing

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  • 4077Disc 1 year ago

    The orgy dome: 200 people enter, 300 people leave!

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  • Vivek Kumar 1 year ago

    From Christchen “is it good can we make it beautiful”
    If you four going with us. I think it is. How. Hence Proved. Mor than half is in our favour . Accordingly. Daya nae chae. Non direct. Come with all. Nae sunlau. Dikkat Kahu bus.

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  • GrimJerr 1 year ago

    Soylent Bell

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  • TWSTF 8 1 year ago

    Wow! 👍

    “Quarantine-while,” actually only took about 0:55 to start this time!

    (You’re welcome) 🤜💥🤛

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  • Yautja Prime 1 year ago

    Citizen Kane is one of the most overrated movies of all time. It really just isn’t good if you look at it objectively. The reason people hold it in such high esteem is because it was the first to utilize a certain camera angles and techniques that would pave the way for the industry going forward. In a vacuum, it is just a normal movie by today’s standards. By that logic the first broom with bristles was amazing but doesn’t come close to anything produced today.

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  • Yautja Prime 1 year ago

    There are still a few movies with perfect scores. Toy story is the first movie of the modern era to have a one.

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  • Benzaiten 1 year ago

    200 people might enter the Orgy Dome but 9 months later how many come out?

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  • John W. Roth 1 year ago

    ‘kiss my rosebuds’ – FUNNY an yet appropriate – thank you Stephen and the rest of your crew for making the last 5 years tolerable!

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  • Luc Bac 1 year ago

    Perfect Encharrito of comedy.😋

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  • Cam Reynolds 1 year ago

    Burning man: 1500 people in k holes trying to get their genitals touched by 1499 other people. If you’ve ever been, you’re probably already immune to EVERYTHING if you didn’t catch every STD known to man 🤣

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  • Go Green 1 year ago

    Someone tell him what rosebud really means 😓

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  • Emma Brown 1 year ago

    Still disappointed there’s no suspicious stephen emoji

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  • joanbennettnyc 1 year ago

    “In & Of Itself” IS perfect. So good.

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  • themadblonde 1 year ago

    Band Name of the Day: Ramshackle Raccoon Speakeasy

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  • Hobgoblin4447 1 year ago

    I’ve gotten to the point where I scroll forward 1/5 of the time to skip the convoluted introduction to Meanwhile/Quarantinewhile, on which the writers have wasted so much time. It’s no longer amusing.

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  • Sorrow Sterben 1 year ago

    Tacos n vaginas? Sounds like a bean flicking good time! Lol

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  • Romola Hodas 1 year ago

    STEPHEN!! You kill me! I laugh my ass off watching you. You help me through this wacky time. Love you! ( not like that Evi..dont worry!) A day with out .. A late Show..well…sucks! You are craxy!! Lol

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  • Nick Bensema 1 year ago

    when the show resumes, the “meanwhile” stories should replace the monologue. and I might actually watch monologues again now that Colbert doesn’t have to spend two minutes of airtime amplifying Trump tweets.

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  • NightEmbers 1 year ago

    That “Back to normal” delivery was a Mastapiece!!!

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  • Wendigo63 ! 1 year ago

    I want a vegetable alternative please – like bacon bits that are shaped like an eggplant.

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  • Chonq Monk 1 year ago

    “Damn The Defiant!” has a 100% on the Tomatometer.

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  • stickersadd20hp 1 year ago

    #CARBONTAX

    #CARBONTAX

    #CARBONTAX

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  • Guillermo Del Noche Studios 1 year ago

    “Doo doo Covid”…

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  • Tony Gendreau 1 year ago

    where can i get some of that Qwen Vag Corn lol

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  • The Floridian Brickfilmer 1 year ago

    …seriously, who digs up an old Hearst review just to bring down a review score? Were people more bored than usual?

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  • GreenM&M_11 1 year ago

    Raccoon speakeasy 😍😍😍

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  • Axel Aminoff 1 year ago

    Thank you, master of irony and satire. Keep it up!

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  • Bettina Zatuchni 1 year ago

    😂😂😂

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  • Billy Akin 1 year ago

    That intro was ten minutes long…LOLOL

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  • Johny Bravo 1 year ago

    This comment has no political motive. I just can’t stay silent anymore about it, let’s talk.

    There are reports that china may have lost control of the virus or deliberately let the rest of the world get infected. If china is innocent they would allow the world into their facilities to see the clear evidence that they had no part in releasing the virus. China just had another medical server go ‘offline’ when the world is starting to wake up to the possibility that they unleashed the virus. If there was any foul play, they need to pay.

    We need to be united like never before. I have a dream that everyone in the us will unite one day. Everyone from every walk of life dropping their obligations and band together to fight. It doesn’t matter what race you are, what political affiliation you are or what tax bracket you’re in. We will never roll over and let anyone get away with this type of attack. Let’s have a dialogue about it.

    Challenge-
    Find someone with opposite political views and let them explain why they feel that way. Give them a chance to be heard. Respectfully respond when you can with facts and reasons why you disagree but also try to find common ground. We need to work together!

    Here is my goodie list I think every american on the can agree on. Please comment if you have more to add or subtract.
    -Every politician should be audited every year.
    -TERM LIMITS and AGE LIMITS in every branch of government.

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  • Angelo Fajardo 1 year ago

    idk how but yesterday i completely preempted stephen doing today’s monologue about woodworking.

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  • Lili Von Shtup 1 year ago

    Yes, Taco Bell has a combination test kitchen/ restroom for the convenience of the testers.

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  • Topher The11th 1 year ago

    2:25 – If that’s where Gwynneth Paltrow puts the chick-peas, does she cook them by steaming?

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  • Topher The11th 1 year ago

    4:16 – I don’t get it. What is Stephen’s “rosebud”? Is it his as’s? Why not just say “kiss my as’s”? Someone, anyone, please explain.

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  • Ellis Jones 1 year ago

    Sorry but I kinda like Taco Bell, High AF in a bell is a great gourmet experience

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  • Mark G 1 year ago

    I think I’ll take him down a notch with the help of Reddit

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  • Chris Barnett 1 year ago

    Stephen said calliope

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  • Sally Bowles 1 year ago

    This episode is particularly brilliant

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  • alrighty ru 1 year ago

    ..AND?? THAT WAS ME! It’s perfectly normal and Burning Man was better last year. XXX All the Burners of the world )*(

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  • Lori Yost 1 year ago

    What part of Burning Man was normal? So heavy drinkers don’t respond well to the VAX? That’s okay- they’re so afraid of having little pr1cks they won’t get the VAX anyway.

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  • Cancun771 1 year ago

    I would eat that Taco.

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  • Col William NOYDB 1 year ago

    I flew into Reno airport to drive into Oregon to see my parents. All these Losers were on the plane, and when we landed everywhere. My wife instantly noticed them as dirt hippies. The reak of Patchouli was everywhere. Maybe when it first started out it might have been cool. But every loser Youtuber and instagram and others have made it so commercialized that it’s most likely a joke.

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  • Col William NOYDB 1 year ago

    In a few years, this show will no longer be on here due to the cry baby cancel culture.

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  • That_Pixie_Witch 1 year ago

    Damn. This was to be my first Burning Man. 🤨😢

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  • D. 1 year ago

    “In and Of Itself” was incredible. Highly recommend!

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  • Mike B 1 year ago

    Great so Taco Bell is doing a meat alternative involving chickpeas… so now people are going fart after eating their ‘food’…. wait a minute…

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  • itstherevolution 1 year ago

    Lol holy shit, Stephen was hitting nothing but net on this live show!

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  • David Ballard 1 year ago

    Can we give Jon his own segment? I only put this on because Jon is usually in these segments.

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  • argonsfolley 1 year ago

    I’m always saying Stephen’s monologue is a bespoke Frank Lloyd Wright luxury birdhouse. Nobody seems to understand what I’m talking about, but now I finally know… Stephen gets it.

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  • Dan P 1 year ago

    So Rosebud was his… butt? I had it wrong all this time!

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