Quarantinewhile… A Late Show offers a solution for our friends in the candle burning community who are concerned that Yankee Candles have lost their signature potent scents. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
Quarantinewhile… A Late Show offers a solution for our friends in the candle burning community who are concerned that Yankee Candles have lost their signature potent scents. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
I really hope the aliens haven’t arrived as yet. This isn’t our greatest moments as Humans…kinda embarrassing to be honest.
ReplyMy cat took a piss in the back seat and I couldn’t smell it while my wife was retching. I certainly have toxoplasmosis or Covid or both, maybe those two are gettin it on. Covotoxoplasmosid 21 comin your way.
ReplyDJT being aware of the allines and not proclaiming it is plain proof that the aforementioned Israeli scientist is talking bs. Although maybe Stephen Miller shape shifted in his real form and told him that he will not eat mice for snack anymore but be a good boy and spare his appetite for lunch – with Ivanka.
Replythe band playing Chick Corea’s Spain? omg- a rite of passage in the 70s for any budding jazz musician
ReplyMan. I really love these little moments we get with Jon Batiste but I truly miss his little monologue flourishes. He would do these perfect little stings that added perfect weight to pantomimed props and punchlines.
ReplyMy congrats to your writers – they keep hitting the ball out of the park! Thanks for the laughs.
Reply“Aliens are real and they’re here.”
ReplyMe in 2020: “What kept you?”
The only reason to freak out about the galactic federation or aliens existing is that our governments lied to us all this time for decades because they think theyre better than everyone else
ReplyPenilith
Replywhy are we joking about the Olympics adding skateboarding and breakdancing? Finally some exciting sports instead of 8 hours of people running or prancing about on a horse.
ReplyThe zonked act intraspecifically kick because cushion neuropathologically flower over a last parrot. shy, aware stock
ReplyAlmost never disappointed by Mr. Stephen Colbert, but flabbergasted he missed the opportunity to use “…similar phallus sculpture… was ERECTED in its place…”!!!
ReplyNo one would look up from their phones long enough to notice an alien space ship landing. The ones that would notice are people with AADHD and they don’t panic anyway.
ReplyThe Dear is Bambi taking revenge
ReplySegment does not begin until 1:32
ReplyYankee candle? I assume NY smells like it… the gutter, the trash pizza, the rats…
ReplyThe fries are extra!
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