Quarantinewhile… Can You Trip Off Shroom-Infected Cicadas?

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Published on May 21, 2021

Quarantinewhile… Evie Colbert and John Krasinski join Stephen for this once-in-17-years update on the death zombie fungus that stalks cicadas. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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44 comments

  • Damion Campbell 3 years ago

    Abby should be hired! Laugh is hilarious!

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  • Charge0Complete 3 years ago

    02:27

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  • Miv Nisset 3 years ago

    Video starts at 01:48

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  • Yuriel Cundangan 3 years ago

    Batiste: Signs Off
    Everyone: *SALUTE

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  • Yuriel Cundangan 3 years ago

    Batiste: Signs Off
    Everyone: SALUTES

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  • Ryan H 3 years ago

    Damn, Jolie needs to eat some honey. She looks anorexic! Seriously, you can see every bone, tendon, and muscle on that woman’s body. Its not flattering by any means.*

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  • Kim Jong-Porn 3 years ago

    So does Jon have a piano in each and every room he finds himself? Just asking.

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  • Look It's From Time 3 years ago

    I thought Jon Baptiste would have played The Office theme song hahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Rambling Entertained 3 years ago

    Even bugs are doing shroom?

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  • Alexander Snyder 3 years ago

    Please let Jon Batiste host an episode and interview guests. I would love to see him flex his comedy/interview chops.

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 3 years ago

    Oh no… kids are going to have a clearly inadvisable idea…

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  • unknown6181 3 years ago

    I don’t plan on reading all the comments, but if somebody hasn’t already posted this quote from Eddie Izzard’s Dressed to Kill – “I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees.”

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  • celticwolff 3 years ago

    I think I saw Sex-Crazed Salt Shakers of Death open for Rocket from the Crypt back in 94.

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  • L H 3 years ago

    Cicadas will be or next virus spreader?

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  • Poop NOODLE 3 years ago

    John batiste just going on about cheese hot dogs LMAO I love that man so much

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  • telfordguy34uk 3 years ago

    U.S.A. – The United States of Amnesia

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  • caphalor08 3 years ago

    I kind of want to try the hobo futon.

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  • Wendy Willason 3 years ago

    Death fungus on cicadas? Do you people want The Last Of Us because that’s how you get The Last Of Us quit fucking eating cicadas LOL

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  • Jeez Louise 3 years ago

    The rude man of Cerne Abbas

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  • brycey spiceywiener 3 years ago

    as a person of length/girth (POL/G) i am very offended by the censorship of the fake penis

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  • TheDapperDolphin 3 years ago

    Is he gonna jack that giant bean stalk?

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  • TheDapperDolphin 3 years ago

    If the giant was meant to depict royalty, then I guess its giant penis was a member of the court.

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  • Sean Rice 3 years ago

    I’d REALLY love to see John Baptiste and Snarky Puppy together on the same song. Corey Henry might be intimidating, but he’s really a nice guy….

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  • Derrick Parker 3 years ago

    OK so Minnesota, smokey the fat Kardashian and me went to apple, we hugged, she smelled like cigarettes, a couple at KSU did the same pose, stretch ur legs much cousin and short walk away. Both kristty’s with no sense of direction.

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  • BLAHBLAHPOCALYSPE? 3 years ago

    **sigh** In “The Last of Us” Clickers aka the zombies of that world are infected with a fungus. Cordyceps in the real world is a parasitic fungus that latches onto ants, infecting them and taking control of their brains… You want to gamble in 2021? 2020 taught you nothing?

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  • Mr Kane 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure this is how the last of us started off

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  • Herowebcomics 3 years ago

    Yeah,the cicadas can get eaten by other things!
    …Especially with that fungus on them!
    No thanks!

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  • Fish’n Baked Jersey 3 years ago

    Wow. I spent many a night tripping balls at the Franklin Institute, Lazer Floyd and Lazer Zep shows. Great shows!

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  • Kate Onyett 3 years ago

    Covered with bees? Ask Eddie Izzard!

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  • Oldwave 3 years ago

    I find getting my news from SC is way less depressing than the typical news outlets.

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  • Elizabeth R 3 years ago

    Magnetic poetry! Remember that???

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  • Fred Hennessey 3 years ago

    Stephen – give the band more camera time than just 5 seconds, they play great music

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  • TriXie Kat 3 years ago

    I wonder if a musician like Mr Baps insures his wonderful hands? Right?

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  • Henry Gvidonas 3 years ago

    Insert “band name” joke here -> …

    Hell, insert all of the “band name” jokes!

    I saw “Sex-Crazed Salt Shakers Of Death” with _five_ members before they recorded their first demo tape, you hipster posers.

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  • Synathidy 3 years ago

    Soooo… horny cicadas are going to fly around showering all of us with hallucinogenic fungal spores.

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  • Synathidy 3 years ago

    It’s just like Butterfree using stun spore… but you get high instead of paralyzed.

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  • Dylan Stjohn 3 years ago

    As countless teens run outside to look for rotting cicadas to trip on. Nice one!

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  • jeaniebird 3 years ago

    Once, when I was growing shrooms, I had a fruit fly problem, so I bought tree frogs, which took care of the problem. But here’s the thing, the fruit flies really seemed to enjoy the shrooms and couldn’t fly, only walk, and they _did_ have wings. The tree frogs ate the flies but also seemed to be tripping off of the affected flies. They would paw at the light and slide down the glass, like they had trouble holding on, but only while tripping.

    So anyways, apparently both tree frogs and fruit flies dig shrooms as much as I do!

    Some fuckin asshole’s dog ate my frogs!

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  • Anthony Hewetson 3 years ago

    Fifteen seconds – with safesearch on – to find an uncensored image of the giant.

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  • Savannah M. Laurentian 3 years ago

    The hollywoodized “professional,” “polished” show is going to be an adjustment after these shows.

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  • Terry Flynn 3 years ago

    In the immortal words of Joe of the Biden. You back baby …Better than ever. ..ODCD206

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  • Joseph Cola 3 years ago

    I read an article. You’d need to eat a LOT of infected cicadas if you wanted to trip on zombie shrooms.

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  • Tom Graves 3 years ago

    Police: have you been drinking, or doing drugs today?
    Day Triper : no but I ate some Cicadas this morning.
    Police: yes I understand, you said that already… that’s why I’m asking if you have been drinking or doing drugs today.

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  • Philip Levine 3 years ago

    I couldn’t take my eyes off the photo of the dog behind Colbert.

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