Quarantinewhile… Baby Sharks Are Alive!

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Published on May 19, 2021

Quarantinewhile… Scientists successfully used artificial insemination to bring 97 baby sharks to life. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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97 comments

  • Hythm Shibl 1 year ago

    A hilarious few minutes, but why don’t you comment on the Israeli atrocities against oppressed Palestinians and that have been taking place for more than two weeks now…

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  • Karis Majik 1 year ago

    Combining a toaster oven and a phone just seems like a budget Steins;Gate rip-off

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  • Tina Fonck 1 year ago

    I love singing baby sharks with my grandchildren

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  • Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius 1 year ago

    Samsung has already beat the Japanese Toaster Company to it with their Galaxy Note 7.

    Don’t architects know that glass platforms are an upskirter’s dream?

    I’ll just stick to mouth to mouth resuscitation, thanks.

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  • YJ Wrangler 1 year ago

    I’ve never heard baby shark and never want to. Do I need to skip this clip?

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  • Rob Boltwood 1 year ago

    2:00 he starts

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  • Denise H 1 year ago

    john batiste fashionista looking swank!!!

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  • Peter Fraser 1 year ago

    0:15 Hi Jon! This guy’s the coolest 😎

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  • YJ Wrangler 1 year ago

    Ha. i took my headphones off

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  • Mekullag 1 year ago

    2:40 to skip intro

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  • Werebilby J 1 year ago

    NOOOOOOOOOO! And now it is stuck wtihin my brain forever! 😛

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  • John 1 year ago

    Baby Shark is ear herpes.

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  • bardroid 1 year ago

    your intro’s for Quarantinewhile are getting more expansive and creative every episode.
    xx

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  • Julia Connell 1 year ago

    – I know Stephen wants to get back in front of an audience asap, me – going to miss this – Evie’s laughter, the crew laughing…

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  • Granny Soup Ladle 1 year ago

    Watching this while my 2 y/o watches his daily baby shark video on repeat for 20 mins

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  • Jessica Franco 1 year ago

    *Luxury or no luxury always be proud of your brand and try working to improve. I love luxurious lifestyles. All thanks to crypto I just got my first Lamborghini 💝. My advice to y’all invest in cryptocurrency or gold.*

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  • AwkwrdPrtMskrt 1 year ago

    Dear Justin Bieber,
    I’m sorry I called your music torture.
    Sincerely,
    Guy who listened to Baby Shark for the first time in his life

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  • angela piccolella 1 year ago

    I walked into work yesterday with a migraine and a bad mood. The first song they played was Baby Shark. Not the best day.

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  • KootFloris 1 year ago

    Steven clearly never heard the Nokia story. They once made Rubber Boots.

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  • Len Russell 1 year ago

    As someone who grew up singing Baby Shark at Girl Scouts Camp, it remains wild to me that so many years later, Baby Shark is now a household name instead of just the bane of troop leaders everywhere.

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  • Ciara Crawford 1 year ago

    Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen… Stephen Colbert!”

    *suit and tie Stephen jogs out beaming like the sun, excited af to greet America*

    *Jon Batiste and Stay Human wail that intro like a Friday night encore*

    *audience unprompted on their feet cheering, dancing, laughing, hyperventilating, slapping each other in the face due to frantic anticipation, passing out, being escorted via stretcher from the Ed Sullivan*

    *camera pan/zoom to dreamy smiling cowboy on the drums*

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  • Barbara Gibb 1 year ago

    Alison Pill is a regular on Star Trek: Picard, you know…for CBS. Whoops, lol

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  • CC Crystal Moon Mage 1 year ago

    Uncle Touch too Much – I spit my coffee out of my nose

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  • Eberle Tyler 1 year ago

    The mixed bangle lily blind because salary potentially bang qua a untidy blue. scandalous, warlike step-uncle

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  • Elaine Ferry 1 year ago

    Stephen, your hair looks GREAT!!! So sexy, please don’t change!

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  • Killaim 1 year ago

    would be funny if Stephen showed up in a large Hamster ball at the first return to the theater.

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  • itachidattebayo 1 year ago

    I’d rather be rick-rolled than baby shark’d

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    Just when you thought we could escape that video…

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  • impunitythebagpuss 1 year ago

    Uncle Touch too Much…..too funny!

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  • J.S. Crawford 1 year ago

    No offense to anyone there at the show but I love this format!

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  • Helen Patterson 1 year ago

    Some shark species have been shown to be able to reproduce by pathogenesis.
    A female shark in a tank in Phoenix,AZ reproduced despite the fact no male was present to perform fertilization.

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  • jujitsujew23 1 year ago

    Really sad how short these meanwhile segments have become. You spend half the time talking to Jon and doing the intro… I guess I’m in the minority but I don’t watch your show to hear you talk to Jon Baptiste… John Oliver? Yes! Jon Stewart? Fantastic! John Legend? Why not …. Jon baptiste? No thanks

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  • Little Guy Noir 1 year ago

    Grab it by the A!

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  • Kris Frederick 1 year ago

    This absolutely just through my vertigo beyond “11” 03:32

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  • Herowebcomics 1 year ago

    AAA!
    Careful,Steven!
    That was a popular song on a popular video sung by an actual CHILD!
    Youtube could freak out because of their COPPA reaction and waste their time trying to punish you for it!

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  • Dustan Shupe 1 year ago

    “Grab it by the “A”” 😂🤣🤣

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  • JayCzzzYa 1 year ago

    Great! Undead baby sharks and anus breathing mammals!

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  • Matt Couzens 1 year ago

    Mr. Batiste is probably the earthly incarnation of kindness and unconditional love. 🤗

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  • Trinacria Nelcuore 1 year ago

    Can we go back….😔

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  • Sha Hussain 1 year ago

    An update Holy Roman War Saint Colbert, We Abrahamic American War Forces are in the process of gaining a Treasure trove of intel on these insurrectionists and thier insurrectionists corporations. A Treasure trove. Give it a few weeks while the details come out , it is absolutely horrifying. As well I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain has been raised now to an 1 Star FBI General Hussain in this war front. Reason I haven’t shown My words.
    Give it a few weeks and surely you will find out the details on what horrifying acts these insurrectionists have committed before these insurrectionists raided the Capitol Building.
    Heim.

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  • Bec 1 year ago

    I really like the at home format

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  • Judith Stoffer 1 year ago

    Meanwhile stories are fun, but Jon Batiste’s music samples are so delicious. Thank you! ❣️

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  • No Foo Bars 1 year ago

    Funny thing is I was thinking about my in utero daughter this morning… Subsequently I’ve been singing baby shark all day 😅

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  • TruePerception 1 year ago

    Was that Don’t Leave Me by Blackstreet?

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  • Anthony Ries 1 year ago

    Jean’s reaction took the burn from 8 to 10 🤣

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  • Future Commentary 1 year ago

    Dr Pajamas’ résumé in a few years.
    Section: Other skills
    Sang in a YouTube video that garnered 30bn views.

    Interviewer: really? Which one
    Dr Pajamas: You sure you want to know? I have warned you!

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  • Shoe Hoarder 1 year ago

    Death dingy 😂

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  • Orion Waight 1 year ago

    I just wish I could do anything as good as Jon plays the piano

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  • Tana Darko 1 year ago

    the second they mentioned the baby sharks I said out loud “don’t you fucking dare—” AND THERE IT WAS

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  • lightshow 1 year ago

    Oh man, you did that! It took weeks to get that song out of my head last time I heard it.

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  • lakritz1987 1 year ago

    Stephen, don’t you ever interrupt Johns “yes indeed” again

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  • Fu Kyu 1 year ago

    Stephen woke up with the wrong foot

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  • Bigmarian 1 year ago

    Why still at home?

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  • NicheNetwork 1 year ago

    Never heard it before tbh.

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  • yoongishadow 1 year ago

    You can never go wrong with baby shark

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  • Evan Jerred 1 year ago

    Allison Pill was recently AWESOME in Devs

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  • Curttehmurt 1 year ago

    don’t really like how Stephen kinda glossed over the overworking thing

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  • Anna Neal 1 year ago

    The purple insulation unintentionally identify because step-son bodily bless below a alert india. nifty, bright crab

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  • adam 1 year ago

    weirdly a toaster is probably more exact engineering than a cell-phone, especially a good toaster.

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  • prof. stein 1 year ago

    Let’s just hope this summer goes better than last year

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  • Jessica Pace 1 year ago

    Stephan remember that sony’s first device cooked rice. Now they’re on top of the market.

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  • jeff palmer 1 year ago

    “uncle touch too much” lmao

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  • Clyde Cessna 1 year ago

    Hey Jon.

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  • LilithFilth 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, in Australia, another person dies after being chomped on by a 14.8ft great white shark.
    No kidding

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  • David Lejdar 1 year ago

    “Thing everyone does”
    I somehow doubt though that Mr Colbert works for $1 an hour, plus unpaid overtime, so that some American gets to have a mansion and millions laying around, such as is or was the case with this:
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/13/revealed-reality-of-a-life-working-in-an-ivanka-trump-clothing-factory

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  • Ballin V 1 year ago

    So they just found that out? About the mammals? Just stumbled upon it.

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  • Jeff Brailsford 1 year ago

    Alison Pill is on Star Trek Picard right now and she is amazing!

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  • Dudeomfgstfux 1 year ago

    I really hope they have a live audience, but don’t mic them or have a forced laugh track. If he likes the audience while recording, the viewers at home will enjoy not listening to them, and everyone wins!!

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  • Eric Janssen 1 year ago

    Birds may have anal breathing too, as Benny Hill once observed:
    The ostrich can stick its head in the sand and whistle, through the whole of the afternoon.

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  • Philoctetes 1 year ago

    Wow. I had never before seen the Baby Shark video.

    Yikes.

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  • bic 1 year ago

    Jokes start here: https://youtu.be/fsAxFdDCD08?t=160 , not sure why we need a 3 minute intro?

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  • MisterScrambles 1 year ago

    i see you chose war

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  • MARINE 17 1 year ago

    Stephen just to let you know. Here in Japan there is a new baby shark commercial that is creepy. Look it up.

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  • Ixhilkalas Kiiver 1 year ago

    Uncle Touch Too Much is Biden, actually, you all willfully forgot about all his video recorded instances of touching little kids right next to their parents who also willfully ignored it. You all act like you care, but, you’re only pushing a narrative that suits you.

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  • UR Xyless 1 year ago

    Preach about Alison Pill, I’ve enjoyed her in most things she’s in.

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  • Taylor Reeves 1 year ago

    I want the late show hosts to stay where they are. The shows are way better without live audiences.

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  • Jeff White 1 year ago

    YOU’RE ENTIRE AUDIENCE WANTS YOU TO STAY HOME BECAUSE THE SHOW IS BETTER!

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  • jefferee2002 1 year ago

    None of us are in quarantine! You’re like that Japanese guy they found in 1960 who thought the war was still raging

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  • Manny Beats 1 year ago

    Tupac i ain’t made at ya….the game is deep.

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  • HappyTrain 1 year ago

    Hey I got a shout out from my favorite late show host… best day ever!

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  • theInvisiblecarrot 1 year ago

    But sometimes… just sometimes

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  • Workingto Seethelight 1 year ago

    Jon I Hate Ya cause you always da man….

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  • Workingto Seethelight 1 year ago

    But jon we want you pimpin in da ed soul—— a —————-vinnnnnnnnnnn

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  • Workingto Seethelight 1 year ago

    slright for a white gut tryin JON… will always love you alova…

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  • Orlando Henriquez 1 year ago

    Mr. Colbert breath…breath…Otherwise you’ll suffocate while giving the introduction to quarantinewhile!!!

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  • Workingto Seethelight 1 year ago

    From quote…. ALAN… luv ya j…………..

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  • Workingto Seethelight 1 year ago

    was strait cleanin sad? nes? where wus
    I …………. straight blsaim playa u tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • vegantattoo 1 year ago

    Shit. I have a “Baby Shark” ringtone on my phone. (Don’t even start. It makes me answer the phone immediately.) THAT was seriously distracting. Even my dog came running in the room. We were both looking for the phone.

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  • jeff kennedy 1 year ago

    Colbert overfocusing on Cuomo’s sexual misconduct allegations is a way to deflect from the fact that he literally sent old people to die in nursing homes. “Uncle touch-too-much” is a term of endearment considering the guy is a murderer, but Colbert takes care of his friends even if it may not seem like it.

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  • Greed Owins 1 year ago

    Really phoned this one in. Still love ya Steven, but this isn’t your A game, and you must know it.

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  • Shadow Dragon Dreamer 1 year ago

    This is honestly the only time I’ve actually ENJOYED Baby Shark 🤣😂🤣

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  • WineNot 1 year ago

    The “humor” undercuts any value in the stories he’s mentioning, either the show has lost its edge or I’m just realizing it never had one

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  • Adam Martin 1 year ago

    Glass boxes jutting out at 1200ft?

    No. *turns off the computer*

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  • Mar Q 1 year ago

    Of course I watch because I enjoy the show! The music selection was right on point! Stay funny

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  • jetetarro 1 year ago

    I’m a mammal 👁👄👁

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  • Anne-droid 1 year ago

    2:45 Anybody else remember Lisa Loopner and Todd at the science fair? “Dialing for Toast.”

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  • S. TK 1 year ago

    If it’s Japanese, a toaster company definitely also knows how to make phones.

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