Quarantinewhile… I’ll see your giant Jesus statue, and raise you an even bigger Jesus statue! #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
Quarantinewhile… I’ll see your giant Jesus statue, and raise you an even bigger Jesus statue! #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
The Nazi SS used ashes from concentration camp crematoriums to fertilize their cabbage patches
ReplyI still found it funny that the jesus statue in rio has been converted into a WiFi tower owo
ReplySOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
ReplyWho comes up with these intros? Seriously, how do his writers know so much about so many different topics?
ReplyIs it that hard for people to look up the grammar rules for whom?! It’s never the the subject of a sentence, it’s the object!
ReplyThe second coming *splooge*
Replybrazil more people dying from covid than babies being born but fuck it let’s build a big jesus lol what a fucked nation
ReplyComposting sounds like a great idea. The Earth has fed me my whole life, it makes sense that I should feed it when I die. It’s environmentally friendly, all other methods are wasteful and creepy frankly.
ReplyYay! No pianoman for the first half of the video that is not name pianoman! <3
ReplyDon’t u dare make fun of Jesus…
ReplyWhen your windup take more than a quarter of the video – maybe make a shorter video
ReplyJebus 2.0
Reply1:26 NONE are chosen behaviours of cows there Colbert. Just a system of death and dismemberment of another sentient species.
Reply1 minute of this bullsh*t introduction. I really like your work, but this sucks!
ReplyAren’t they raising the new statue because they’ve been purposefully beaten by Poland with the Rio’s one? Given when the Poland’s one was built, the timeline would be more or less fitting to be half the way now…
ReplyComposting humans is well established, it’s called burial, with or without a bio-degradable box. Just avoid embalming, lead-lined coffins and solid oak.
ReplyWho doesn’t interesting in the old JC vs new JC battle?
ReplyReligious fundamentalism is a hell of a drug. /s
ReplyI mean all your doing is speeding up natures process and using it as compost instead.
ReplyI have said this so many times. We need to EAT THE RICH. or compost them. either is fine.
ReplyI was going to have my body stuffed and will it off to someone but compost is a good idea too.
ReplyThat Skymall thing sounds like you’re speaking from experience there Stephen, something you need to tell us there?
ReplyThe analogies are getting longer and more creative every time.
ReplyWhat’s next? Soylant Green?
Replythose jesus jokes were Reaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cheapppppppp
ReplyYou mean that’s supposed to be Jesus?! And here I thought that it was just some guy trying to show that something was about yea big.
ReplyIdolatry.
Reply“Because Jesus loves you thiiiiis much!”
ReplySoilent Green is people.
Replyi wish the south of brazil could be detached from the rest of the continent
ReplyI would rather be eaten by an animal than being turned into dirt if I could choose. I would also prefer being turned into a science project over paying thousands of dollars for someone to put my corpses ashes into the trash.
Reply[CN: unpopular take] Are we entirely sure that the crucifixion was not an inside job? I mean, if he was the “Son of God”, he should have known how to create a personalized tradition, and how not to.
ReplyNow look and behold.
Hmmmm wasn’t jesus against false idols?????
ReplyThat face-to-face productivity-focused zone seems like a good place to have someone sneeze or cough right into your face.
ReplyNice. A Quarantinewhile without having to skip that other guy.
Replyyellow satan with incomplete domonance #heWhoShallBeNamed
Reply“…if it can be done for cows, why not humans, too?”
ReplyHuh. So, then… feeding us grass?
Brazil is like a broken dumb and even more religious twin sister of USA…
ReplyPriorities are completely wrong
Well, I’m glad to see, with all the problems Brazil is having with coronavirus, that their priorities are in the right order.
ReplyTwo years behind on the human composting, Stephen! I thought timing was important in jokes? 🙂
Reply(check Washington state)
Sometimes only once. And you think you know a bit
ReplyStephen: “Milk me, grind me into burger, and turn my skin into a clutch purse”
ReplyBuffalo Bill: “I thought you’d never ask”
Wouldn’t it be nice if cities could spend money on feeding and housing their people instead of building a giant Jesus statue?
ReplyI get that Stephen is making a joke, but I’m seriously all for the body composting! Right now, too many bodies are being embalmed, put into expensive metal and wood boxes and taking up space that we could be using for something else. This “conventional” burial (in the USA, anyway) poisons the earth with formaldehyde and other chemicals as well as essentially wasting precious resources by polluting the environment to create caskets that we almost immediately turn around and bury. Ridiculous! If you want to be environmentally friendly, composting is a great option! It will turn a body into compost within weeks rather than years. And the bodies are broken down into constituent parts, so you’d no more be eating grandpa than you currently are eating manure. Obviously, sticking a shrouded body in the ground is also a good option, but it’s not practical in cities that are short on space.
ReplyBut they did make purses out of the skin of black people back in the day, here in the U.S.
Reply‘If we can do it with cows, why not humans?’
Reply– someone that should never, EVER be in charge of ANYTHING.
EVER.
Whoever writes the quarantinewhile introductions needs a raise. A big one.
ReplyTo put it in an USA viewpoint. Brazilians are like texans. They need to be the bigger, best, the most.
ReplyJesus! look at those statues! haha
ReplyNever ever ever stop the Quarantine-while intros. They’re my favourite part of this show
ReplyJesus wants a hug!
ReplyI find it so cute that americans still don’t really understand roundabouts 😀
ReplyEven Colbert was shocked about Skull Island lol
ReplyCan we get help for Stephen and obviously just talking and saying nothing about nothing … CBS needs to validate with fact checkers…wait wrong company
ReplyTell me about your Bigger Jesuus theory.
ReplyAh yes… building an unnecessary (especially when you already have one) statue in the time of the biggest crisis (health, ecomomic, enviromental, political, etc in the same time) in the nation’s history. Nope, Brazil isn’t the only one doing this right now. Just google “Serbia Stefan Nemanja statue” (and while you’re at it, please tell me what the hell is going on on the bottom half of this “monument”).
ReplyOh god, they’re talking about my town in Brazil!!!
Reply2:45 Alto Pass, Illinois
ReplyThey’d have to charge extra for high speed Internet. That’s normal for United.
ReplyTrouble is, when all Brazilians have died of covid-19, another thing they’re trying to set a world record in, there won’t be anyone there to see the statue.
ReplyWhy are you not talking about the Minnesota incident
ReplyWell, that just sounded like you built a “Red Green” contraption–was there duct tape involved?
ReplyCamel roundabouts are actually safer and more efficient than camel traffic lights.
ReplyOoooo…..visions of “Soylent Green”
ReplyWhy is Jesus always doing the Broonie?
Reply#foragenocida #forabolsonaro
ReplyDeeply repect Stephen for not bringing attention to that person that remains nameless!
ReplySoilent Green
Replyi laughed hard at the camels
ReplyNothing says “We follow the First Commandment” like building a 100 foot idol.
ReplyThat’s crazy!! Disgusting! Grinding up dead bodies!
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ReplyPretty soon these are going to be 75% intro.
ReplyHuman compost!? Humans are full of toxic chemicals, so let’s contaminate the Earth’s soil even more!?
ReplyWhen Colbert called Trump a cock holster on national television. That was amazing! Glory to Colbert!
Replyhow about, turn your ass skin into a wallet.
ReplyReligion poisons everything
ReplyI imagine the two of them facing each other with a ski lift running between them!
ReplyJapan making real life Gundams, Brazil building a Jesus statue, anime 1, religion 0
ReplyA bigger jayzus, just what we need!
ReplyHuman composting has been available for some time in SEATTLE. “Recompose” says that I will become about a yard of biologically benign composted material which can be used for any purpose. One can fertilize one’s own memorial rose bush or tree! Yep, somehow composting, when compared to the large Carbon release when simply incinerated, or to the seriously hazardous waste you become when turned back into a substance very much resembling clay pumped full of Methanol laced Formaldehyde, two VERY toxic substances, somehow composting seems ‘civilized’. On the other side, a ‘yard’ of material makes a not insignificant pile… What a place this is, even dying is a pain in the ass…
ReplyOh great.. another reason to hate my own country (brazil), they just looove shoving christianity in people’s faces all the damn time… plus funk here sucks soo much lol not the same funk you might think, worst music ever in here haha
ReplyFight for my love! hahahahaha
ReplyStatistically roundabouts cause less traffic jams per car using them and less serious accidents than traffic light intersections do. It’s not just some random studies, even insurance companies keep advocating for more roundabouts. (remember they make more money the less claims they are asked to pay)
ReplyThere’s evidence that the Bible was created by the Flavian Caesars… Roman Messiah meant to quell the insurgencies against the Empire…
ReplyEvangelicalism is like the clap. Can’t deny it, but you can’t really show anyone.
ReplyGeez Louise, reminds me of the Pigs in Animal Farm and the poor draft horse. Give them an inch and they will take a mile. Next thing you know they’ll have us living in some kind of Soylent Green kind of world.
ReplySoylent green is people
Replydid he change shirts?
ReplyFinally! A bigger Jesus statue! Brazil’s problems are solved. Take five and pat yourselves on the back Brazilians. A job well done.
ReplyI want to see what Caitlin has to say about this
ReplyGood to know where Brazil’s priorities lie.
ReplyBrasil: When your population is being decimated, that’s when you need a bigger Caucasian Christ.
ReplySoylent Lampshade has been done. It was not good.
ReplyJust what everyone needs…
ReplyAnother religious statue
How abt sinking that $ into something ur ppl actually need
Yeah, I could go with being mulched. Why not? I can’t afford my own real estate while I’m alive, you think I’m gonna spend that kind of money for once I’m dead?
ReplyNew competition to redesign the interior of planes… by participants that clearly have never been in one
ReplySoylent green ……. Along with the immortal words of the great snl legend Phil Hartman their people their eating people
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