Russians are fleeing the country in huge numbers after Vladimir Putin announced he would send fighting-age men to the front lines in Ukraine. Here at The Late Show, Stephen found out that the happy nerds at NASA celebrate a win in much the same way that our writers celebrate a successful joke. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
CR for Cristiano Ronaldo??? Go Futbol!!!
ReplyGeorgia could use some young people..
ReplySo if is blows up in the upper stratosphere, the decaying uranium surrounded by hydrogen turns into water vapor right? well as raising ground temperature by 69 degrees for about 15 hours. save some of them for winter solstice…
ReplyI swear YouTube keeps automatically subscribing me to this nonsense.
ReplyVampires are a menice to American way of life.
Reply@8:00 So to summarise the NASA DART story, “We may have saved the planet. You’ll find out after the midterms”… you are still talking about the DART mission, aren’t you?
ReplyLanding on a planet. Crashing into a planet…not so much.
ReplySnowden got stuck in Russia because the U.S. revoked his passport and then pressured countries that were considering offering him asylum to back down. For example, the U.S. threatened to stop sharing intelligence with Germany if they granted him asylum or even arranged for him to travel safely there.
ReplyTampon is from the word tamponade. Tamponade is the medical term that refers to stopping bleeding from any Source at any site.
ReplyThe joke landed. Hylarious
ReplyIan, please check your GPS for Mar a Logo.
ReplyTampons were originally designed for the battlefield. It is not awkward, it is their intended purpose.
Each pouch on my ballistic vest holds one of each 1) Quick-clot, 2) Pressure bandage, and 3) Tampon.
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Replytampons only wont work in a bullet wound, they’ll die of a massive infection… and stuffed full of tampons.
ReplySavage Monologue tonight lol
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