Putin’s Draft Is Going As Badly As His War | NASA Knows How To Celebrate!

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Published on September 27, 2022

Russians are fleeing the country in huge numbers after Vladimir Putin announced he would send fighting-age men to the front lines in Ukraine. Here at The Late Show, Stephen found out that the happy nerds at NASA celebrate a win in much the same way that our writers celebrate a successful joke. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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21 comments

  • Charlatan 2 months ago

    CR for Cristiano Ronaldo??? Go Futbol!!!

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  • Rose Daddona 2 months ago

    Georgia could use some young people..

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  • Arden Nielsen 2 months ago

    So if is blows up in the upper stratosphere, the decaying uranium surrounded by hydrogen turns into water vapor right? well as raising ground temperature by 69 degrees for about 15 hours. save some of them for winter solstice…

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  • AWESOMTROCITY 2 months ago

    I swear YouTube keeps automatically subscribing me to this nonsense.

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  • K. House 2 months ago

    Vampires are a menice to American way of life.

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  • Rob D 2 months ago

    @8:00 So to summarise the NASA DART story, “We may have saved the planet. You’ll find out after the midterms”… you are still talking about the DART mission, aren’t you?

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  • Michael Case 2 months ago

    Landing on a planet. Crashing into a planet…not so much.

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  • John Chessant 2 months ago

    Snowden got stuck in Russia because the U.S. revoked his passport and then pressured countries that were considering offering him asylum to back down. For example, the U.S. threatened to stop sharing intelligence with Germany if they granted him asylum or even arranged for him to travel safely there.

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  • Yusuf Ginnah 2 months ago

    I-Van in the Sky-Van…
    ๐Ÿš

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  • Jean Roch 2 months ago

    Ah those potato jokes ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Karma Mechanic 2 months ago

    Tampon is from the word tamponade. Tamponade is the medical term that refers to stopping bleeding from any Source at any site.

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  • Jose C 2 months ago

    The joke landed. Hylarious

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  • Wanda Pease 2 months ago

    Ian, please check your GPS for Mar a Logo.

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  • Mareike Dregger 2 months ago

    Tampons for Russian soldiers? Why do you laugh?! They use pencils in space and it works. Russians have to be ingenious because their leadership provides them on the same high level as the governments in George Orwells 1984โ€ฆ : bad as sh**

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  • Justin R. Boyett 2 months ago

    Tampons were originally designed for the battlefield. It is not awkward, it is their intended purpose.

    Each pouch on my ballistic vest holds one of each 1) Quick-clot, 2) Pressure bandage, and 3) Tampon.

    4:00

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  • Luke G 2 months ago

    Coal-Bear ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Mcdeathbruger 2 months ago

    tampons only wont work in a bullet wound, they’ll die of a massive infection… and stuffed full of tampons.

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  • Steve K 2 months ago

    Savage Monologue tonight lol

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  • bierbrauer11 2 months ago

    Lol โ€” High School wrestling back in the โ€˜90โ€™s we had tampons in the medkit for bloody noses

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