Sergei better hope Putin doesn’t have access to the internet. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
Portraying Putin as an idiot, he’s not.
In Soviet Russia, vodka potsto you, babyezka potsto you, babyezka babyezka babyezka.
I’m surprised he didn’t show Belarusian hero Jardani Jovanovich slaughtering people by the hundreds with a pencil.
The good news ? His advisors are on the battlefield. This speaks to how Russia is a blowhard . If nuclear is your threat, you’re a lousy military
“soildiers” with sunflower seeds
If you know about it, then he knows about it.
Tried to Bing check this. I didn’t know my computer could laugh.
Turns out Trump was right about Biden in Ukraine. I think we owe Biden an impeachment.
* entire North Korean Government shifts in their seat uncomfortably while Kim giggles and points at the screen * “What a sap, eh guys?”
Oh thank God the Tilda Swinton issue has been resolved. No more will she brazenly steal every scene in every film she’s in! Thank you, Aslan!
I’d love to know who is the Russian version of the My Pillow Guy who is feeding Putin bat-s*** crazy theories.
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Portraying Putin as an idiot, he’s not.
ReplyIn Soviet Russia, vodka potsto you, babyezka potsto you, babyezka babyezka babyezka.
ReplyI’m surprised he didn’t show Belarusian hero Jardani Jovanovich slaughtering people by the hundreds with a pencil.
ReplyThe good news ? His advisors are on the battlefield.
ReplyThis speaks to how Russia is a blowhard . If nuclear is your threat, you’re a lousy military
“soildiers” with sunflower seeds
ReplyIf you know about it, then he knows about it.
ReplyTried to Bing check this. I didn’t know my computer could laugh.
ReplyTurns out Trump was right about Biden in Ukraine. I think we owe Biden an impeachment.
Reply* entire North Korean Government shifts in their seat uncomfortably while Kim giggles and points at the screen *
Reply“What a sap, eh guys?”
Oh thank God the Tilda Swinton issue has been resolved. No more will she brazenly steal every scene in every film she’s in! Thank you, Aslan!
ReplyI’d love to know who is the Russian version of the My Pillow Guy who is feeding Putin bat-s*** crazy theories.
Reply