Everything we know about St. Patrick’s Day is a lie, Nancy Pelosi treated a crowd at the Capitol to a poem written by Bono, we share the greatest local news clip of all-time from Mobile, Alabama after a real sighting of a Leprechaun, Russian Oligarchs have been getting their boats and real estate seized and are not happy about it, Vladimir Putin is widely rumored to use Botox which will now stop shipping to Russia, a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” Starbucks is getting rid of their old disposable cups, Netflix might charge more for sharing your password, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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Kimmel did so much cocaine his kid almost died when it was born
Reply“donnie wtf r u doing”
ReplyPOOtin’s face does look kinda weird & puffy over the last few years…does botox smoothen wrinkles by puffing up, giving rise to inevitable swelling. Watch him speak and observe his stiff facial muscles LOL
ReplyPutin Is One of those people Who Is convinced he Will live Forever
Jesus use to Say: memento mori
ReplyDoes anyone remember that Dave chappelle skit of the sighting? Lmfao
ReplyHas anyone ever created an NTFf out of this leprechaun lol
ReplyRight when you said Mobile Alabama I KNEWWWWWWW
ReplyATTENTION Jimmy’s producers — “Many quotes and elements of the video, most notably the alleged leprechaun sketch, were printed on T-shirts, mouse pads and other merchandise. WPMI-TV later auctioned off the leprechaun sketch for $1,100 on eBay, with the proceeds benefiting the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life.”
—– Wikipedia, ‘Crichton Leprechaun’
Replytime to get lit rips out a bong
Replythat sketch is Putin
ReplyThat’s no Leprechaun, that’s John Oliver.
ReplyBotox has small traces of mercury and researchers have been saying for years that cheek fillers like the ones Putin gets, have been noted to turn you into a paranoid fool obsessed with flies. Maybe now they will listen
ReplyPeets is superior
ReplyWestern media report, citing a report by the Russian Defense Ministry, that in 2014 the United States refused to repatriate the bodies of 13 CIA military agents who were killed when their helicopter was shot down by militia near Slavyansk on Friday.
ReplyAccording to the report, on May 2, the anti-aircraft artillery division of the 25th Brigade of Dnepropetrovsk of the Ukrainian army, which defected to the militia, blew up two Russian-made Mi-17 transport helicopters belonging to the Ukrainian Air Force, which were trying to land at the CIA’s “command and control” military base in the war zone of Slavyansk.
Of the 14 CIA agents from two Mi-17s, only one survived and was initially recognized as Captain Savuilov, but subsequent investigation revealed that he was an employee of the American mercenary company Greystone Ltd, writes The European Union Times.
Those old white guys recording the girls dancing was creepy
ReplySt. Patrick was Italian
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