Third party candidate Tim Calhoun stops by The Tonight Show to explain why he would make a good president.
Lol 41 sec ago Sub kappa
i clicked this soo fast loooool
yes not last this time
have Gary Johnson or Jill Stein on
Looks like his Wharmpees Beer company went well
Jimmy’s reactions were exactly my reactions!! ??
14th! uhhh i guess im not cool now
hey, can you guys help me get 10 subs? :)
Better than Clinton and Trump
Wow ??… Jimmy ???????? Hahahaha Jimmy ?… ???????,??? Of 2016
You know you could’ve used your late show to go use and actually have…. a 3rd party candidate who’s actually going to be in the general election…
Fuck donald trump
Well played sir
my dad beats me
Ima put this in a nice way and a mean way first is the mean way
Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump, yeah
[Verse 1 – YG:] I like white folks, but I don’t like you All the niggas in the hood wanna fight you Surprised El Chapo ain’t tried to snipe you Surprised the Nation of Islam ain’t tried to find you Have a rally out in L.A., we gon fuck it up Home of the Rodney King riot, we don’t give a fuck Black students, ejected from your rally, what? I’m ready to go right now, your racist ass did too much I’m bout to turn Black Panther Don’t let Donald Trump win, that nigga cancer He too rich, he ain’t got the answers He can’t make decisions for this country, he gon crash us No, we can’t be a slave for him He got me appreciating Obama way more Hey Donald, and everyone that follows You gave us your reason to be President, but we hate yours
[Chorus – YG:] Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump I don’t like your ass, nigga Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump I really don’t like you, nigga! Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, nigga, fuck Donald Trump This for my grandma! Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump, yeah
[Verse 2 – Nipsey Hu$$le:] Nigga am I tripping? Let me know I thought all that Donald Trump bullshit was a joke Know what they say when rich niggas go broke Look, Reagan sold coke, Obama sold hope Donald Trump spent his trust fund money on the vote I’m from a place where you prolly can’t go Speaking for some people that you prolly ain’t know It’s pressure built up and it’s prolly gong blow And if we say go then they’re prolly gong go You vote Trump then you’re prolly on dope And if you like me then you prolly ain’t know And if you been to jail you can prolly still vote We let this nigga win, we gong prolly feel broke You built walls? We gong prolly dig holes And if your ass do win, you gong prolly get smoked Fuck nigga, fuck you!
[Interlude – Donald Trump:] I will build a great, great wall on our southern border And I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words
[Verse 3 – YG & Nipsey Hu$$le:] Hold up, I fuck with Mexicans, got a plug with Mexicans Want a little, need a switch, who I call? A Mexican This Comedy Central ass nigga couldn’t be the President Hold up, Nip, tell the world how you fuck with Mexicans It wouldn’t be the USA without Mexicans And if it’s time to team up, shit, let’s begin Black love, brown pride in the sets again White people feel the same as my next to kin If we let this nigga win, God bless the kids God bless the kids, this nigga wicked and wigged When me and Nip link, that’s Bloods and Crips Where your L.A. rally? We gon crash your shit
Now is the nice way
Boonaa Mohammed MENU HomePoetry VideosTerror Is… TERROR IS…
November 24, 2015Category: Education, Entertainment ISIS is terrorism, I think everybody can agree And what ISIS does in the name of Islam, does not represent me And I will never defend their actions because a cause does not justify a means They have manipulated something so beautiful, for their own political schemes But ISIS are not the first major terrorists to emerge onto the world scene Because the war against Islam, is nothing more than a war of political ideology But a critical look at history can reveal so much about this evil mess And since we are on the topic terrorism, let us first define what terror is
If it is violence, fear, and intimidation placed upon a nation To achieve a political, religious or social goal through aggravation Then aren’t western nations, more guilty of these exact same allegations Considering the long list of offenses that have taken place in the name of liberation
And I’m no conspiracy theorist but I’m still waiting for all the facts on building 7 Cause 9/11 opened the floodgates of hate, for a crime that only a few committed But if you ask me, this stage was already set long before Osama bin Laden Cause there is always been the need for an enemy, otherwise the good guys wouldn’t see any action
So I’m not surprised when these bigots try and offend me by drawing my prophet’s image Cause these are a people who come from a history of intolerance, racism and oppression Our governments are not allowed to advertise tobacco, because they say that it kills But yet they defend the freedom to advertise hatred, as though it is ideal
And they will do it in Jesus name, as if to say Jesus would do the same But didn’t you say that Jesus said to turn the other cheek, please stop playing these silly games Cause Terror is, Christian fundamentalist bombing abortion clinics And white Christians burning black churches even though they are from the same religion But where are all the moderate Christian voices who will stand up and shout Not in my name, every time another deranged loner goes postal on his route Cause it’s OK for the KKK to still fully operate and not just in the south But I guess it makes sense when your founding father were racist slave owners, check your past if you’re in doubt
Cause when ISIS burns people alive, the whole world should feel remorse But when White Americans burned black people alive; they turned it into a national sport Gathering their kids together so they can laugh at the strange dangling fruit The genocide of countless African Muslims, from servitude to Human Zoos Yes, those were mainly Muslims you enslaved, and you even gave them Christian names You stripped them of their history, and taught them how to be ashamed You say you’re so scared of sharia law, but you’re a nation full of prisons Incarcerated your slaves once again to work for pennies so you’re chillin And what’s the point of a black man in a white house if he still run it by massa’s rules Cause if ISIS represents true terrorism, then what the hell does your history make you?
And Canada, Oh Canada, who could forget about you Abducting aboriginal children from their homes and forcing them inside your brainwashing schools And now we have Thanksgiving Day, as though we should be giving thanks to you For Africville in Nova Scotia, and the dead Chinese workers who built the railway that we still use
And the French have some audacity to claim they are the champions of human rights After they turned 1.5 million humans into martyrs in Algeria overnight People who decided they didn’t want to laugh at their Masters jokes anymore So they cut open pregnant women to see if she was to have a girl or a boy
How much does brown blood cost, what is the value of human life When Bashar kills us by day; and Israel kills us by night Or shouldn’t Palestinians be offered the same basic human rights Or do Holocaust survivors call for the same holocaust they had to fight Terror is the 1948 exodus of men, women and kids Who were forced to leave their homes in Palestine to make way for Zionist terrorists Armed with western backative and fake UN resolutions Forcing us to wander in the desert like Pharaoh did to Musa
Cause when white people play monopoly, they take it to a whole different level Trading nations like properties, and carving up borders over dinner Everything from the Spanish in the Philippines, to the Dutch in Indonesia From the aborigines in Australia, to CIA installed dictators in Latin America To the Portuguese in Brazil, to the Italians in Ethiopia From the Germans in Tanzania, to the creation of Rhodesia
Stolen wealth and immoral trade is what helped make Britain so great But Why would God save the queen, when she’s been spreading mischief since before 1858 Terror is, the murder of Indians, through the orchestrated famine in Bengal To the plantations in the Caribbean, stealing Africans right from their homes Or for the Kenyan people, why don’t we tell the world of British law Like the tools that they invented to crush and then rip your testicles off Cause if we want to talk about terrorism, why not start with the torture chambers in Yemen Or the occupation of Egypt as if the British rule in Iraq was some kind of heaven Cause history can be amazing, but I guess it depends who those books belong to Cause it’s easy to criticize other nations, when most of their problems were placed there by you
The effects of colonialism are still ripe, cause even as I sit down to write Little girls continue to bleach their skin in hopes of one day looking white Put us in your common wealth, but amongst us wealth is not that common You gave us loans to rebuild our lands, but from a cost we never wanted They teach us to assimilate, like freeing little monkeys from their cage They think they’re doing us a favor by becoming new slaves of minimum wage Cause these western nations have blood on their hands of generations who’ve come to haunt And they keep trying to whitewash their crimes with political bleach but it still ain’t coming off And they want us to go back to where we came from, like an adopted child they no longer want But you’re the ones who crept into our beds, molested us and now you don`t know what to do with us
Cause when Iraq was invaded, in search of weapons of mass destruction A power vacuum was created, to fulfill western oil consumption But now look what you’ve created, another failed attempt at the white man’s burden Of colonizing nations, imperialism used to civilize the savage
And you don’t have to be racist to benefit from institutionalized racism But I know and I get it, it’s not your fault that you were born deprived of melanin But facts are facts and sadly history does tend to repeat itself Muslims didn’t invent terrorism, in fact we’ve been getting terrorized more than anybody else
But I think we can all agree, that we just want to stop all the killing But if TV has taught me anything, it’s that there are no Heroes without villains It used to be the Germans, and the Russians for a bit, The Japanese once had it bad, and black people have never really gotten over it So I guess maybe it’s just Islam’s turn to be the enemy But I don’t want to be the enemy, it’s hard enough just being me A black, African, son of a refugee Muslim living in a culture that is extremely hostile towards me
But in in the interest of the common good, we must play the cards that we are dealt So I’m taking this one for the team, cause Steve Segal ain’t going to fight himself So say goodnight to the bad guy, I know I will be missed But it’s the last time you ever going to see a bad guy like this
13 Boonaa Mohammed
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I loves me some ices especially in this hot summer heat
This guy could be the most qualified.
I feel dumber
I’ve literally been waiting for Tim Calhoun clips for years. SNL classic!
I need a Tim Calhoun shirt
I’ll vote for him
Is this an Asmr video?
Sounds like a crappy ASMR video off YouTube.
I am also pro-ices! Especially in the summer!
sounds like my 4 y.o nephew when he wants to tell me a secret #wetears ?
more honest than Hillary less crazy than trump Tim Calhoun might be an option
Still better than Trump and Clinton! How about we all write-in Will Forte for President?!
Fuck Donald Trump
You know who would be the best presidential candidate?
Omg, long time Tim Calhoun supporter. This was a joy
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