One accused sexual predator held a rally encouraging voters to elect another (ahem, Roy Moore).
Say what you will but having Eric Trump campaign in Alabama is a clever move. Alabama Republicans can relate to him because they think that he’s also a product of inbreeding.
I’ve never seen John Baptiste make such a serious face before
So we’re just going to ignore the fact that next week Trump’s appointed chairman, Ajit Pai, is going to dismantle the Net Neutrality laws? Does no one give a shit that ISPs are going to go back to slowing down certain websites if it interferes with their shitty products and services? Does nobody give a shit that this is going to allow companies the freedom to limit out access to certain sites? Our fucking freedom is at stake here and we’re talking about the same shitty senate candidate that’s been in the news for week. Why?!?! The people from Alabama ARE going to vote for him, because its Alabama. The state is a fucking joke, and a stain on the map.
I mean come on, how could Roy Moore have known the age of girls who’s yearbooks he signed?
ABC would be nothing without stephen colbert
I wouldn’t be surprised if pedophiles start running as GOP politicians because they know that Trump and his supporters will openly defend them.
I’m already subscribed what more do you want from me!!?
Start numbering the monologue parts, it wouldn’t hurt anyone
Minimum requirement to take sexual assault allegations seriously by democrats against other democrats: 2, the minimum for republicans: there will never be enough people
Where’s that guy who tells us the monologue order??!?!
I remember talking to Moore back in the 80s at the mall at the Orange Julius scoping out the girls going into Hot Topic. We shared equal tastes as observers. Then the “Mall cops” would stop by and hassle us!
Lift the torch of freedom 🤔
Last time I was this early I was still swimming in my father’s testicles.
White Supremacist To Open Civil Rights Museum
Title; The small choir, in Bob Meuller’s mind, when visions of “Flabby Buns”(sugar plums), dance in his head… Sung to the strains of “Deck the Halls”….
Boil his onions, roast his nut sack Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Tell his family, he won’t be back Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Orange now his new apparel Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Black men putting him in peril Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
We all wish, that he was sterile Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Clip his nuts, like he was feral Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la He will wish, he was still single Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Courts will cost him, all his jingle Fa-la-la–la–la–la-la-la-la
Family knows, that they’re in deep shit Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la They’er all gonna, take a big hit Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la Backed in corners, hand with just rope Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Theeeeeeir afraid, to pick up their sooooooap Faaaa – laa-laa-laa- laaaaaaaa….. la-laa-laa…….. laaaaaaaaaaaa
Lyric’s by Me…. Adding to the nation’s catharsis. copy,paste to your friends, who go caroling !………… 😉
If Trump used some of his daughters hand mosturizer, and Moore closed his eyes, I bet Moore couldn’t tell he was being jerked off by a grown man.
Gerusalem may be Israel’s capital in america’s minds, but Tel Aviv is America’s capital for the rest of the world.
1:40 did they cut out a joke here? Seems like a weird edit.
what the difference between a rapist and a child molester/ nothing they’re both perverts!
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