President Trump’s Merit-Based Immigration Plan

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  • md shayan 1 month ago

    Seth’s Bernie is better than Bernie’s Bernie

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  • Evan Fields 1 month ago

    But Ivanka did get her job based on merit. The merits of Donald’s sexual attraction to her.

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  • ThE DuCk 1 month ago

    ¯(°_o)/¯ Trump doesn’t even know what the word merit means. Just lock the King of Chaos up already. And not in one of those luxury prisons with the big roomy jumpsuits . Send him to one of those prisons with the short tight crotch biter jumpsuits. I want him to squirm.

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  • Evan Fields 1 month ago

    Iran declared a fatwa on Bolton’s mustache. In response, three more secret service agents have been assigned mustache duty.

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  • New Message 1 month ago

    A merrt-based Presidency would be nice.

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  • New Message 1 month ago

    They put forehead wrinkles on Kim?

    Wax head will roll.

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  • JIM MORGAN 1 month ago

    Merit based? If you’re under 30, white, hot and stupid you have extra merit!

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  • Brotha in Beijing 1 month ago

    I am going to go out on a limb here, and say Amber Ruffin wrote that last joke.

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  • The Josh O Show 1 month ago

    Happy Friday! If you’re reading this an awesome weekend is headed your way 🔥

    -Josh Otusanya

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  • Sean Visa 1 month ago

    trump is contributing so much right now

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  • alexander williams 1 month ago

    All immigrants should just claim to be related to trump.

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  • Daniea3 1 month ago

    Hate to agree with Dump, but Biden seems very out of it.

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  • Mats K 1 month ago

    Melanias merit: being best?

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  • Tooba Tr 1 month ago

    Great Bernie impression 😂

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  • Kath Casey 1 month ago

    Did Jimmy shoot anyone in the face while hunting fowl?

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  • Youssef Hegazy 1 month ago

    wtf is Turkey hunting ???

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  • Zaroff's Trophy Room 1 month ago

    Why not have the immigrants ask a few merit based questions themselves? Who runs your country? What, Why!? How long have you been angry at countries far far away? Really? Do you all have anxiety about blemishes or flaws in the human form which you believe are indicators of a ‘bad person’?! How do you spell empathy in human-speak? Why are so many americans shiny?

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  • LonerWeirdo 1 month ago

    Trumps idea of merit will look milky white

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  • vsboy 25 1 month ago

    Trump an Jared Kushner have a very substantial iq

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  • Ghost Ghost 1 month ago

    America will have it first gay president 2020.

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