Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, May 16.
Seth’s Bernie is better than Bernie’s Bernie
But Ivanka did get her job based on merit. The merits of Donald’s sexual attraction to her.
¯(°_o)/¯ Trump doesn’t even know what the word merit means. Just lock the King of Chaos up already. And not in one of those luxury prisons with the big roomy jumpsuits . Send him to one of those prisons with the short tight crotch biter jumpsuits. I want him to squirm.
Iran declared a fatwa on Bolton’s mustache. In response, three more secret service agents have been assigned mustache duty.
A merrt-based Presidency would be nice.
They put forehead wrinkles on Kim?
Wax head will roll.
Merit based? If you’re under 30, white, hot and stupid you have extra merit!
I am going to go out on a limb here, and say Amber Ruffin wrote that last joke.
Happy Friday! If you’re reading this an awesome weekend is headed your way 🔥
trump is contributing so much right now
All immigrants should just claim to be related to trump.
Hate to agree with Dump, but Biden seems very out of it.
Melanias merit: being best?
Great Bernie impression 😂
Did Jimmy shoot anyone in the face while hunting fowl?
wtf is Turkey hunting ???
Why not have the immigrants ask a few merit based questions themselves? Who runs your country? What, Why!? How long have you been angry at countries far far away? Really? Do you all have anxiety about blemishes or flaws in the human form which you believe are indicators of a ‘bad person’?! How do you spell empathy in human-speak? Why are so many americans shiny?
Trumps idea of merit will look milky white
Trump an Jared Kushner have a very substantial iq
America will have it first gay president 2020.
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