President Trump Reveals His Internal Decision-Making Metrics

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Published on April 14, 2020

The President says he will listen to the experts’ opinions on when it’s safe to reopen the country, but ultimately the decision will be made by the metrics in his own head. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #ColdOpens

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  • MAGA DONALD TRUMP 2 years ago

    YOU ARE FIRED

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  • Rae Lynn 2 years ago

    Nah, i think you’re giving him way too much credit

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  • snagh 2 years ago

    Wow Trumps Animal instincts made that smart decision

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  • brizihe 2 years ago

    The metric is his hair? So the quarantine will be lift as soon as trump encounters a particularly strong gust 😂

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    Trump doesn’t know how to use the abacus…

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    Animals learn and are better than Trump.

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  • Tony S 2 years ago

    He speaks in small words and short sentences; he can’t formulate a coherent thought. He doesn’t even know what a metric is. But this is exactly why he is supported by MAGA Nation; he reminds them of themselves and their families, he validates their own lives ….. he is one of them.

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  • Thanh Mai 2 years ago

    It’s quite easy to figure Trump out ▶️ INPUT: 🍔🍟 OUTPUT: Stupidity

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  • T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE 2 years ago

    The tiny question here, if we heard “it is what it is and we are where we are” coming from Tr***, would you find that acceptable? Let’s call all this parasocialization, a kind of sociality that looks like the real thing, but is, in fact, it’s opposite because it doesn’t really give us the things true sociality does, like trust, worth, meaning, purpose, bonds, and ultimately, happiness. Yes, that was a loaded question to ask but Put two forces together, like economic stagnation and technological parasocialization and you have a recipe for a disaster in human consciousness. Coronavirus is teaching us something. The kind of people we need to become. It put a sudden stop to our descent into regression, egotism, self-preservation, the one forced on us by a perfect storm of failed systems. And instead, it gave us a chance to mature, to grow, to remember what the journey of human consciousness has always really been about. We have always been striving to be more expansive. More loving. More empathic. More noble, kind, just, fair, free. That is who we are. That is why the human story is one at all. The question this century is whether we remember all that, or whether, as this crisis fades, we go back to trying desperately to forget who we have always been, and why they took it away from us to begin with. (The answer is: there’s nothing that makes a cruel man crueler and richer than taking away another person’s soul.) Maybe, in that strange way, Coronavirus is the kick in the ass we needed…

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  • MOMOVA 2 years ago

    If you compare Trump to a chicken, you insult the chicken.

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  • Luis H. 2 years ago

    Thank u , Stephen. I needed that laugh!!

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  • Xz0779 2 years ago

    Don’t let him re-open the country !!!! It’s a dangerous idiot!!

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  • Tanmay Anil 2 years ago

    Some leaders are sacrificing their economy for their citizens,but some leaders sacrifice their citizens for economy.

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  • daisx beohfox 2 years ago

    I was thinking. Ping ping bong bong. .

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  • Maxime Verrrstappenn 2 years ago

    True

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 years ago

    Those “Trump Metrics” bankrupted his Casinos, and several other of his businesses! 🤦🏻‍♂️
    (But Trump also said he went with his “gut feeling”, so it’s an internal struggle between his gut & his metrics!)

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  • Matthew G 2 years ago

    I’m starting to believe you’re catering to the left who aren’t very smart. We found out about corona in January, shut down travel two weeks later while y’all bitched it was xenophobic to do so, shut down the economy, prioritized manufacturing for medical equipment we needed, reassigned navy ships to New York to help the sick and even passed stimulus to help workers lol

    Meanwhile, Dems tried to stall the package for more global warming regulation bullshit instead of people the American worker first, sabotaged democratic campaigns again, did practically nothing during the sickness and now have nothing better to do than say he practically did nothing and doesn’t have the mental capacity to make the decisions he already made because this sickness has a 3% fatality rate in the U.S, aside from 20,000 deaths being pretty fucking minimal when you have 330 million living in the country and all y’all wanna Bitch about is national healthcare that we’d have to triple our taxes to fund….

    Trump 2020 you dumb fucks. Y’all are literally a special kind of stupid that I’m sure most people wouldn’t mind if you disappeared. Y’all gullible and naive as a mother fucker.

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  • Jeff Carter 2 years ago

    Pills-bury Duh-Oh Boy at work
    https://youtu.be/RAKmYnr-Sa8

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  • kevgermany 2 years ago

    Put your finger to the side of your head and say red. Backwards.

    Der…

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  • Rod Christian 2 years ago

    So funny thankyou 🤗

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