Pope Shot First

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  • Ricardo Madrazo 3 years ago

    first

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  • The Blind Sniper 3 years ago

    first

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  • Abhishek Srivastava 3 years ago

    I think if the Pope runs for President, he will defeat Trump.

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  • Israr Hasan 3 years ago

    Colbert for President,

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  • Sofia Ciki 3 years ago

    I don’t even think the Pope knew who Trump was, that’s why he said it was
    not a “personal attack”. When he spoke about him he kept it so generic,
    referring to trump as “this man”. He had no clue who he was talking about
    and why would he? Trump is just a clown

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  • WheelmanGames 3 years ago

    If this wasn’t an Ex communication from the Faith, I really don’t know what
    is….

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  • Mr. Flawless 3 years ago

    *TEMPORARILY BAN MOSLEMS TIL 9000 A.D*

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  • Mike Macoy 3 years ago

    The Vatican has some of the biggest walls in the world surrounding it’s
    entirety.

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  • valentin salja 3 years ago

    Colbert is actually helping Trump by constantly talking about him.

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  • Duggie D 3 years ago

    Trump will be the best thing to happen to merica! he’ll be the one to
    finally break the back of the corrupt fake democracy by once and for all
    proving, greed rules the world..

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  • Jake Jarmel 3 years ago

    Fuck the paedophile pope. Can’t stump the trump

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  • Karlo Schallibaum 3 years ago

    Trump actually has no chance in the general.

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  • Norman Grubb 3 years ago

    So the pope decides who is Christian and who isn’t?

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  • Jerome Talbit 3 years ago

    Fuck Hillary (trump isn’t as bad as he seems, he’s just blunt, but Hillary
    is 100% a FUCKEN cunt). And remember Bernie 2016!!

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  • Joshua Keller 3 years ago

    Sorry – I have to downvote that – you just don’t insult our Swiss Guards…
    ?

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  • freegratuits 3 years ago

    Americans PLEASE listen to me: The WHOLE WORLD is counting on you, PLEASE
    DO NOT PUT TRUMP IN YOUR HIGHEST OFFICE. Please go out and register to
    vote. The choice of a bad leader will not only harm your country but
    everyone else because of your power. The choice of a bad leader will have
    such long lasting, devastating effects, eg Bush/Cheney–>Isis.
    PLEASE AMERICA!

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  • RoseLawliet 3 years ago

    How can saying “this man” isn’t Christian NOT BE a personal attack? He
    singled out one individual, alluded to things the individual had said, and
    pronounced the individual to not be Christian. Pope needs a lesson in
    logic.

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  • Connor Sinclair 3 years ago

    Trump can shit talk the pope and get away with it. His voters are morons

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  • Stefan-damian Panagiev 3 years ago

    pls share the trump in 16th chapel image

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  • delon a 3 years ago

    Colbert has become pathetically unfunny and way to biased. These are just
    liberal digs and not jokes.

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  • Paras Malhotra 3 years ago

    Toxic levels of Trump hatred, I bet the uber-liberal writer backstage is
    frothing at his mouth at the though of Americans choosing someone other
    than his/her choice. Would our Liberal Elite overlords be happy if
    Americans could somehow before the election surrender and explicitly shout
    out Hillarys name? I mean it’s not fair to have to fight it out right? She
    should just get the presidency because she said she wanted it, right?

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  • Nervous Jarred 3 years ago

    A big wall seems to have worked pretty well for the Vatican.

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  • Jean-Luc Picard 3 years ago

    Donald Trump is proof that there is no such thing as “bad publicity”

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  • alberto meza 3 years ago

    God doesn’t exist.
    (grabs popcorn)

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  • manish kumar 3 years ago

    how many of you will vote for TRUMP if BERNIE is kicked by the democrats.?

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  • Jan Itor 3 years ago

    best wishes future self
    february 24, 2016
    bernie 2016

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  • Somprasong U-chupongamorn 3 years ago

    Christians have built more walls then China.

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  • AsuraZouku 3 years ago

    2 of my former friends told me that they’re going to vote for trump just to
    see how screwed this country could get. People can be so cruel.

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  • Veinmetal 3 years ago

    the problem with white people is thinking that jews care about Christians.
    Jews dont care about Christians. Jews care about using and d-e-e-pthroating
    white girls. And why is that?

    There are 2 major factors to it that empowers them:
    1- They believe they are the chosen people of God. THe chosen fucking
    ethnic group of master race to rape the world.
    2- They are subhuman so they are insanely infinetly attractwd to superior
    girls… like white giurls. However because they are witty, and think they
    are wise and smart and cunning, they think they can get away with getting
    laid with superior master race girl without getting noticed. AS a matter of
    fact… when they get noticed, they scream HOLOCAUST, and they become
    invisible.
    do you really wanna know more about what i am going to do with them int he
    future?
    Probably not. But keep in mind this: kikes are filth. Never go kike.

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  • Veinmetal 3 years ago

    the problem with white people is thinking that jews care about Christians.
    Jews dont care about Christians. Jews care about using and d-e-e-pthroating
    white girls. And why is that?

    There are 2 major factors to it that empowers them:
    1- They believe they are the chosen people of God. THe chosen fucking
    ethnic group of master race to rape the world.
    2- They are subhuman so they are insanely infinetly attractwd to superior
    girls… like white giurls. However because they are witty, and think they
    are wise and smart and cunning, they think they can get away with getting
    laid with superior master race girl without getting noticed. AS a matter of
    fact… when they get noticed, they scream HOLOCAUST, and they become
    invisible.
    do you really wanna know more about what i am going to do with them int he
    future?
    Probably not. But keep in mind this: kikes are filth. Never go kike.

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  • freshapplenews 3 years ago

    i miss Jon Stewart

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  • Jan Mikicki 3 years ago

    Why does Stephen need this pen?

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  • Nick's Strength and Power 3 years ago

    Anyone else pee on the side of the toilet at night so you don’t make any
    noise?

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  • ThatRabbitGuy Wut? 3 years ago

    I liked the “American Dream is dead” Trump more but it’ll do :D

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  • Greg Burgner 3 years ago

    my opinion. Trump has the balls to say what needs to be said. We are fed
    lies. Plus he doesnt have a filter. We need a president with a spine.
    Saying whatever that needs to be said. We havent had that in a long time

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  • wanderer xkr 3 years ago

    Cant stump the trump

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  • Eiko Pumpkin 3 years ago

    I bet that if Trump wins, he’s going to make everyone use money with his
    face on it.

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  • Christiaan Valens 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t Marco Rubio be the robot in the intro?

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  • Racist Bassist 3 years ago

    The sane policy positions Trump has are inconsistent, and the rest are
    rediculous.

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  • Anh Anh 3 years ago

    Pope: Let’s Pray before meal !
    Trump: We EAT, NOW!
    Pope: Amen !

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  • flopinator 3 years ago

    I loved trump through the Muslim ban, and wall vs Mexico, and great 20% tax
    on outsourcing, but you cant say some blatant Antichrist shit. whats next,
    Ben Carson as your vice president as a false prophet? Now we got 2
    beasts. If you don’t bring the Apocalypse ill vote for you

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  • EvanTheStud 3 years ago

    Thanks for the advertisement Colbert! TRUMP 2016! Build The WAAAALLLLL!

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  • Jean-Dominic Lapointe 3 years ago

    Think what you want of their “costume”, but the papal guards are deadly.
    They are extremely well trained both in ranged and melee weapons.

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  • VoyagerAbove 3 years ago

    I’m tired of how toxic the world has become, and how shitty and evil people
    are nowadays. I think I’m going to go jump off of something high. Maybe one
    of those towers Trump is dropping everywhere.

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  • TheWaross 3 years ago

    If America really end up electing Trump, well I guess you deserve what’s
    coming to you and deserve to see your country go down in flame ahah

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  • hellsangel050894 3 years ago

    The scariest people are those that say that’ll vote for Trump if Hillary
    get’s the nomination and I get the feeling these people either don’t get
    politics or are very young and can’t vote anyway. Please get information
    from places other the YT comment’s section and reddit,k?

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  • Mikhail369 3 years ago

    Trump reminds me a lot of Benjamin Guggenheim, Isidor Straus and John Jacob
    Astor… I really worry about his safety..

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  • JosayyLmao 3 years ago

    Trump 2016 tbh

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  • MartianManHunter2258 3 years ago

    0:09 Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders would never
    be able to travel together.

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  • Brad Lamb 3 years ago

    3:00 legendary

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  • Sabre2Dance 3 years ago

    Trump is a joke and the jokes are getting old. Stephen, what happened to
    the edu-tainment bits?

    Bernie 2016 btw.

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  • Rizky Anandita 3 years ago

    The possibility of Trump becoming the President send chills to my spine.

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  • Cerote 3 years ago

    45.9%%%%!!!!! trump will become president,,,its inevitable,,,they ´d had to
    kill him and if that happens we are going to have an open civil war

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  • Michael Chalmers 3 years ago

    To think you Steven, was going to run for president? What did you do with
    your superpac $ that myself and many Americans donated too (thief).
    Now you’re just a puppet to your Jewish masters. Spewing slanted propoganda
    delivered through the teleprompter.
    Goodbye to a sellout, soulless, thieving slut. 

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  • jackstorm777 3 years ago

    The old false-emperor in his silly hat just got stumped by the fucking Trump
    #StillCantStumpTheTrump
    #GetUsedToItColbert

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  • Amy Girard 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert Should Have Republican Presidential Candidate Dr. Ben
    Carson On His Late Show.

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  • NinjaPirateJedi 3 years ago

    Hated Trump all my life, and still hate everything about him. I’ve never
    seen one convincing argument, and I pray the rest of the world doesn’t
    completely lose faith in us. My thoughts cannot be changed at this point,
    and I only wish I could lose my citizenship and move to Canada. Too bad by
    the time I could get my citizenship he’d already be out of office…

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  • valinor 3 years ago

    Trump can eve threaten the Pope and get away with it. What the hell will he
    do with minorities?

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  • Euan Foulis 3 years ago

    Donald trump is a disgusting individual, how can people even thinking about
    voting for him. God, he’s set progress back hundreds of years already, what
    will he do if he becomes president. Also his views on the different
    ethnicities and religions are bullshit. I know people who are Muslim and
    Hispanic, they are just as nice and ordinary as everyone else, of course I
    doubt trump knows that, likely never having met a single member of the
    different groups he now assaults with nothing but faux logic and abhorrent,
    tyrannical ideals.

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  • terrorblades 3 years ago

    Its so delightfully corrosive down here i might just clean my lab
    equipment.

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  • Justin Scott Ferreira 3 years ago

    Trump should build baptism baths at all intentional airports ! ” TAKE THE
    DIP OR OUT WITH YOU”

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  • dabeast rek 3 years ago

    Trump will be POTUS

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  • Broken wizzard 3 years ago

    With all due lack of respect for Trump, I’ll need to side with him on this
    one. The pope clearly used the “not a true Scotsman” fallacy. If Trump
    believe in Jesus, in god and that the bible is true to some degree (fro”
    100% fact” to” total bullshit that is nice to read now and never”) and he
    consider himself a christian, then he is a christian.

    The pope, like many highly religious folks, fail to understand that being
    part of a faith dose not mean you are a nice guy or you even fallow the
    commandments of your faith (when were the last time you saw a Jew going on
    a slave raid ?) .
    For the holy fuck sake, Hitler wasn’t a very nice guy and he was a
    christian.

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  • Sentient Species 3 years ago

    Cirque du soleil are not sentient flowers, I checked.

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  • Poopy Underwear 3 years ago

    I only clicked on this because I thought it said Poop Shot First.

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  • Alejandro Garcia 3 years ago

    Stephen Colberstein showing his kosher underwear’s jew_Shit, here by…

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  • ravishingravi 3 years ago

    Trump’s elevation proves idiocracy was documentary.

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  • shane williams-hagel 3 years ago

    #trump2016. Even the pope can’t beat trump. Boooooooom

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  • Charles B 3 years ago

    Why doesn’t Colbert portray Hillary as the Wizard of Oz – where’s the
    Clinton bashing? Oh, guess inequality only means if you think someones more
    stupid. That makes sense.

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  • April Mae 3 years ago

    As a catholic and a talk show host, you should keep your religious views to
    yourself and be a proper talk show host instead, religion doesn’t belong in
    politics or on a late night talk show.

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  • Brendan Davison 3 years ago

    A clown with a wierd thing on his head

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  • realdeal21 3 years ago

    FEEL THE BERN!!!!!!!!!!!

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