Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant

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Published on November 22, 2016

Most of us are familiar with the “traditional” story of the first Thanksgiving – the one we learned in school – which is a heartwarming tale. But since today is 2016, not 1621, some of that story feels a bit out of date. So Jimmy thought it might be a good idea to update the story of Thanksgiving to reflect our modern sensitivities. Tonight, he proudly presents the students of Edward James Olmos Elementary School in the first-ever “Politically Correct Thanksgiving Pageant.”

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20 comments

  • ALBANIAN GLADIATOR UQK 2 years ago

    LIKE GOD BLESS

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  • Joseph Faza 2 years ago

    Can I get some likes to give thanks for the break we get for thanksgiving!?

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  • CommanderBarfy 2 years ago

    Did these kids even know what half of the words they said actually meant

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  • Nathan Grozav 2 years ago

    Day 13: Jimmy Kimmel still can’t believe trump won.

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  • MEGIDIOT 2 years ago

    Could you stop culturally appropriating Native clothing?

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  • stonematt 2 years ago

    The cringe level is over 9000

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  • King Vega02 2 years ago

    1 like= one shot of bleach

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  • Aydan Metsch 2 years ago

    And this is why the Democrats lost the election

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  • Michaella Ketron-Lynch 2 years ago

    One of his best skits he’s had on the show.

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  • Deebo Molina 2 years ago

    Let
    The
    *T*
    *R*
    *I*
    *G*
    *G*
    *E*
    *R*
    *I*
    *N*
    *G*
    Begin!!

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  • Bedazled 2 years ago

    This is exactly what I needed. to show how sensitive we’ve become

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  • Owen Towen 2 years ago

    I find the lack of diversity in the background plants to be disturbing and
    offensive

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  • C.T. Wellington 2 years ago

    *This is pure gold!*

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  • Paulsicles 2 years ago

    Generation Z throwing hella shade on Millennials.

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  • Aran hiwa 2 years ago

    Liberals this meant for you !! Im sure you dumb enough to not understand

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  • Demetris Gavrielides 2 years ago

    …I farted.

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  • New Message (Unread) 2 years ago

    * tastes the gravy *

    Needs more smallpox.

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  • Rattu 2 years ago

    This is why society has become a generation of pussies. Nothing but a bunch
    of “Im offended” morons. Cant even make a joke without someone getting butt
    hurt. Cant even wear a Halloween costume without someone saying “thats
    cultural appropriation”.

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  • Elizabeth Culver Edwards 2 years ago

    This was better written and acted than SNL’s entire episode last week lol

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  • Yo! HoltzMANN! 2 years ago

    Tumblr Thanksgiving, everyone.

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