Access to the President is a privilege reserved for members of Congress, top advisors, and members of Mar-a-Lago.
Donald Trump is the King , as in. Pho King Insane.
Andrew Yang 2020!
You know how much shit I’ve gotten from people when I tell them what Chic-Fil-E does? It’s like they don’t give a shit about other people.
What’s so wrong on putting pineapples on a pizza? Oops…food identity.
The policy idea could have been worse. It could written on toilet paper and authored by Sean Hannity!
You could say…
…the former dean chickened out.
Dubious Dentist: My plan is to replace porcelain, with plastic capped lead.
In return for improper access to the President, Mar-A-Lago members are paying vastly increased membership fees.
Yeah, Trump’s down at Mar-a Lago the way Robert Kraft was down in Florida. You do know it has it’s own private massage facility.
I used to always get hungry for Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.
Hey dean, your invisible sky zombie never told anyone to hate gay people. That’s all you.
Good riddance to that dean
From time to time I realize that the fifth part of the fingers of my left hand exceeds in quantity the number of gray cells available that Trump has, to face a problem of simple resolution.
Wait, so people voted for something and yet those in power ignored that vote for their own reasons? I thought Americans were vehemently against that sort of thing?
I’m a veteran of the USAF and Trump is the greatest President of my lifetime..
Trump letting people at his own resorts come up with policy proposals is just the latest example of Trump’s incompetence and another reason why he shouldn’t president of the US.
Trump is at Maralago with family and paid members? Oh I’m pretty sure Eric & Don Jr. had to pay membership fees to get in and get stamped on the forehead (Ivanka gets free membership, of course, and the stamp goes… somewhere else).
I think Trump mistook “King” for “Burger King”…
This segment proves that Colbert HAS TO talk about Trump, regardless of how unfunny it is. The Death to Comedy replaced by propaganda.. you have to be asleep not to see it. The Bible refers to those who are asleep to the truth. Ironically, Colbert is speaking it into existence every night.
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