Policy Proposals From Mar-A-Lago Members

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Published on March 9, 2019

Access to the President is a privilege reserved for members of Congress, top advisors, and members of Mar-a-Lago.

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20 comments

  • TheKaiTetley 2 months ago

    Donald Trump is the King , as in. Pho King Insane.

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  • MonkofRa 2 months ago

    Andrew Yang 2020!

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  • sprybug 2 months ago

    You know how much shit I’ve gotten from people when I tell them what Chic-Fil-E does? It’s like they don’t give a shit about other people.

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  • Paul Ramos 2 months ago

    What’s so wrong on putting pineapples on a pizza? Oops…food identity.

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  • Squashed8Ball 2 months ago

    The policy idea could have been worse. It could written on toilet paper and authored by Sean Hannity!

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  • Aster E 2 months ago

    You could say…

    :sunglasses:

    …the former dean chickened out.

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  • TheReal008Zulu 2 months ago

    Dubious Dentist: My plan is to replace porcelain, with plastic capped lead.

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  • Andrew Mitchell 2 months ago

    In return for improper access to the President, Mar-A-Lago members are paying vastly increased membership fees.

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  • Dianne Forit 2 months ago

    Yeah, Trump’s down at Mar-a Lago the way Robert Kraft was down in Florida. You do know it has it’s own private massage facility.

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  • Larry Panozzo 2 months ago

    Hotel? Mar-A-Lago.

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  • maurer3d 2 months ago

    I used to always get hungry for Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.

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  • Jim Naylor 2 months ago

    Hey dean, your invisible sky zombie never told anyone to hate gay people. That’s all you.

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  • ziqi92 2 months ago

    Good riddance to that dean

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  • Josefine Heiss 2 months ago

    From time to time I realize that the fifth part of the fingers of my left hand exceeds in quantity the number of gray cells available that Trump has, to face a problem of simple resolution.

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  • Flux Casey 2 months ago

    Wait, so people voted for something and yet those in power ignored that vote for their own reasons? I thought Americans were vehemently against that sort of thing?

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  • Voice Of Reason 2 months ago

    I’m a veteran of the USAF and Trump is the greatest President of my lifetime..

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 2 months ago

    Trump letting people at his own resorts come up with policy proposals is just the latest example of Trump’s incompetence and another reason why he shouldn’t president of the US.

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 2 months ago

    Trump is at Maralago with family and paid members? Oh I’m pretty sure Eric & Don Jr. had to pay membership fees to get in and get stamped on the forehead (Ivanka gets free membership, of course, and the stamp goes… somewhere else).

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  • Alex Landherr 2 months ago

    I think Trump mistook “King” for “Burger King”…

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  • Voice Of Reason 2 months ago

    This segment proves that Colbert HAS TO talk about Trump, regardless of how unfunny it is. The Death to Comedy replaced by propaganda.. you have to be asleep not to see it. The Bible refers to those who are asleep to the truth. Ironically, Colbert is speaking it into existence every night.

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