Platitudes Generator can’t handle Ivanka Trump’s commencement speech

Published on June 8, 2020

The Platitudes Generator operators struggle to fill the dead space in Ivanka Trump’s commencement address and crank up the empty platitudes to full power. Watch the full segment on CBS All Access. #TOTN #TooningOut

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  • Joe Costantino 1 year ago

    Eyes seem to move back n forth reading the prompter….great to see the family can read.

  • MAJOR KILLBOY 1 year ago

    I think she is a fuckn cyborg.

  • Larry Berry 1 year ago

    OMG, was that real? I honestly thought it was an impersonator doing a bit. Like the fake Melania TLS used before.

  • 88Gibson LesPaul 1 year ago

    My gosh, who is that skank at the beginning of the video? Well, it ended too soon to identify her. But skank she is, named or unnamed.

  • Richie Rich 1 year ago

    Why is this bimbo even speaking at all?

  • Werner S 1 year ago

    I expected her to start talking about U.S. Americans and the Iraq, such as.

  • Taylor Craig Newbold 1 year ago

    I heard a HIGH SCHOOL valedictorian give a kick ass commencement address in comparison to this saccharine garbage Ivanka spewed out.

  • Katherene Wedic 1 year ago

    What’s with all of the shoulder movement? Odd.

  • Adams Adams 1 year ago

    Sacrifice, Determination, Grit and Sweat. Nothing of which she has ever experienced.

  • DrakeyC 1 year ago

    What the hell would Ivanka Trump know about hardships, sacrifice, and hard work? I do believe she knows about failure, though.

  • BeeTheBird 1 year ago

    Lmao Ivanka being compared to the Chernobyl disaster

  • C.A.T. 1 year ago

    Stepford Daughter.

  • Tomas LA 1 year ago

    … i thought she was a lookalike actress and it was part of the show—

  • ehla 01 1 year ago

    Incredible but Japan makes better robots everyday!

  • Thierry Mercadier 1 year ago

    God she is all so plastic and no knickers!!!

  • JustGno 1 year ago

    Voted most likely to be an actual robot, 3rd year in a row now lol

  • Evil Lyn 1 year ago

    This is the most I’ve seen of the “speech”, and it’s unsurprisingly inane…I’m glad the school told her to piss off.

  • rebecca gerringer 1 year ago

    How dare she address actual college graduates. She’s not even a real public figure 🤮

  • Indigo Wolf 1 year ago

    Look how she stands there knowing what her father is knowing what their family is and she stands there with that 🙂 but as we know smiling faces tell lies

  • 13molly 13 1 year ago

    Her voice is so creepy. Makes my skin crawl.


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