Pillow Talk With Trump And Hannity

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Published on May 16, 2018

The Late Show obtained exclusive audio of a regularly scheduled phone call the President has almost nightly with his top advisor.

19 comments

  • Luqman Bayusuf 3 months ago

    1 st

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  • New Message 3 months ago

    Well… I won’t be sleeping anytime soon now.

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  • Turbid TG1 3 months ago

    Hannity: You hang up first!
    Trump: No, you hang up first!
    Hannity: Well wasn’t it a great day today?
    Trump: Thank you, yes, I am great. Night!

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 3 months ago

    Maybe some bedtime stories would help …

    The For Jina Monologues (aka Trump’s Chinese Open – Pro Am
    A whole new approach and new hole approach to trade)

    Previously, it was Trump’s position
    To explore his nativist mission
    With solutions internal
    And instincts maternal
    To use barriers was his intuition

    “But let’s help cure ZTE of malaise”
    Said Donald “we will give it some aid
    Forgive my amnesia
    Was it Indonesia
    For golf courses and resorts we’ve been paid?”

    But now he thinks there is nothing finer
    Than making great deals with China
    To make a buck or Yuan
    That the very best plan
    Is “just admit it, open up … you’re for Jina!”

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  • Soymaid 3 months ago

    Sh…shipped?

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  • TheKaiTetley 3 months ago

    Does that mean Trump has to pay Hannity $130,000 hush money?

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  • Sarat Chandran Nair 3 months ago

    They deserve each other…

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  • Kim Jong Fun 3 months ago

    “Let’s do it on Melania’s birthday.” – Trump to Hannity

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  • camelshit 3 months ago

    Sean Trumpitty

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  • Obscure Entertainment 3 months ago

    “Hey Barack!” Oh sorry, wrong talk show.

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  • Ro G 3 months ago

    “Is Ivanka your favorite daughter?”
    “Nailed it!”

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  • New Messsage 3 months ago

    Trump: “I’m a little baby, I need my advisor to read me a bed time story” Melania: “No way, not this again!” *rolls eyes*

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  • New Messsage 3 months ago

    At least he didn’t call Kim Jong Un! – John Bolton’s Moustache

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  • yashiWinchester 3 months ago

    Well done editing team, well done!

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  • RainbowNoodleWarrior 3 months ago

    This sounds like a convo that NPCs would have in a GTA game.

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  • Stein Koffman 3 months ago

    Trump & Hannity = Bert & Ernie

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  • Ry Sun 3 months ago

    The audio would go like this;
    Hannity – slurp, slurp, slurp
    Trump – I bet it’s the biggest you ever had

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  • T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE 3 months ago

    wow, Trump got a Hannity job, ah, er, oh, my that train runs all nite long….

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  • tubularap 3 months ago

    Somebody sacrificed time and nerve-cells to go through recordings of these two bloviators and make this montage, for our entertainment. Thanks.

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