The Late Show obtained exclusive audio of a regularly scheduled phone call the President has almost nightly with his top advisor.
Well… I won’t be sleeping anytime soon now.
Hannity: You hang up first! Trump: No, you hang up first! Hannity: Well wasn’t it a great day today? Trump: Thank you, yes, I am great. Night!
Maybe some bedtime stories would help …
The For Jina Monologues (aka Trump’s Chinese Open – Pro Am A whole new approach and new hole approach to trade)
Previously, it was Trump’s position To explore his nativist mission With solutions internal And instincts maternal To use barriers was his intuition
“But let’s help cure ZTE of malaise” Said Donald “we will give it some aid Forgive my amnesia Was it Indonesia For golf courses and resorts we’ve been paid?”
But now he thinks there is nothing finer Than making great deals with China To make a buck or Yuan That the very best plan Is “just admit it, open up … you’re for Jina!”
Does that mean Trump has to pay Hannity $130,000 hush money?
They deserve each other…
“Let’s do it on Melania’s birthday.” – Trump to Hannity
“Hey Barack!” Oh sorry, wrong talk show.
“Is Ivanka your favorite daughter?” “Nailed it!”
Trump: “I’m a little baby, I need my advisor to read me a bed time story” Melania: “No way, not this again!” *rolls eyes*
At least he didn’t call Kim Jong Un! – John Bolton’s Moustache
Well done editing team, well done!
This sounds like a convo that NPCs would have in a GTA game.
Trump & Hannity = Bert & Ernie
The audio would go like this; Hannity – slurp, slurp, slurp Trump – I bet it’s the biggest you ever had
wow, Trump got a Hannity job, ah, er, oh, my that train runs all nite long….
Somebody sacrificed time and nerve-cells to go through recordings of these two bloviators and make this montage, for our entertainment. Thanks.
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