Pete Lee Stand-Up: Drinking, His Double Chin and Ghosting | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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  • Lowkey.SwaggyLyric 2 months ago

    first like omg

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  • Lee Rush 2 months ago

    I miss good standup!

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  • 🍉Clara🍉 2 months ago

    2nd

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  • tylerbartley86 2 months ago

    I’m early!!

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  • TORULEZ10 2 months ago

    😂😂😂

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  • David Coleman 2 months ago

    Alles sehr schön. Aber zuerst zusammen die Nummern 10 und 1. Eine emprutt.ONLINE Brünette und eine anderee Blondine. Es wäre unfair, wenn ich 4 wählen würde

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  • loveforeignaccents 2 months ago

    Ooosh, couldn’t get through this skit. I couldn’t imagine going to a whole show of his.

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  • akjlm53 2 months ago

    Don’t pay attention to the people making douchbag remarks. You’re funny. You made me laugh out loud and I rarely do. You are clever. Some people can’t do clever. Keep it up.

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  • cutmywings4you 2 months ago

    caption is me this summer

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  • g1native 2 months ago

    Haunt👍

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  • Pappabearlee 2 months ago

    You crushed Pete!
    Killer set!
    Cannot wait to see your show at JPAC in August!

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  • Amber Newbrite 2 months ago

    He keeps sounding like Lola Skumpy (Nick Kroll) from Big Mouth!! 😆Oh my Gawd!!

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  • J L 2 months ago

    hilarious 😂 good set. That last bit was funny and even funnier since it would actually work in real life.

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  • Michael Pipkin 2 months ago

    Ah, man. Aw, man.

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  • Wood Duck 2 months ago

    awesome set. I wish his tour dates were in the description cause I’m sick of googling shit but I’d still like to pay to watch this mutherfucker live.

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  • Ana Nita 2 months ago

    omg I missed Pete!!

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  • Leo Flowers 2 months ago

    “Don’t ghost, smother.” 😂

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  • moreSnacksPlease 2 months ago

    I liked the lead in lines, but “the years from your life aren’t the best ones” bit Dennis Leary did a long time ago… However he never made the logical leap to “I can get those years right now”, so THAT is a good addition. If there’s another way to get from Point A to Point C w/o getting too close to the Leary-“but those are the Depends adult huggable-diaper years!”, this joke would be super solid. Not a bad set though overall, probably needs to be run several thousand more times for muscle-memory, but that’s all part of the fun. I hope to see this guy go places, I enjoy his warmth.

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  • Oregon Zan 2 months ago

    Way to go Pete Lee!!! My favorite comedian

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  • Patty Ford 2 months ago

    𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 $𝟏𝟕𝟑𝟔𝟕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟏𝟖𝟑𝟔𝟕. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟐 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬.𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝.𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰.𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊..
    smile 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.smile
    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Susanelly 2 months ago

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  • Faith Paul 2 months ago

    𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 $𝟏𝟕𝟑𝟔𝟕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 $𝟏𝟖𝟑𝟔𝟕. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟐 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬.𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝.𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰.𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊..
    smile 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.smile
    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Sandra Mills 2 months ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:)

    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • LauraPhillips 2 months ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟏𝟓𝟎 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐛 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 $𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟐𝟑 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 is an 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐲 𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤.

    𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞……===))> W­­w­­w­­.W­­o­­r­­k­­S­­i­­t­­e­­2­­4.C­­o­­m

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  • Megan Dalton 2 months ago

    𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲… 𝐘𝐞𝐬! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐀𝐃𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟓𝟑𝟕 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬.. 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Avy115 2 months ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟏𝟔𝟐/𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟐𝟏 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐛, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 ,

    𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄———->>> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐬𝟏𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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