PETA Forgot To Correct These Anti-Animal Phrases

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Published on December 6, 2018

PETA volunteered alternatives to ‘anti-animal phrases’ like ‘kill two birds with one stone’ and ‘beat a dead horse.’ But they missed a few.

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20 comments

  • Paul Ramos 6 months ago

    PeTA may be pro-animals but they’re definitely anti-plants.

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  • S 6 months ago

    Try it out

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  • Akhil Singh 6 months ago

    Peta is what happens when parents don’t hit their kids.

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 6 months ago

    At least there are still some animals left … for the time being …

    2020 Vision (aka Hindsight is a Wonderful Thing)

    When our great grandchildren ask us
    “Did you not listen to the wise?”
    Will we tell them “all those experts
    were elitists full of lies”

    Will we tell them that “the scientists
    Cared not for you and me
    Their only interest was funding
    Their globalist conspiracy”

    And when asked “what were the ice caps
    And what were polar bears?”
    Will we tell them “they were just a hoax
    Now kneel and say your prayers”

    Then explain that the polar opposite
    Of alt-right facts are “just fake news
    Those who dare dissent are stripped naked
    And forced to live bare – in zoos

    And if asked “were times once better
    And were there honest people brave”
    We will say “now run along my dear
    It’s time you swept your cave”

    What’s an Elephant Daddy?

    “Daddy what’s an Elephant?”
    Asked a young boy to his Dad.
    “Are they things from olden days?
    And were they good or bad?”

    “Don’t be a dumbo Barron”
    Said his dad “We saved them all!
    “By shooting them, and stuffing them,
    They’re mounted on this wall!”

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  • godscop999 6 months ago

    It’s ridiculous but it’s not serious, only to highlight animal rights. They want to change the name of a village called Wool in Dorset, England too, again not serious.

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  • white owl 6 months ago

    I love it when Steven cracks up in the middle of a joke.

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  • sean gleason 6 months ago

    damn that stand up bit was cold ……err…i mean HOT…..wait just ….whatever doesnt offend anyone XD

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  • Cobalt360Degrees 6 months ago

    Oh PETA, you never fail to be a ridiculous, shambling joke.

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  • nirranj prabhu 6 months ago

    Peta are a bunch of thugs. We fought a war against them in India and won the first battle against them! #Jallikattu!

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  • Jennifer Coleman 6 months ago

    Only the extremist throw blood on you. We have extremist in all facts of Life

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  • James Davis-Mann 6 months ago

    Thursday works for me

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  • MrGeekFreek 6 months ago

    What about “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”?

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  • Zach The Celtics Guy 6 months ago

    Proud to be a vegetarian 🙂

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  • Michael Gomez 6 months ago

    Hey Peta can we still abuse trump and his inbreeding family of pigs and supporters?

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  • Philip Guyott 6 months ago

    Save two birds with one home?

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  • New Message 6 months ago

    Instead of saying “What a load of BS”, we can say “What a load of Peta”.

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  • Jacinth Barakenegera 6 months ago

    There’s comedy and then there’s Stephen Tyrone Colbert.

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  • jenpenn22 6 months ago

    Lol! I love when the jokes break him

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  • SAROM KH TV 6 months ago

    good video bro

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  • Patrick McDuff 6 months ago

    Stephen Colbert is the best late night show host

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