PETA volunteered alternatives to ‘anti-animal phrases’ like ‘kill two birds with one stone’ and ‘beat a dead horse.’ But they missed a few.
PeTA may be pro-animals but they’re definitely anti-plants.
Try it out
Peta is what happens when parents don’t hit their kids.
At least there are still some animals left … for the time being …
2020 Vision (aka Hindsight is a Wonderful Thing)
When our great grandchildren ask us “Did you not listen to the wise?” Will we tell them “all those experts were elitists full of lies”
Will we tell them that “the scientists Cared not for you and me Their only interest was funding Their globalist conspiracy”
And when asked “what were the ice caps And what were polar bears?” Will we tell them “they were just a hoax Now kneel and say your prayers”
Then explain that the polar opposite Of alt-right facts are “just fake news Those who dare dissent are stripped naked And forced to live bare – in zoos
And if asked “were times once better And were there honest people brave” We will say “now run along my dear It’s time you swept your cave”
What’s an Elephant Daddy?
“Daddy what’s an Elephant?” Asked a young boy to his Dad. “Are they things from olden days? And were they good or bad?”
“Don’t be a dumbo Barron” Said his dad “We saved them all! “By shooting them, and stuffing them, They’re mounted on this wall!”
It’s ridiculous but it’s not serious, only to highlight animal rights. They want to change the name of a village called Wool in Dorset, England too, again not serious.
I love it when Steven cracks up in the middle of a joke.
damn that stand up bit was cold ……err…i mean HOT…..wait just ….whatever doesnt offend anyone XD
Oh PETA, you never fail to be a ridiculous, shambling joke.
Peta are a bunch of thugs. We fought a war against them in India and won the first battle against them! #Jallikattu!
Only the extremist throw blood on you. We have extremist in all facts of Life
Thursday works for me
What about “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”?
Proud to be a vegetarian 🙂
Hey Peta can we still abuse trump and his inbreeding family of pigs and supporters?
Save two birds with one home?
Instead of saying “What a load of BS”, we can say “What a load of Peta”.
There’s comedy and then there’s Stephen Tyrone Colbert.
Lol! I love when the jokes break him
good video bro
Stephen Colbert is the best late night show host
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