Stephen doesn’t care about the Sexiest Man Alive list at all. Like, not at all. Except for a little bit.
Anyone else getting that music ad with the lady staring at the screen for 30 seconds and the target logo at the end?
wooooohooo I’m early Stephen respond to me
i agree with every word in this video
Stephen is low key gay
I’m not on the list?!?!
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IN NEW LINCOLN AD: *”People ask me why I’m always driving alone. At night. Talkin’ to myself. Well, it’s where I do my thinking. I ponder things like, why have I never tried Toaster Strudel? And why am I not on the Sexiest Man Alive list this year? I mean, I’m still workin’ out every day, still got the looks. As I see it, the only thing that’s changed is, I started drivin’ a Lincoln. Woah. How did I not see this until now? That’s it, I’m gonna ditch this high-rent Ford and get a Lambo. And maybe stop talkin’ to myself and try some Toaster Strudel.”*
Matthew McConaughey is super creepy. That is why he was perfectly cast in Dazed and Confused.
they shud tell Jon Batiste to shut up and stay away from the cameras and mikes…irritating..
Petition for Stephen Colbert to be on the list next year!
But McConaughey is a bit douchey, which detracts from his appeal.
When I saw “McCon-Omission”, My first thought was “Mitch McConnell?”
You know what makes a man sexy? Intelligence, wit and confidence. So, to me, Stephen Colbert is a sexy man. Screw the rest of them. My list of sexy men would be, in no particular order:
Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Bernie Sanders and Patrick Stewart. The rest? Eye candy. But eye candy does not sexy make.
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