People Keep Scattering Human Remains At Disney Parks

Published on October 27, 2018

The Magical Kingdom released this PSA kindly asking guests to refrain from scattering loved ones’ ashes at Disney Parks.

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  • Critikey 2 years ago

    Not clear on if the first news alert is real or not

  • Dweezy 2 years ago

    Sup Colbert

  • A Wee Scots Dog 2 years ago

    Spectacula Dracula Don (aka Counter Factual Don)
    Count Factula woke up one night
    The experience gave him a fright
    For the ghouls and the ghosts
    That haunted him the most
    Were in white sheets and the alt-right

    He said “what do you want from me?
    I’m white as a ghost, can’t you see?”
    They replied “Drop it Don”
    Everybody has gone
    Don said “phew so it’s just you and me?”

    They replied “Yes, so now we can flood
    The whole world with our nativist crud”
    “And can we drain it dry?”
    Came Factula’s reply
    “I’m feeling rather thirsty for blood”

    They told Count Don, that in fact, they had water
    But Factula said “No I ought not’er
    For on contact with fact
    I dissolve just like that”
    It was then they suggested his daughter

    But he sighed as he looked at her neck
    As he wondered if even a peck
    Would seem just a bit wrong
    As he bulged in his thong
    Then he came, to his senses, a wreck

    He said “no that would be a mistake
    You must realise what is at … Trump steak
    Though I’m half dead my heart
    Won’t survive steak – one fart
    Could be too much, the stress it can’t take

    But what really worries him mostly
    (And it isn’t Nancy Pelosi)
    Is the terrible fright
    That he gets if day-light
    Starts to shine, mid-term, in a vote slay.

  • Action Hiro 2 years ago

    Italians call Trump the
    ” The Orange Devil with the little cannoli “

  • New Message 2 years ago

    Just dump them in the ‘It’s a small world’ ride water like Walt did with all the kids bodies when their souls were harvested to inhabit the singing dolls.

  • Kenneth Ho 2 years ago

    Expected Snow White voice, disappointed

  • LispyLeaf 2 years ago

    Thank you so much for the good content friend?

  • Ryan Schwartze 2 years ago

    Sorry, I’m offended by that. I’m Not here to support any political party let alone where personal remains are wanting to be scattered at Walt Disney World, but I am extremely offended by that. I understand Stephen Colbert was trying to be funny on a joke but I am extremely offended by that.

  • Flame Beats 2 years ago

    Looks like Jill Newslady got a summer job.

  • Jeff Harbaugh 2 years ago

    …at least avoid food areas.

  • Soul Cyster Support 2 years ago

    Last year we asked an employee about this and they said there are cameras EVERYWHERE and they always catch people doing this. The worst, they said, is when people dump ashes in water like on pirates of the Caribbean because they have to drain and refill the entire ride.

  • 90socram 2 years ago

    cant we find a middle point?
    like letting the ashes be mixed with the earth of the trees or something?

  • Omni nulla 2 years ago

    whoa, where did that Busch Gardens shade come from.

  • ThE DuCk 2 years ago

    A Davis high school student allegedly baked her grandfather’s ashes into a batch of sugar cookies and gave them to classmates, some of whom were aware they contained human remains before they ate them, authorities said Tuesday.

     A female student at Da Vinci Charter Academy, a public charter high school, brought the cookies to school on Oct. 4 and gave them to at least nine other students, said Davis Police Lt. Paul Doroshov. Some ate the cookies without knowing the extra ingredient and were horrified, he said. Others knew. Asked if the allegation seems credible, Doroshov gave a long sigh. “Yeah.”

    “Everything is just food for something else”
    — TWD

  • No need to worry about my username 2 years ago

    hello ms. jill newslady! you’re my favorite news lady!

  • Dursun Sahin 2 years ago

    i bet the *Saudi Embassy* found this very interesting

  • MomoTheBellyDancer 2 years ago

    It’s fitting, seeing how these parks get visited by the living dead.

  • Michael Connell 2 years ago

    There’s a Thanos joke in here somewhere…?


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