The Magical Kingdom released this PSA kindly asking guests to refrain from scattering loved ones’ ashes at Disney Parks.
Not clear on if the first news alert is real or not
Spectacula Dracula Don (aka Counter Factual Don)
Count Factula woke up one night
The experience gave him a fright
For the ghouls and the ghosts
That haunted him the most
Were in white sheets and the alt-right
He said “what do you want from me?
I’m white as a ghost, can’t you see?”
They replied “Drop it Don”
Everybody has gone
Don said “phew so it’s just you and me?”
They replied “Yes, so now we can flood
The whole world with our nativist crud”
“And can we drain it dry?”
Came Factula’s reply
“I’m feeling rather thirsty for blood”
They told Count Don, that in fact, they had water
But Factula said “No I ought not’er
For on contact with fact
I dissolve just like that”
It was then they suggested his daughter
But he sighed as he looked at her neck
As he wondered if even a peck
Would seem just a bit wrong
As he bulged in his thong
Then he came, to his senses, a wreck
He said “no that would be a mistake
You must realise what is at … Trump steak
Though I’m half dead my heart
Won’t survive steak – one fart
Could be too much, the stress it can’t take
But what really worries him mostly
(And it isn’t Nancy Pelosi)
Is the terrible fright
That he gets if day-light
Starts to shine, mid-term, in a vote slay.
Italians call Trump the
” The Orange Devil with the little cannoli “
Just dump them in the ‘It’s a small world’ ride water like Walt did with all the kids bodies when their souls were harvested to inhabit the singing dolls.
Expected Snow White voice, disappointed
Thank you so much for the good content friend?
Sorry, I’m offended by that. I’m Not here to support any political party let alone where personal remains are wanting to be scattered at Walt Disney World, but I am extremely offended by that. I understand Stephen Colbert was trying to be funny on a joke but I am extremely offended by that.
Looks like Jill Newslady got a summer job.
…at least avoid food areas.
Last year we asked an employee about this and they said there are cameras EVERYWHERE and they always catch people doing this. The worst, they said, is when people dump ashes in water like on pirates of the Caribbean because they have to drain and refill the entire ride.
cant we find a middle point?
like letting the ashes be mixed with the earth of the trees or something?
whoa, where did that Busch Gardens shade come from.
A Davis high school student allegedly baked her grandfather’s ashes into a batch of sugar cookies and gave them to classmates, some of whom were aware they contained human remains before they ate them, authorities said Tuesday.
A female student at Da Vinci Charter Academy, a public charter high school, brought the cookies to school on Oct. 4 and gave them to at least nine other students, said Davis Police Lt. Paul Doroshov. Some ate the cookies without knowing the extra ingredient and were horrified, he said. Others knew. Asked if the allegation seems credible, Doroshov gave a long sigh. “Yeah.”
“Everything is just food for something else”
hello ms. jill newslady! you’re my favorite news lady!
i bet the *Saudi Embassy* found this very interesting
It’s fitting, seeing how these parks get visited by the living dead.
There’s a Thanos joke in here somewhere…?
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