Paul Ryan Retires, Mark Zuckerberg’s Wallet – Monologue

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  • Ind Pol Com 2 months ago

    SECOND !!!! 😀

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  • mapofwhatever 2 months ago

    46th! But that cushion could be comfy for 5h sitting…

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  • Penguin Frenzy 2 months ago

    stole the wallet joke for internet

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  • Josef Brunner 2 months ago

    The rats are leaving the “Trumptanic”.

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  • Rania McConnell 2 months ago

    Zucc’s looking less and less human lol

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    There’s not collusion other than.. y’know.. all the collusion.

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  • Jedd Jong 2 months ago

    Effie, gone but not forgotten

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  • Vilena5 2 months ago

    Loved the *squeak* *squeak* bit.

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  • camelshit 2 months ago

    Zuckerberg has an amorphous look about him, kinda like a cave dwelling salamander.. pale, slippery, googly eyed

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  • Zzyzx Wolfe 2 months ago

    Gotta get out before the deficit hits $1 trillion per year.

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  • ScreenFunFacts 2 months ago

    At this point, Trump should just change his catchphrase “You’re fired!” to “You resign too?”

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  • Jarid Gaming 2 months ago

    Yes Paul Ryan is out! One less rat

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  • Alien OrSutin 2 months ago

    Those cushions aren’t for gaining height, they’re for comfort. I sometimes need to have a 12 hour work session sat at the computer and have a cushion just like that.

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  • Eva Luna 2 months ago

    Ryan’s family doesn’t need thoughts and prayers, they need AR-15s.

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  • Eva Luna 2 months ago

    Sessions doesn’t get a cushion? Another example of the horrible racism the whites suffer in the USA on a daily basis…😄😄😄

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  • valar 2 months ago

    Ryan knew his spine is now so weak that he would be crawling by his next term.

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  • Dante Ferrise 2 months ago

    +Late Night with Seth Meyers WELL THAT WAS FAST!…No introduction just right into the joke from the title of the video. I’M NOT COMPLAINING I KIND OF ENJOY IT, ALTHOUGH I DO ENJOY GETTING MORE CONTENT ESPECIALLY IF THE JOKES ARE FUNNY BUTTT SOMETIMES THE INTRODUCTION TO THE STOFY FROM THE TITLE OF A VIDEO FROM INTERVIEWS ORRR WHEN IT IS JUST SETH’S SOLO MATERIAL FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW THE INTRODUCTION TO THE STORIES, JOKES, OR MOMENT LISTED IN THE TITLE MAY BE A BIT LONG AT TIMES…..IT IS RARE THAT HAPPENS BUT I JUST HAD TO COMMENT ON IT TO LET YOU NOW I ENJOY THIS FORM OF EDITING IN THIS VIDEO…”.RIGHT TO THE POINTS MENTIONED IN THE TITLE”!

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  • Robert Rodgers 2 months ago

    Paul Ryan is pure scum!

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  • dETROITfUNK 2 months ago

    Paul Ryan is really Ellen DeGeneres thinkaboutit. You never see them in the same place at the same time.

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