Patton Oswalt on Halloween, Being Terrified of Ouija Boards & His New Comic Series

Published on November 1, 2022

Patton comes out dressed as Patton-ton Bear, and he talks about Halloween when he was a kid, his comic series called “Minor Threats,” his new Netflix special “We All Scream” and why he is absolutely terrified of Ouija Boards.


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  • Robert Duster 5 months ago

    More people touching the candy bowl, the more germs

  • Haunted History Seattle 5 months ago

    I really hope they’re joking about their beliefs regarding Oujia boards. Literally the only reason people started thinking they’re “evil” is because of the Exorcist” movie in the early 70s. That’s it. There’s a perfectly logical and scientific explanation for how the planchette moves and it has absolutely nothing to do with spirits or demons.

  • Andy McGuire 5 months ago

    Paddington Bear is the greatest! Shame so many still haven’t seen those movies.

  • Franco Benevento 5 months ago

    “It’s a jungle out there, and you either get strong or die.”
    – Patton Oswalt

  • Em Pathy 5 months ago

    “…the epic swampass going on…” LOL 😂

  • Chup Smith 5 months ago

    From the way Oswalt feels about Ouija Boards, I’m willing to bet his Parents or Grandparents were some branch of Fundamentalist Christianity 😏

  • Charles Young 5 months ago

    This show is horrible..I can see why Greg Gutfeld is the king of late night.Greg is actually funny

  • Kevin Coulter 5 months ago

    Should of said he was…sadington bear

  • Russel Beery 5 months ago

    Calvin’s law of the jungle re ” if I’m stronger than you are, “you are my prey” just a bunch of people born into riches that fear for loss of the “status quo ” effing pricks

  • Meta Dass 5 months ago

    No matter what question we asked, ours kept going to the corner that had the picture of a spook behind the seer in front of her crystal ball

  • Derek Reuter 5 months ago

    Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Kimmel Live have not paid for services received. Ancestors are displeased this Halloween, they too are haunted by their immoral actions. Pissing off a troll is one thing, but…

  • Justin Lee Javier Shivley 5 months ago

    Lol Smokey Bear

  • Mozart1220 5 months ago

    I have news for Patton. As the Father of a daughter I can say with authority that a 13 year old girl IS a “demonic presence” in the house. You have about 8 years…lock her in the basement, push her food to her with a stick, and good luck. LOL

  • ntblood 5 months ago

    Hobo Paddington Bear

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  • teeveeparty 5 months ago

    I feel like they came up with the bear theme for this one gag!

  • Pamela Timmins 5 months ago

    I didn’t get a single trick or treater this year; four bags of candy sitting in a bowl. Maybe next year. I am glad 13 yr olds are still trick or treating. Fun times.

    My mom and aunt always took out the Quigee (sic) Board; always freaked me out.

    You two are so funny.

  • Pale Blue Geek 5 months ago

    bear quotes… HAHAHAHA

  • Macky Mintle 5 months ago

    I hope Patton is kidding about his fear of “demons”.

  • William Jones 5 months ago

    Hey, Paddington Bear was the last stuffed animal to have tea with Queen Elizabeth. Check his hat for Marmalade sandwiches.


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