Patton comes out dressed as Patton-ton Bear, and he talks about Halloween when he was a kid, his comic series called “Minor Threats,” his new Netflix special “We All Scream” and why he is absolutely terrified of Ouija Boards.
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Patton comes out dressed as Patton-ton Bear, and he talks about Halloween when he was a kid, his comic series called “Minor Threats,” his new Netflix special “We All Scream” and why he is absolutely terrified of Ouija Boards.
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More people touching the candy bowl, the more germs
ReplyI really hope they’re joking about their beliefs regarding Oujia boards. Literally the only reason people started thinking they’re “evil” is because of the Exorcist” movie in the early 70s. That’s it. There’s a perfectly logical and scientific explanation for how the planchette moves and it has absolutely nothing to do with spirits or demons.
ReplyPaddington Bear is the greatest! Shame so many still haven’t seen those movies.
Reply“It’s a jungle out there, and you either get strong or die.”
Reply– Patton Oswalt
This show is horrible..I can see why Greg Gutfeld is the king of late night.Greg is actually funny
ReplyShould of said he was…sadington bear
ReplyCalvin’s law of the jungle re ” if I’m stronger than you are, “you are my prey” just a bunch of people born into riches that fear for loss of the “status quo ” effing pricks
Reply8:00
ReplyNo matter what question we asked, ours kept going to the corner that had the picture of a spook behind the seer in front of her crystal ball
Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Kimmel Live have not paid for services received. Ancestors are displeased this Halloween, they too are haunted by their immoral actions. Pissing off a troll is one thing, but…
ReplyLol Smokey Bear
ReplyI have news for Patton. As the Father of a daughter I can say with authority that a 13 year old girl IS a “demonic presence” in the house. You have about 8 years…lock her in the basement, push her food to her with a stick, and good luck. LOL
ReplyHobo Paddington Bear
Replybadass
ReplyI feel like they came up with the bear theme for this one gag!
ReplyI didn’t get a single trick or treater this year; four bags of candy sitting in a bowl. Maybe next year. I am glad 13 yr olds are still trick or treating. Fun times.
My mom and aunt always took out the Quigee (sic) Board; always freaked me out.
You two are so funny.
Replybear quotes… HAHAHAHA
ReplyHey, Paddington Bear was the last stuffed animal to have tea with Queen Elizabeth. Check his hat for Marmalade sandwiches.
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