Papple Presents: A New Way To Pray

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Published on October 23, 2021

From your fingers to God’s DM’s. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 month ago

    Maybe from this app, God will send the 3rd commandment tablet with the last 5 commandments Moses dropped.

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  • Space Force Commander 1 month ago

    The less face-to-face interaction between priests and people (especially children), the better!

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  • Dribrom Sunrock 1 month ago

    If you don’t pray from your heart God will not hear your prayers… Just resisting prayers automatically, using prayer beads or what ever else you can do to not genuinely pray, God will ignore.

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  • Comment 200 1 month ago

    Reminds me of what Cardinal Dolan said Oct 2020:
    “Pray to that mysterious invisible power that’s all around us that ties us to everything in God’s creation. I’m not talking the holly spirit, I mean the WIFI.”

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  • justrosy5 1 month ago

    Proof that there is no God. Or gods. Or godesses. Just Hollywood and Broadway, and all the Teachers, Creators and Thinkers of the world. If there is anyone out there, they are no God. They may or may not be aware of humanity, but if they had anything to do with our being here, they made a collasal mistake. Clearly, there is no God. Humanity is living proof of this.

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  • YT is f'ing garbage now! 1 month ago

    Now THIS was funny. (Watching as an atheist) 👍

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  • New Message 1 month ago

    That God fella just can’t manage his money, can he? Always needs a few bucks to tide him over.

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  • Lyndon Dy Seno 1 month ago

    This made me lol

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  • Willow Slough DX 1 month ago

    The Catholic lite version is EPiskapple v.80 proof. It’s lets you do everything Papple won’t allow and the Bishops are Queens.

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  • Merla Karla 1 month ago

    j5uwi4
    #von.ong

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  • Doc Robinson 1 month ago

    Too bad Colbert, who pretends to be a devote Christian, can’t show up for work or do write his own comedy. Too busy boozing it up.

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  • Dale Drew 1 month ago

    Here we go again with “The Invisible Sky Magician” It’s just another business

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  • Marc Kloosterman 1 month ago

    👍🏼 Brian Stack

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  • Flower Kisses 1 month ago

    Funny 😋

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  • jonas 1 month ago

    o.k. , no way that priest is actually celibatary – and neither are any of his boyfriends .

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  • Raymond Luxury-Yacht 1 month ago

    So prayers are going to work now? ROFLMAO

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  • oposkainaxei 1 month ago

    LOVE BRIAN! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  • LuraGuzman 1 month ago

    𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟖𝟓 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐨… 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞… 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮… 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝…𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Luara 1 month ago

    𝐌𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬. 𝐎𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐬.

    𝐈𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫…… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐅𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐩𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • dapidi 1 month ago

    𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟖𝟓 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐨… 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞… 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮… 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝…𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.Smartcash1.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • HollyBillups 1 month ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞…….. 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • LIRAFA 1 month ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠…… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • GeorgiaAshmore 1 month ago

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    ★𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 (𝟏𝟐𝟑$ / 𝐡𝐫 ) 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 $𝟑𝟎𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄, 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐎𝐁. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈…𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭…
    ══════𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄► 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Melissa 1 month ago

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    ★𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 (90$ / 𝐡𝐫 ) 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 $𝟑𝟎𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄, 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐎𝐁. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈…𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥…══════ W­w­w.N­e­t­C­a­s­h­1.­C­o­m

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