Things got greasy as Democrats and Republicans sparred through the weekend over a deal to end the government shutdown.
Monologue Order: 1. New York Chuck Meets The Big Cheese 2. Trump Forced To Skip His Own Anniversary Party
“Im the best deal maker of all time. I make deals. That’s what I do. I’m a deal maker. I’ve made hundreds and hundreds of deals, believe me. If you can’t make a deal with a politician, then you’re bad. But I’m tremendously, humongously good. Believe me. Like big water, ocean water. MAGA!”
Never trust McConnell. That turtle has snake blood.
You might forget about Stormy Daniels…
But my search history won’t.
No one is better at shutting down government than me, that I can tell you, I am like a very stable genius, believe me! – Dotard
Can we use the word “pathetic” now?
A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak. – Donald Trump, 2013
I blame Chuck Schumer, I blame Nancy Pelosi, it’s all democrats’ fault! – Donald Trump, 2018
It’s “touch and go”. In other words, Trump.
Sleeping with the enemy is a huge no no
Democrats need a better leader
Trump said he’d sign a bipartisan bill to prevent the shutdown and was given one. But due to his incompetence he rejected it and then had his infamous “shithole” rant.
Trump also said in 2013 that the president should take responsibility if a shutdown occurred under their watch. But now that Trump is president he refuses to take responsibility for the shutdown but that’s expected from a hypocrite like Trump.
I thought for sure this was somehow going to be about Trump being in a Chuck E. Cheese…
*tHaNkS fOr WaTcHiNg mY yOuTuBe ViDeO*
It’s a shame they didn’t mention it was McConnell who raised the objection to paying the military during the shutdown. Since the republicans want to deport criminals, when will they deport Gorka and the entire trump family?
If you don’t think those kind of adverts and that phone message is a direct attack on and already fragile democracy, then you’ve got to look a bit harder. Ps: Democracy isn’t some scary think democrats have come up with, although I assume a bipartisan bill to keep democracy running would probably get thrown out by the president. JOBS!
If you don’t think those kind of adverts and that phone message is a direct attack on an already fragile democracy, then you’ve got to look a bit harder. Ps: Democracy isn’t some scary think democrats have come up with, although I assume a bipartisan bill to keep democracy running would probably get thrown out by the president. JOBS!
Trump gave the democrats NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING. Ha ha ! #MAGA
The republicans blame the democrats so often, they are basically begging for them to take over the white house.
Trump’s version of ‘deal making’ is ‘you give me everything, and I give you nothing’. The master ‘deal maker’ doesn’t actually understand what the word ‘deal’ means. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘Collusion’ either, though.. so..
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