New Rule: Port Reform | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Published on March 14, 2020

In his editorial New Rule, Bill calls for and end to cruise ships and the environmental and gastrointestinal destruction they wreak.

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  • Beatle Stories 4 months ago

    One thing good about the Trump presidency is your comedians. Never realized just how good Bill, Seth, and Colbert were.

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  • Atysh Alavy 4 months ago

    Cruises are fucking disgusting

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  • James Harris 4 months ago

    Bill if we can get a bunch of Republican idiots all packed together on a cruise ship infested with Corona virus out in the middle of the ocean then that’s plus.

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  • PlacidDragon 4 months ago

    3:49 You mean where Epstein didn’t kill himself Bill ? 🙂

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 4 months ago

    I can’t wait for hotels on wings

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  • New Message 4 months ago

    Cruise ships are what happens when someone wonders “What if everyone could live like a Roman Emperor for 2 weeks… With authentic Roman era sanitation practices!”

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  • Ian Mabry 4 months ago

    Wow, 1st real time clip I’ve disliked. I agree that the corporate expansion and employment practices on cruise ships is beyond sketchy, but to paint hard working people relaxing vacation as some sort of societal problem in is silly.

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  • BSING 2U 4 months ago

    My best vacay was a cruise.

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  • Chris Andersen 4 months ago

    See! Social distancing is not that hard. I see this, I wanna stay away.

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  • EF5Tornado 4 months ago

    Oh? Time to ban all mass public gatherings then. If cruise ships become illegal, time for you to lose something too. You won’t be allowed to do anything other than order online, work from home and be a shut-in neet for the rest of your life. What a joy. Oh and your show, Bill, is now illegal in its current form. Guess you’ll be needing a piped in audience soundtrack from now on while you film from your “studio” at home.

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  • Mark Youneva 4 months ago

    You lost me at the surfing at the end cause um…SHARKS!!

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  • silverpairaducks 4 months ago

    Ports an distribution centers. I was a technician and trust me that would be your touchpoint.

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  • Ameya Gokhale 4 months ago

    People are complaining about it’s a vacation and it’s elitism to say it’s bad… Yo idiots! Look at how much it pollutes and how easy it is to catch something on a floating Petri dish! Nothing about the gross air and water pollution it causes? Or the living conditions of crew members?

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  • José Arturo Garza 4 months ago

    _cough_ 😷🖖 *The **-Love-** Corona Boat* 🗣️🚢 https://youtu.be/m_wFEB4Oxlo

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  • Chef-anie holtzzz 4 months ago

    Yes the Viking

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  • Mark Stevens II 4 months ago

    There’s no quick escape if the ship catches fire.

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  • pete gerow 4 months ago

    I like how his producers are cheering and laughing…..AM just sitting here and be like dude you wrote the sh*t kkkkkkk

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  • Tom D. 4 months ago

    Agree to disagree. That’s all I’ll say about this video. 🙄

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  • Ichijo Festival 4 months ago

    Only reason I’d ride on one of these floating shit stacks is if I needed to kill someone. Literally.
    These ships aren’t bound by US law, or much of any law really, the crews are regularly staffed by criminals, and investigations are shoddy at best. Someone tries to take you a cruise by force, chop off a leg and go limp. If they actually get you on board, game over.

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  • eec 4 months ago

    Cruise ships are way more overrated than blimps.

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  • Vans Park 3 months ago

    I love you Bill 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

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  • oxideman1 3 months ago

    talk about the overpopulation in africa Bill…. real climate problem… the planet cant take more people

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  • Derek Fung 2 months ago

    Racist

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  • Ursirius 2 months ago

    The cruise ship is the microcosm of society. Too many people, too much shit, and once let loose bacteria and virus’s will run rampant.

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  • Grey Jay 2 months ago

    Yes! Ban those floating slums. Bar Harbor has told the cruise industry that it is not welcome this year, due to the coronavirus. Let’s hope the town council makes the excommunication permanent. Nothing more depressing than seeing a collection of floating whorehouses waddling around Frenchman Bay, belching smoke, and vomiting up tourists to clog the town, and buy Chinese junk in local stores.

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  • QuestionReality 2 months ago

    who cares man, less laws the better. fuck the police.

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  • J Francis Heckler 2 months ago

    America is a fascist swimming pool in a totalitarian world, man. Take your dumb dreams and shove ’em. ‘Know what I mean, “subliminal ads?” I’ve already seen the pyramids. I don’t need your Francis Drake’s Cakes! I don’t need your bogus cross! Do the math, try a condom, and rub it with margarine!

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  • Cville Cane 2 months ago

    To me, ‘cruising” on one of the newer Princess Cruise ships is a poor man’s insight into the life of the super rich. It’s an illusion of course: The proof of that is you have to remain oblivious to the downside risks that comes with your choice of living in a petri dish and with your complicity in a system that wrecks damage in its wake. The investors in cruise ships hope to profit off your money in ways that the law of the sea allows. I saw two retired cruise ships on Netflix: They were moored in the Ozarks of all places. I’m not buying a ticket, but I’m sure there are enough people that given the opportunity will gladly part with their money to keep these cruise lines afloat.

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  • Sandra R 1 month ago

    Yeah, Bill… Even though I tend to agree with you, this one hit home for me because I work on cruise ships for a while now. I’m not coming from a prosperous country and without that industry I would be unemployed. Like any job or industry it definitely has some downsides but working there isn’t that bad, not to mention that so many people are able to feed their families because of it. It’s not all black and white.

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  • Guinness 1 month ago

    Who knew that 2 months later 100.000 Americans would be dead. It’s absolutely incomprehensible

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  • wtf_ usa 1 month ago

    YESSSSSS BILL!!!
    👍👏👍👏👍👏👍

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  • Stef K 1 month ago

    99% of the people who hate cruise ships have never even sailed on one before

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  • James Burig 4 weeks ago

    If you want to torture me, just put me on a cruise ship.

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  • Rich Mann 4 weeks ago

    3:56 – Crew quarters on a CS are worse than that… Like a small room of several 3 and 4 bunk bunk beds and one foot locker for ALL bunkers!

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  • Fabiano Barreto 3 weeks ago

    I agree 100 per cent, never been to one and never will.

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  • whyistomatoafruit 3 weeks ago

    Cruises are the Wal-Mart of vacations.

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  • BunzeeBear 2 weeks ago

    6000 people. I want to get away from the rat race, not have it join me.

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  • MRGD80 1 week ago

    Having seen these Cruise Ships anchored next to the ancient cities on the Adriatic, I can fully understand the Death Star analogy.

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  • J Francis Heckler 6 days ago

    Come down here, with the drug-free, the mental, the skinny, the disabled, and the rejected, it’s real easy. We turn pennies into gold and live on the prince’s books. We have nothing but time and pillows. We groom all day and eat for free. C’mon, c’mon. We want to welcome you to munchkin land. It’s Plato’s Republic, a Pythagorean dream, it’s Henry Agrippa and all sorts of golden things!!!! It’s Egypt, the cross, all rolled into One, its heaven on earth and filled with gum!!! We bake onions and eat bacon, and have fresh free milk, we buy up jewelry and make rings and live with silk!!!

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