Nevada Is Out Of Weed And It’s A State-Sanctioned Emergency

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Published on July 15, 2017

The average emergencies requires a call to 911. The appropriate number for Nevada’s state of emergency, on the other hand, is closer to 420.

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16 comments

  • Aidan K 2 years ago

    First

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  • Underweight Sumo 2 years ago

    Best weed in Vegas is at ShowGrow. Such high quality.

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  • Bria Penn 2 years ago

    “I’m vegan right now.”
    ” *You go to hell!* ”
    😂😂😂

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  • AKmanKA 2 years ago

    Shit I know a guy that could help them out.

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  • marya _ 2 years ago

    *He Is Risen.*

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  • Luke Guilfoyle 2 years ago

    colbert for president

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  • marya _ 2 years ago

    Again. Stephen is a proper example that you can be a person of faith and joke about your faith as well.

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  • Psyché Roadtrip 2 years ago

    State of emergency because they won’t have enough for cancer patients.

    Details… Colbert.

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  • Darth Revan 2 years ago

    It is clear that it is an emergency if a state is running out of weed, simply due to the fact that you can not handle the news at the moment without being high als fuck

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  • Bella Cobbs 2 years ago

    Where’s Snoop at?

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  • Heath McCasland 2 years ago

    Texas needs to fucking legalize weed. Fuck these politicians who think it’s okay to ban a natural plant.

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  • Ebony Hagans-Greene 2 years ago

    Wow, that’s a lot of initial income for those Nevada dispensaries.

    Seems like they really *_weeded_* out their target demographic.

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  • Kay D 2 years ago

    without weed how will people cope with trump being president?

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  • Jason Bean 2 years ago

    Jesus, I was visiting an acquaintance a few nights ago and he insisted I eat a brownie.. it didn’t taste of weed, but I nearly passed out.. his dogs had to comfort me.. maybe it was some of that Nevada weed?

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  • Matthew Naylor 2 years ago

    As a Nevadan I take great offense to the beginning. I have the right to smoke weed with my hookers while playing the fucking game of thrones machine. And yes, it is an emergency, a HUGE emergency if me and my fellow brothers of sex and gambling can’t get high legally. ( I don’t mean any of this, so don’t start yelling at me about your fucking beliefs)

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  • MBA2804 2 years ago

    Hit 2 a couple of times. Thank me later for the minutes of entertainment

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