National Microwave Oven Day, Time Magazine’s Person of the Year – Monologue

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  • Christian Schoff 12 months ago

    LOL. Slurs.

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  • TheCstar07 12 months ago

    I love it when Seth defends the really bad jokes

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  • manny campos 12 months ago

    Seth why you hate trump?

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  • Carmela G Yaakova 12 months ago

    4

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  • Amy Agee 12 months ago

    Trump kinda sounded like he was on a bunch of cocaine…

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  • Taylor Craig Newbold 12 months ago

    United Shhtates.

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  • warpedjaffas1 12 months ago

    Too much go-go juice and Trump’s rushing, sucking air, rambling, overly effusive. Meth head.

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  • New Message 12 months ago

    I imagine that the slurring is just the Manchurian chip shorting out.

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  • The Narrator 12 months ago

    I enjoyed the earmuff joke just a little too much.

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  • summs1000 12 months ago

    hes on meds uppers and downers and has dry mouth

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  • Tree-hugger Sans-cœur 12 months ago

    The United Shits he said?

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  • 7seven21 12 months ago

    Thats his old man coke meds aftershock! 2hrs without and… life gets complicated! Words.. sentences…. nah…. another jugular evangelical or mormon hit and he’s good to go! Aka meth….cause those states really represent!

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  • Brandon Best 12 months ago

    Trump: “God bless the United Shates!”

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  • deepblue64 12 months ago

    Trump is senil… or the batteries in his back went low…

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  • Marisol Pinney 12 months ago

    TRUMP IS HAVING MINI STROKE SYMPTOMS!! HIS BRAIN IS MUSHY.

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  • summs1000 12 months ago

    al franken poor guy, ok he was in Hollywood with the worst of the worst and an unwarranted kiss is very bad and getting worse daily, now if more comes out well hmm that’s life, now if nothing else comes out let me tell you about him,
    p235″Thats what HQ thought . But they sent’em out again with a freshly minted shavetail from the point. This time they were back in twenty min, again without their officer.”” tweny minutes , that doesn’t sound right”Kerry nodded.” according to Gingrich and Limbaugh, he stepped on a mine. gramm said he fell into a pongee stick trap and died of an infection. But the fishiest story of all came from private George Will” “George will, you mean stoner?” gore asked” I know stoner. I bought a bag of killer sticky icky from him””yeah same guy. he said the shavetail was eaten by a tiger”
    gore was putting it all together” so these chickenshits were fragging there own squad leaders.
    lidsay graham, George will newt Gingrich and rush Limbaugh need to be charged with murder
    …..clarence Thomas deserted the deserters
    all republicans that look like sociopaths
    al if this is real we need you

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  • NotMy RealName 12 months ago

    Hey Seth…. Steven Colbert has totally stolen your impersonation of Trump. He does it exactly like you. It’s like when everyone copied Dana Carvey when trying to impersonate past Presidents. You are the new innovative leader !!

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  • SilkSatin Paradise 12 months ago

    You microwave things, refrigerate things, toast things, but you don’t oven things.

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