The American people, who have been bombarded by bad news over the past year, were delighted by the thrilling images beamed back from Mars this week as NASA’s Perseverance rover made a successful landing on the Red Planet. #Colbert #Impeachment #Monologue
Delivery food arrives at the Senate…”And who ordered the KKKFC? Sen. Hawley, I believe you raised your fist?”….
ReplyWas that the old sonic cheat? I also remember Up, C, Down, C, Left, C, Right C, A & Start, Im 36 now & can still remember them. wow. Thks Steven.
ReplyOpen theaters, but screw the workers. That sounds about right.
ReplyYou gotta admire Merrick Garland for going through the whole senate nomination process all to get a job that pays less than his current job!
US Circuit court judge salary: 209,000
ReplyUS Cabinet member salary: 196,700
as wonderful as it is that the numbers are going down, it’s frightening how short a time it took from Biden taken over, it really shows the incompetence of the last adminstration
Reply8:55 Reminds me of this one anime meme I saw that said, “The pandemic is just a filler arc. Now that the manga has caught up, we will soon go back to the World War III arc.”
ReplyGoogle “what was the name of Patton’s dog”.. and that is why I say fu*k Patton
ReplyI agree that third world countries deserve a fair share of the vaccines…. Give Texas the vaccine first!
ReplyWHAT! Somebody believing in science having something to celebrate about? Trump IS gone.
ReplyFirst Martian asks Second Martian …. ” Did you order something from Amazon ? “
ReplyZoroastrianism were who the Jewish got the concept of monotheism from.
ReplyThere was also a period of ancient Egypt that was monotheistic. Both pre-dated Judaism.
I really love S.C. and his writers, but the fake speech thing has to go.
ReplyThat one black friend’s really coming in handy these days…
ReplyBillie shitish
ReplyCUOMOSEXUALS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyThanks Donald!!! 500,000 + deaths… We couldn,t have done it without ya!
ReplyJesus, aced it again, right on Boo
ReplyWhile the US is flooding with good news, weak leadership in Germany causes a reality that gets grimmer by the day.😔
ReplyIf Republicans were in control of NASA the rover would have been coal powered.
ReplyAshes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junkie strung in Heaven high hitting and all…. time.. low.
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