Russian-controlled areas of Ukraine hold a forced referendum on whether they want to join Russia, traffic jams are back to pre-pandemic levels, NASA makes a successful collision with an asteroid, researchers discover pills dissolve quicker by lying on your right side, and Donald Trump is back on the Forbes 400 list. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
Anything less than a 7 day week means the Earth is flat.
ReplyI know we slammed a module into the moon with rather unforeseen results, but yeah this whole slamming a rocket into this poor little ol asteroid just seems to have a cognitive dissonance, butterfly effect kind of thing to it. Bullying it off its natural trajectory
ReplyRussia: *points gun* “you vote yes… yes?”
ReplyMy only question is, what if they mess around up there and send that asteroid hurtling toward Earth? Also, the dinosaurs killed me!
Reply343 = triple 7s
I was kinda hoping you’d mention that
ReplyCheck One
[ ] Join glorious mother Russia
Reply[ } Please bill my family for the cost of the bullet
I dont like them tampering with astroids, modifying on this planet, or creating things in labs to inject into human viruses. I really dont think they should be altering anything when they cannot bring forth foundational design for this species to call itself an “advanced” civilization.
ReplyPutin lost the war in the first week. Now he is wasting lives trying to claim dirt.
Reply(The three percent that voted no? Badass Ukrainian matrons with sunflower seeds)
Stalin created a 5 day week.
ReplyDecimal Carlander NOW!
Reply#DCN
I wish I lived in such a world where you work 3 rest 2 regardless of what day of the week it is
ReplyHey Trevor holler at me if You want dart swag. I was there at jhu apl
ReplyForget ur so. African accent. Talk only like trump. You will be a star !
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