NASA Hits Asteroid & Illegal Russian Referendum Held in Ukraine | The Daily Show

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Published on September 27, 2022

Russian-controlled areas of Ukraine hold a forced referendum on whether they want to join Russia, traffic jams are back to pre-pandemic levels, NASA makes a successful collision with an asteroid, researchers discover pills dissolve quicker by lying on your right side, and Donald Trump is back on the Forbes 400 list. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah

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21 comments

  • Bar with No Name 2 months ago

    trevor the lightning Mcqueen tire guy😀😀😀

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  • Monorail425 2 months ago

    Anything less than a 7 day week means the Earth is flat.

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  • Edward Delgado 2 months ago

    I know we slammed a module into the moon with rather unforeseen results, but yeah this whole slamming a rocket into this poor little ol asteroid just seems to have a cognitive dissonance, butterfly effect kind of thing to it. Bullying it off its natural trajectory

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  • mikeiswhite3 2 months ago

    Russia: *points gun* “you vote yes… yes?”

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  • Courage Karnga 2 months ago

    My only question is, what if they mess around up there and send that asteroid hurtling toward Earth? Also, the dinosaurs killed me!

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  • Mick , yet another one 2 months ago

    343 = triple 7s

    I was kinda hoping you’d mention that

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  • James Montigny 2 months ago

    Check One

    [ ] Join glorious mother Russia
    [ } Please bill my family for the cost of the bullet

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  • Divergence Ra 2 months ago

    I dont like them tampering with astroids, modifying on this planet, or creating things in labs to inject into human viruses. I really dont think they should be altering anything when they cannot bring forth foundational design for this species to call itself an “advanced” civilization.

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  • Genghis T 2 months ago

    Putin lost the war in the first week. Now he is wasting lives trying to claim dirt.
    (The three percent that voted no? Badass Ukrainian matrons with sunflower seeds)

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  • Sean bou 2 months ago

    🤣💖🌹

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  • Leanne Vande Kew 2 months ago

    Stalin created a 5 day week.

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  • Rickedy Raw 2 months ago

    That’s crazy

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  • Jeff Edmonds 2 months ago

    Even with the current dip in Crypto currency, l’m still glad I can smile 😊 back at my portfolio of $64,500 built from my trade, I am having my fourth withdrawal in 21 business days.

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  • Martin T 2 months ago

    Decimal Carlander NOW!
    #DCN

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  • afterrain 2 months ago

    I wish I lived in such a world where you work 3 rest 2 regardless of what day of the week it is

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  • sebastian ruiz 2 months ago

    Hey Trevor holler at me if You want dart swag. I was there at jhu apl

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  • Neg Gar 2 months ago

    I’m excuse me Trevor Noah he said Russia was at war with Ukraine for seven months did you forget what happened in 2014 the war has been ongoing since then it wasn’t till recently we started caring because they got closer to Kiev and the president of Ukraine you should remember you have videos back then talking about this it’s embarrassing how everybody just forgot that the war is been going on so long because the media has only been picking it up for the past7 to 8 months now

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  • mind fornication 2 months ago

    Forget ur so. African accent. Talk only like trump. You will be a star !

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  • Humble Driver 2 months ago

    A Tribute to Ukraine 

    The Fight

    Where were you 
    when the walls came crumbling down.
    Fearing for our lives
    In our home towns.

    Where children once played 
    Laughter was everywhere
    We now find graves 
    Seems like only…we care.

    But now,
    We’re standing side by side 
    Defending arm in arm
    Praying for our lives.

    And now,
    We’re standing toe to toe
    Fighting hand to hand
    Dying for our nation’s soul.

    Instrumental 🎶 

    If we lose.
    If this was our last fight.
    I promise you
    We didn’t run and hide.

    Only one way to live
    Head high and full of pride
    What we would give
    Our blood and tears we cried.

    But now,
    We’re standing side by side 
    Defending arm in arm
    Praying for our lives.

    And now,
    We’re standing toe to toe
    Fighting hand to hand
    Dying for our nation’s soul.

    Instrumental 🎶 

    A burst of lightning 
    coming from the morning sky
    confuses all 
    We will not run and hide.

    But now,
    We’re standing side by side 
    Defending arm in arm
    Praying for our lives.

    And now,
    We’re standing toe to toe
    Fighting hand to hand
    Dying for our nation’s…..

    And then,
    There’s one thing that remains.
    Fight until the death 
    Fight for our Ukraine. 

    But now, 
    Our prayers were not met
    By those who stood by
    By those who would forget. .

    By Humble Driver

    thank you for reading humble poem ❤️ 🙏 and if you are interested in song please go to Humble Driver YouTube

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