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A Bengal Tiger in Houston is still on the loose and things got weirder, several shows are coming back to Broadway, New Yorkers will soon be able to get vaccinated at subway and train stations, North Korea claims that they have had zero instances of COVID, Jeff Bezos is busy building a $500 million super-yacht, Caitlyn Jenner is polling at 6% and she revealed that she didn’t vote in the 2020 election, Pillow Man Mike Lindell has come out of hiding for a much-hyped rally in South Dakota, and Jimmy surprises a couple who went viral for a song he made up about washing his butt with menthol soap (with help from the band Dawes!)
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Houston, we have a problem…
Replywith tigers…
My Pillow Mike, Woo Hoo!!! 👍
ReplyAstral World – Demons, do you pay tribute? You get a bomb, dying diodes explode, a slave forever, the developer does not forgive because of such rules. You are the Lamb among the Wolves, you know the end of history? what are you doing at all? demons in the imagination are disturbed, creating false dreams, thoughts, feelings. Go out from there, faster! There is a technique to cure any disease. Good jobs, having a woman, dream, music, laughter, adrenaline, crying, love all works. always be happy. must feel, fantasize that you Boss beats with the Gods, remember nostalgia. A high dose of energy, when there are always shivers, means that you are healing. exercise and do yoga. You lose energy – medicine, vaccines – devil’s poison. falling into the pit, think of how to get out. Stressful, scared or eating from 6 to 5 in the morning, they stealing of Endorphins oxatacins without their people dying. scream in the forest, sing, play the game – the accumulated anger causes malignant tumors. Using electronics, while watching TV, energy is pumped out. Metal detectors explode the body. Buy animal products you order death, animal and human death equal. Reincarnation – being bad here, you will not be born here, others will live and enjoy kef life. When you close your eyes, you can move a little man, if don’t see , they control you. Do not believe? 2 weeks on a diet, without animals products you will find out the truth of the claims in dreams, if you not gonna check, did not find out. Do you call yourself a loving father? Do childrens know? Do you respect other Fathers? How animals, Fathers? You are light – they are darkness, what do you not understand? The water from the tap is poisoned. Spread this message, you will receive gifts from the Creator.
ReplyYour the best jimmy. Your better then the national news.
Replyi sure hope this will be a nice break from the Israel/p biased coverage. please jimmy, for me.
ReplyJIMMMMMAAAYYY
ReplyThank you Mr. Mike for fighting to save our Christian values and thank you for supporting pres. Trump.🙄🤦🏽♀️
ReplyI like Jimmy.
ReplyI’m so early I still have my foreskin! Thanks Jimmy!
ReplyJimmy you are AWSOME!!!
ReplyOmg the mugshot lmao. 😁
ReplyGood morning 🥺
ReplySoooo does Mike Lindell still on crack then?
ReplyThere are literally thousands of tigers in Texas. There are actually more tigers in Texas than in the wild.
ReplyLove Jimmy Kimmel
ReplyThat crap might fly with Dumpsters but Americans who value our Constitution see it for the 🐂💩 it is.
ReplyThat poor tiger
ReplyThanks for looking at me.
ReplyFirst
ReplyI live in Houston and am on the look-out for that tiger! That’s why I’m hitting up all of our fine strip clubs – for the sake of the investigation of course
ReplyJim AMAZING!!- ONCE MORE. I laughed My AO
ReplyIs that song on Spotify?
ReplyI don’t know why do we call him, a She. We should call what he is. HE whatever his name is.
ReplyI predict Jimmy Kimmel will end up next to Jimmy Hoffa.
ReplyThat soap song segment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on YouTube that doesn’t involve animals or kids being kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyPorcelain record!
ReplyHilarious
Mike, Jenner and the Tiger all crap, but the Menthol Guy, that made my night LOL, at least we can be hopeful of seeing real comedy again and less about all the politics stuff 🙂
ReplyThis is Comedy Gold and having the ban Dawes sing it plus the Porcelain Record, a record made out of Bathtub material LOL You could have not done better.
Used to enjoy clips of your show until you had that pillow creep on.
ReplyLove the song. Now its stuck in ma
ReplyHead lol. I’ll be humming it on my way to work. Thanks jimmy for making my morning… again😊
I saw “Jenner’s poll problems” and thought “isn’t that why he switched in the first place?”
ReplyAnd he’s 1 of the Billionaires that needs a tax cut according to GOP and Trump.😂😂😂
ReplyAaand song the song got stuck in my brain 🤣
ReplyOh I love those sweet tiger pics.
ReplyCaitlyn Jenner…NOT a patriot.
ReplyPromising that so few people showed up for Mike’s rally!
ReplyNot only has this man written a hit song, he also pioneered singing inside a shower booth installed on the stage, which is a form of live performance that complies with social distancing.
ReplyJimmy, you’re the BEST👍
ReplyHow do you just grab a tiger?! How can you lose a guy holding a tiger?!?!
ReplyTalk about a tiger not the murders that are happening in Palestine
ReplySo happy Broadway will be opening back up again. And on my birthday. 🎉
ReplyOnly in America can we have so many quirky current events going on at the same time. SMH😆
ReplyBehind every Menthol Man is a beautiful wife.
ReplyI love Caytlin. She looks and sounds soooooo feminine. As feminine as a shoe sole.
Reply🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ReplyBe strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.” Deuteronomy 31:6
ReplyFrank Event: “Let’s get ready to BuuUUUUUUuuuUuUUmbleeeeee!”
ReplyNot that Joe Piscopo deserves any sympathy or anything, but…Oh My God…
ReplyMenthol soap addiction😁😁😁
Replytbh a porcelain record is a flex
ReplyMatt gaetz needs that soap..
ReplyWhat a handsome suspect you have!
ReplyWhat a sweet , cute couple 😉
ReplyI thought the menthol soap guy’s daughter taped him
ReplySoooooo, putting menthol on my anus will give me hallucinations?
AND inspire me to go viral?
Yeah. I totally believe it
ReplyMissed an opportunity to show a clip from the tiger scene from Monty Python: The Meaning of Life.
ReplyI was so embarrassed FOR joe piscapo.
ReplyThe menthol soap couple is the cutest!
He drove it north to jeff Lowe in OK?
ReplyI live in NW houston. He got his tiger tf outta there before someone shot it 😂
ReplyCaitlin is a freak!😁😁😁😁
ReplyJeff’s new boat will be Hydrogen Powered and have two 30’ center console support boats and two jet skis. I’d say more than the fridge in the garage.
ReplyWhen you have a boat that you can’t take into a port you got to have a dinghy. But a dinghy with a helicopter pad! You could put a runway on a 400 foot long ship. This is a James Bond movie in real life. I’ll bet it has a couple of mini submarine on it.
ReplyTwo questions for Caitlyn Jennner:
Reply1. What Democrats will vote for you given that you are a Republican?
2. What Republicans will vote for you given that they hate LGBTQ people?
With all the grief and financial problems in the world right now for millions of folks…. JB (the idiot), decides to buy a $500M yacht….. I buy too much from Amazon.
ReplyPeople actually watch this Hollyweird cry baby
ReplyHave Bruce Jenner campaign for Caitlyn
ReplyThank you Jimmy for reminding us America is going to hell in a hand basket.
ReplyI saw wild tigers in India and they are majestic and terrifying. What is wrong with people who try to take them out of their habitat?!
ReplyLmao with the pillow guy, Ayy dios.
ReplyJeff Bezos is building the yacht so that he can haul his cash bundles to the Caribbean banks. Watch out for the triangle guys. I hear anyone can disappear in the triangle.
Reply😴
ReplyStill can’t believe you let Lindell hammer you on your show. Embarrassing
ReplyCan’t wait to request this song next time I’m at a Dawes concert.
Replyyour mission made me laugh a lot until I cry🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
ReplyJenner did vote in Nov 2020 SHE LIED it’s PUBLIC RECORD
ReplyWtf is “menthol soap”?
ReplyReally a fun song got a good laugh
ReplyIs it just me or does someone need more hormones, because if you’re gonna transition…the deep voice must go girlfriend!
ReplyThis is what happens when Trump isn’t constantly clogging up our psyche. We can devote several minutes of late night tv to a sweet couple and a cute song about soap.
ReplyWho’s that band?
ReplyMenthol soap went viral 😂😂😂🔥🔥
Reply10:35 “get this for posterity” (for his posterior) LOL
ReplyI love it. Piscopo dragged the corpse of his stock SNL character from 1982 on stage, and expected the audience to do anything besides ask each other, “Who is Joe Piscopo again?”
ReplyI think I need to get on this Tiktok thing 😂😂
ReplySo when Menthol Soap Man blows farts do they smell like Mint ?
ReplyMenthol Man is way better than Menthol A*”! 😆😆
ReplyBest cover of a shower karaoke song ever.
ReplyIMHO, it would have been far better to have NOFX cover the “Menthol Soap” song. Lyrically, it’s right up their alley (so to speak).
ReplyUmmm, she sits in with him during his shower every day? Am I the only one who thinks that is a little odd? Young love. Lol
ReplyWake up Ben.
ReplySo funny!
Replyhis momma named him Bruce call him Bruce. lol
ReplyI live in South Dakota an hour away from Mitchell and no idea that was even happening. If Jimmy didn’t talk about Frank no one would. Pillow guy owes Jimmy ad money.
ReplyAnd Bezos does not pay the taxes…
ReplyI just read that Caitlyn Jenner did vote. It’s on Politico. Her reps have no comment .
ReplyGive that man writing credit for the song, and put it on ITUnes !
ReplyGod heard your song 😇😁
ReplySo the wolves in NK are better fed than the people?
ReplyJB earns more money per day then most countries in the world
ReplyBurning your bee-hind with menthol soap leads to online super-stardom, complete with cover by Dawes.
ReplyDamn do we need more great news like this.
I don’t work at Amazon, and never have.
I would like to see Jeff Bezos work in one of his warehouses (not as a manager, but as a worker bee). I want to see him hired, trained, scheduled, and assigned a workspace UNDER AN ALIAS and WEARING A DISGUISE! One that is professionally created and applied. Of course, he wears a hidden camera and microphone. I want to see a supervisor timing how long he is away from his station on a bathroom/lunch break. Have him work in various roles where there is no experience needed, like a picker, or a packer. Have him shadow other roles like driver (long and short haul). Put him in a plane to see what the pilots have to go through too!
Hell, Make it a whole series for Billionaires, not just any business owners, but ones who are publicly viewed as out-of-touch.
I wanna see him live like the people desperate enough to work in his warehouses live and see him experiencing what it’s like to live on the proverbial other side of the tracks.
Maybe set them up for a whole month in a housing project, take away the credit cards, give him a bus pass and whatever government benefits unemployed workers who don’t qualify for employment insurance get. I want to see him shopping with food stamps, dealing with no health care coverage. I wanna see him budget and have to decide wether to eat, or turn on his lights. Take away his cell phone of course. If he can afford it, get him a landline or have to ask someone else if he can give out their number as a way to get in touch with him.
Give him a good hard look at how most of his employees live, and let the public watch him try to cope!
Trump wants the Republican Party to be seen as the worker’s party? What better P.R. could there be than to have him live like one and have it either turned into a Series, or even better, 24/7 coverage of home and running errands, via webcam!
ReplyHILARIOUS MENTHOL SOAP SONG
ReplyYou’ve hit a new low…..
Replykimmel is about as funny as a fart in a space suit
ReplyWhoa, I’m pretty well-versed in the media of the previous generation but I was ignorant of Joe Piscopo and his utter 🤮 barf for brains racism.
ReplySorry. Can’t take any more my pillow stuff.
ReplyThis song has officially reached “Scotty doesn’t know” status
ReplyJimmy has lots of money, why is he not giving it to the poor people he claims to support ?
ReplyThat’s so good, thanks Jimmy.
ReplyWhat a funny and cool thing to happen to seemingly real nice and down-to-earth couple
ReplyHow embarrasing.
ReplyHakuna Moderna = There is no Moderna.
ReplyCan we give that guy his recording deal? I will legit go to his show! Can we recognize how he even sang different voice parts?? 🤣
ReplyHaha Jimmy I love you even more after that good natured riff on the menthol soap man!!!
ReplyStrange times, indeed.
ReplyThank u for the great song. I love how this couple laughed thru it the entire time.
ReplyThat should be the new national anthem. 🤩
ReplyWhen you say; “Hakuna Moderna’, you’re actually saying ‘There’s no Moderna’. There’s your Swahili lesson of the day.
ReplyWe love mike Lindell …more people should be like Mike….
ReplyMike lindell is insane, and Joe? Oh Joe how you have fallen😁😂
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