Musk Takes Away Checkmarks, Trump Had Fun Being Indicted & DeSantis Attacks “The Woke”

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Published on April 20, 2023

We celebrate the high holy day known as 4/20, a reporter named Charlie Langton of Fox 2 News in Detroit filed his bong-hitting report from the parking lot of the Detroit “Herbal” Center, SpaceX went ahead with a rocket launch and it ended with a big explosion they called “rapid unscheduled disassembly,” today was also the great de-checkening on Twitter where everyone that didn’t sign up for Twitter Blue had their checkmark removed, Mike Lindell is getting sued by Dominion Voting Systems for $1.3 billion and an arbitration panel today ruled that Mike has to pay $5 million to the winner of the of “Prove Mike Wrong Challenge,” Trump has been busy posting videos about what a good time he had getting arrested, he has been going particularly hard on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is going after “the woke,” George Santos has a new scandal brewing in regards to donating his salary, and in honor of 4/20 Day we go out onto Hollywood Blvd. for a round of “Who’s High?”

About Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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11 comments

  • MRBROOKLYNITE 1 year ago

    repugs are another country now an enemy country in our Borders wtf

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  • maepie 1 year ago

    Looks like T edited a suit onto himself in his own video and slapped in a background.

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  • congoballs 1 year ago

    The only people who are woke are the people who say everything is woke and cant define it

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  • sweetresidue 1 year ago

    4-20 is the outdoor cannabis planting day.

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  • Shouting Taco 1 year ago

    Wait a sec was the announcer who I think it is? An intrepid hero?

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  • Deformem Vita 1 year ago

    Can we all agree that Linda is just the best?

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  • Colleen Moore 1 year ago

    I think fox has already said to much. Mickey meets Mighty.

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  • Mungo de Grijalva 1 year ago

    Nasty fellow! . . . . But, can’t blame him for being unable to keep his hands off that beautiful, enchanting goddess.

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  • Margaret Strittmatter 1 year ago

    Woke is people who are awake to Republicans hate mission.

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  • TheLunatic888 1 year ago

    Man, I love Lou Wilson (Intro Guy)

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  • Philoctetes 1 year ago

    No. 7:48 Obviously, Blue Checks are for those whom are willing to pay for them, and it is not expensive. Anyone with a blue check payed for it. I will not play this game, Jimmy Kimmel. No.

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