The pope began his U.S. visit in Washington, D.C. Tuesday night, but not everyone is excited to see him.
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Awesome pope!
ReplyThis Pope is a socialist faggot, just like Jesus. Colbert must accept me as
his Lord and Savior.
Make Heaven Great Again!
ReplyEven though I’m not religious, this Pope is really cool. I could have a
Replybeer with him, if he would have one.
The Dung of the Devil, i would buy that album
ReplyColbert is fucking awesome. Loving this new show!
ReplyI don’t know whether Colbert as a Catholic should make fun of the Holy
ReplyFather like that… Mocking his speech was kind of too much…
sip bretts
ReplySo the party that keeps quoting the bible on gay marriage is simultaneously
Replytelling the pope to fuck off on climate change. Poking holes in Republican
logic is starting to feel like picking on an autistic child. Can we get
them tested before we carry on?
I really want the under the desk job
ReplyHi your kids, America!
ReplyOoh a new video!
ReplyTo a person of faith the his personality doesn’t give him his ideas ….his
Replyideas give him his personality ….and that’s why they are so hard to give
up when confronted with reason and logic.
I lost it when that hand popped up.
Replyhes not a catholic; hes an atheist.
Hes done plenty of skits mocking religions.
Reply“…I’ll have the nearest 3 old cut my hair and I’ll say I’m you.”
ReplyFUNNY
Reply3:40 Killed me LOL
Replyokay, what’s the latin phrase he just said?
Reply“SuperCuts test model” is the most accurate description of that “dung of
Replythe devil” Congressman!
The pope is the original Kardashian.
ReplyNobody knows what he does, why he is famous or why anybody should give a
fuck about him.
And HOLY FUCK his fake humbleness has to be the most annoying thing about
this old pedophile-shuffling cunt.
Man, Jimmy Fallon is somewhat likeable, I guess, but Colbert actually
Replycovers topics, and has impeccable comedic timing, not to mention he rarely
messes a line up.
Huckabee claims Obama is anti Christian because he disagrees with the
ReplyVatican on abortions. Republicans disagree with the pope on Climate Change,
helping the poor and the war with Iraq/Iran. What does this make them?
Cuba may be in 1952 but still have better healthcare the 2015 USA
ReplyI once saved the pope’s life, deep in the Congo.
Reply“Me as a CATHOLIC” “as a CATHOLIC” “have I told you I am a CATHOLIC?”
YES STEPHEN YOU HAVE, 666 TIMES.
Reply*Unfettered capitalism…
ReplyPeople calling it questionable science is part of the reason we’re all so
Replycompletely fucked. These are people for whom a mountain of empirical
evidence is not enough. They’re no better than anti-vaxxers. I question
where they get the confidence to use even toothpaste if they’re so
unwilling to trust science.
the rock reference
ReplyKind of disappointing to hear he’s a catholic. I always figured he was an
Replyatheist, considering his intelligence.
That sign of the cross though, it’s not the Catholic way… I’m just really
Replynit-picking here.
Yay!!!!! Pope Marxist the Jesuit Freemason/false teaching infiltrator is in
Replytown!!! You people do realize this guy is a fraud, right?
This man is amazing ahah, I laughed the whole video xD
Reply*tauri stercus
ReplyPedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
ReplyIf I was a Congressman, I’d boycott Bergoglio’s address to Congress, too,
Replybut for legitimate reasons like his position that women aren’t fully human,
his position that gays should be second class citizens, and the fact that
the US is a secular nation and its elected officials shouldn’t be taking
direction from scumbag religious leaders (especially those engaged in
criminal activity).
dd
ReplyNot a Catholic here, but do you guys really worship this dude, or listen to
Replythe things he proclaims? How does the Pope control his followers’ daily
lives? I am curious.
You got to love this Pope.
Replymy god your up late my dear lord
ReplyWhy are the crowds so shitty. It ruins the show.
Replypardoning paedophiles…high five-ing Hitler..getting Bonita with Benito
Reply..helping transport looted gold …
You are the funny
ReplyI am glad he’s still funny!
ReplyIt’s great how we have a pope that knows it’s actually the 21st century.
Replypope Frank!!! for prez!!! extreme capitalism is the dung of the devil!! get
Replyem Stephen!!! and thanks!!
“The guest of honor even wore a white dress.” is not funny. It’s being a
Replytotal and complete prick. In America everybody has freedom of speech, but
that doesn’t mean they have the ability to be funny. Impugning religious
faiths to get laughs is not very nice. On billionaire Jewish owned CBS, I’d
like to see Colbert make fun of the Jewish faith. Like keeping the Torah
locked up in some little box in front of the church, then parading it
around like some God on religious occasions. Is that why they’re so many
lawyers because the Torah is really instructions on how to, through
education, gain control and take over a country? See Les Moonves the owner
of CBS wouldn’t really allow this type of humor. Or Colbert could joke
about 6 millions Jews killed during WWII as a way to garner sympathy so
they can do as they please to fleece your pocketbook. Again Les would say
no. But look, Les, it’s all ok man because it’s in the spirit of getting a
few laughs. Right?
If the pope were a decent person he would have the authorities arrest the
Replychild-molesting priests in his clergy.
mocking accents makes me uneasy
ReplyLOL
When he reads what the Pope said. I lost it.
Replyhaha the hand under the desk part
ReplyMawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that
Replybwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww
fowwow you fowevah and evah…. So tweasuwe youw wove.
He even works on sundays… That pun was gold.
Reply#teampopeFranny
ReplyMy local car mechanic recommends Fiats. Just sayin’ And if they can cope
Replywith Italian driving they must be good.
Of all the state representatives in AZ, it just had to be the guy who
Replyrepresents my district… (Sigh)
The Bible is clearly against homosexuality. It a sin, abomination, sexual
Replyimmorality, sexual perversion, etc.That doesn’t mean we should disrespect
or insult gays. We should be showing them the love Christ has shown us, but
we do not accept their sin as anything other than what it is, sin.You are
free to be gay in this nation but you are not free to impose that on others
and call it legitimate “marriage.” That is only between one man and one
woman. If you want to call it marriage, fine, but don’t expect or force
others to agree.Davis disagreed and was jailed for it. Many will follow the
same example.
who thinks this is funny… the report was only funny because he was making
Replyfun of someone easily made fun of at the time…
The caliphate should be with the pope here in America! Since we want to
Replydestroy the wall of separation of church and state and build a physical
border wall
I couldn’t care less about the pope tbh.
ReplyThe Catholic Church just makes me completely utterly sick. That dude will
ReplyParton child molesters, tell kids with HIV aids not to use condoms or
abortions. While simultaneously telling others to share their wealth while
they sit on billions of dollars
Lol this is awesome
ReplyThat was a cheap shot colbert…
ReplyI’m dying of HIV because of catholic stupidity! We should use
Replycondoms!!!them telling people not to use condoms is destroying the actual
lives on this planet. I’m lucky because I’ve made it in America, now
imagine the countless lives that are lost to HIV-AIDS across Africa and
Asia because the Catholics refusal to use condoms.
Good shot. LOL
ReplyDidnt know that the pope got such a media impact in the US. Our usual
Replypicture of a christian in Europe is of course someone who wants to spread
love and peace and in modern times that also includes humans of the same
gender, criticising capitalism and promoting sharing and solidarity plus
protecting our planet (god’s land and his creation).
Colbert deserves way more subs than this
ReplyPeople always leave out unfettered from the Popes quote on Capitalism. He
Replyisn’t “anti-capitalism” or a “commie Marxist”. He is against UNFETTERED
capitalism, as in 400 people having more money than billions of people
combined; as in companies having virtual monopolies on their markets; as in
destroying our environment in the name of profit.
He is not anti capitalism, he is anti greed. Which is in the bible, and is
a very well know tenant of Catholicism and Christianity.
I love the Colbert ‘joke high 5’. First time I saw it on the Report, I
Replynearly fell off my chair!
The faulty english reading part was cheap, come on colbert, you got better
Replywriters no?
we need to name the hand that lives under the desk
ReplyMocking the Pope’s accent was a cheap shot. It’s not like they don’t have
Replyenough writers to come up with better stuff.
The bit where he made fun of the Pope’s English was funny because it was
Replyunexpected. The fact that Colbert has the temerity to do that impression
without cracking up is impressive.
“A Pope is always a Pope even when he is pooped!”
ReplyWhat was that latin phrase at the 5 min. mark?
Replyto all the dave letterman and colbert report fans: enjoy
ReplyThe pope is a fallible man. He disrespects me by adding to the Word and
Replytaking away from the Word. I have zero respect for the man who is
Biblically an enemy of the Good News. He wants to combine Catholicism with
global politics. He wants to force me to never work on Sunday. He may
succeed but i do not like it.
2015 and millions of people still believe in sorcery.
ReplyColbert is looking like he’s got his timing back. looked a little rusty his
Replyfirst few episodes, but this was classic Colbert Report. glad he’s sticking
to the format.
Republicans consider anything “Questionable” that doesn’t agree with their
Replystatus quo. IE, burning the world to the ground for a quick buck.
so do republicans hate catholics now?
ReplySupercuts test model!
ReplyBURN!