Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including more mass shootings, a clogged canal and President Biden’s first press conference.
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Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including more mass shootings, a clogged canal and President Biden’s first press conference.
Find Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO GO® http://itsh.bo/iioY87.
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ReplyBill is the only intelligent guy left on TV
ReplyGrow some balls Maher
ReplyIt’s funny listening to Bill needling everybody about the vaccine.
Reply*FAKE NEWS*
ReplyI’ve been itching to snort some xanax and twerk on a squad car, but i don’t live with my parents so i have no good excuse 🙂
ReplyI would like to make a silly joke…
Here it goes:
I would like to introduce you to my friend’s wife, she’s a butcher…
Meat Patty
ReplyQ Anon is a collective for the non-thinkers of the U.S. No wonder Trump liked them.
ReplyAnd yet people keep shouting “The world needs more Jesus!”
ReplyToo bad they couldn’t inoculate Americans against the mental virus of Qanon.
ReplyBill has turned into a right wing idiot, not qanon crazy just right wing conservative non science excuser
Reply“The ship has ties with Hillary.”
ReplyMaybe Hillary is the name of the anchor?
Im downloading this and in 3 and a half years i will see what infrastructure biden has got done and comare that to 500 miles of wall
ReplyBut he DID build a wall! And it’s the BEST wall you’ve ever seen… A lot of people are saying it! 🙂
ReplyBill Maher is the best thing on TV right now.
ReplyIf vaccines are indeed safe and effective, it follows in short order that actual results will show this. People who refuse the vaccine will soon enough, for all to plainly see, feed death statistics markedly more than those who don’t.
ReplyBiden did NOTHING so far…all of the vaccine success is because of President Trump…Biden is a shell of a man. He is denial and has pre on set dimensia
ReplyOVER 50s can now get vaccinated? Really?
Replylook this is no joke……a while back they had some earthquakes over in some western states and someone dead ass told me it was Trump’s secret army fighting a literal underground child trafficking ring (led by Hillary of course). They also told me that Covid wasnt real and that the lockdowns were actually to keep people in their homes so they wouldnt get hurt in this underground pedo war.
These people really do tie EVERYTHING in with molesting kids but somehow have a blindspot when it comes to the church and the boy scouts. It really makes you wonder.
ReplySpring break without school
ReplyThe Ambassador of Russia just got recalled… How did that happen?
ReplyThe Ship in the Suez is from a outrageous Wind and sand storm
ReplyAwww Bill, don’t be too mean. It’s not like we atheists never commit crimes. We just do so waaaay less than religious people. ;p
ReplyHow about if you’re a joker,
Replyyou’re a smoker,
you’re a midnight toker?
Do you still qualify for the vaccine?
Your hair plugs look good old fella!!!
ReplyI miss lips and mouths.
ReplyWasn’t bill Maher pro- death ?
ReplyWhy is he crying over human lives ?
Tried to laugh but want has happened to comedy?
ReplyNew York! New Yooork! 😀
ReplyWe have a mass shooting in virtually every big city almost every weekend.
ReplyBill, You still give me Faith. And when she won’t wash dishes, you can have her back… sry, couldn’t resist, when I remember a person (?) named Faith.
ReplyThis guy won’t build shit either. Commies talk shit, but build little.
ReplyHow come Biden won’t go on a live debate with Putin? He has an awful lot to say about him, behind cameras…
ReplyYou joked, but the first thing I thought of when I saw a shipping barge going from Taiwan to Rotterdam was I wonder if there are any kids stuck in those shipping containers. They could not be gotten to fast, if the container is air-tight, which is often coupled with them being sound proof for concealment. Think of that semi of Mexicans that Tyson Foods were having smuggled to Indiana when the coyote abandoned them and they all died of heat exposure/asphyxiation in the back of the semi.
ReplyWait, didn’t Biden screw up at this said press conference and say he was 120 years old? Even NBC has covered that goof.
ReplyBilly, we had 10 mass shootings this year…
But the trump wall burn was excellent!
ReplyDemocrats: Lets make sure people have health care and let’s repair some roads and bridges
ReplyRepublicans: Dr Seuss and Mr. Potato Head!!! Omg!!!
Still a schmuck
ReplyWow Stalin and Mau must be really into books
Reply“… and the last guy couldn’t build a wall!” … Bill nailed it!
ReplyThe irony is that paedophilia happens most in conservative places.
ReplyWay to circle speak Bill
ReplyDo they have Dump in jail yet?
ReplyPeople attend this dudes show just say “whooooooo” watch somethin else
Reply“Mass shootings,………..one last week,…..one this week”
IBill,…Bill,…Bill,…..you’ve got to switch the channel from CNN and MSNBC once in a while?
In between the above mentioned shootings?killings over 30 were shot and 7 dead in Chicago in 48 hours.
Wait,………..I’m sorry.
ReplyMaher is so liberal he can’t mention mass black on black shootings/killings?
There will be no BLM protest and Benjamin Crump will not make an appearance?
FORBES NEWS has new report/video of whats happening at the border,………….Biden/Harris lie.
This is CNN?
ReplyMass murderers don’t sound very Christian, Muslim or religious to me-_-.
Read Gopi Krishna everyone – ‘Living With Kundalini.
I think something important has been lost in translation
over the years (going back well before the flood 12k years ago..
or humanities evolution, over 100k years).
__
Speaking for what I have learned;
There are different stages to respect:
Nihilism < Self < SO < Fam < Friend < Group < Nation < Humanity < Life (
ReplyDk
Infrastructure should be just infrastructure ! Quit putting social justice crap in there. Fucking child care ? I’m tried of paying for other people’s shitty kids.
Replydid you know that rich mexicans are coming via Private jets to get the vacine
Replywow in NC starting April 6th it will be available to everyone over 16
ReplyBill Maher has the good sense & intelligence to eloquently describe the ridiculous conditions we face in America & the idiots who are steering us toward oblivion! HELP.
ReplyLove the Atheist joke
ReplyI am from NZ, we had a mass shooting that killed 51 people at a Muslim Mosque two years ago in Christchurch. Our Prime Minister – Jacinda Ardern passed a bill to ban automatic and semi-automatic weapons in NZ within two weeks and nation-wide recollection of these arms by police. Not Rocket Science?! By the way, it was not a kiwi citizen that carried out the horrific massacre. America gun ownership laws is obviously more ingrained into it’s culture.
ReplyAnd as this was airing last night there was another mass shooting this time here in Virginia.
ReplyBill tells a lot of lies and mistruths here.
Replyyes bill he is senile
ReplyBill, can you get your lighting people to brighten up your stage and you in it? It’s soooo dark!
ReplyHEY BILL >> YOU SAID BIDEN DID GOOD DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE??? SMOKIN TO MUCH GRASS MAN- BIDEN STUBBLED AND FORGOT SHIT!!! >> AT LEAST I LISTENED!!!!
Reply– How’d you get there from boat? LMAO!!
ReplyJust another establishment hack.
ReplyAtheist joke is amazing. So true. Religion man.
ReplyIt’s amazing how low the democrats expectations are of biden’s mental accuity.
ReplyI bet Billboy make over $400,000… time for you to pay for some charging stations…..lol
ReplyWhat I can’t get is, if this vaccine is so safe, why is it no one is allowed to be held liable or compensation given if something bad happens as a result? We need more people to feel like we can trust our governments again, this would have helped had they not been so forthright about not being held accountable.
ReplyNOMADLAND is the WORST movie ever!
ReplyOnly old sickos pay young women
ReplyCountry moving again…..on a highway to hell…
ReplyOn a blue locomotive with no brakes and a senile driver and a corrupt co-pilot with selfish ambitions
I know Bill Maher is a liberal, but I have an extremely hard time believing that he likes Biden even a little. Based on so many of his other beliefs, there is no way Bill legitimately believes Biden is competent. He might hate Trump, but that doesn’t automatically translate into even kinda liking this new guy.
There are so many great jokes he could make at Biden’s expense; does he just not because he doesn’t want to offend his audience who are deeply partisan and overwhelmingly leftist?
ReplyThe left fights tooth-and-nail against Trump building a wall along the US/Mexico border.
Trump builds 455 miles of wall, 1/4 of the total border.
Democrats make a list of infrastructure promises.
Bill: “Promises were made so it’s already done. Meanwhile, Trump can’t even build a wall!”
I remember a time when securing the border wasn’t even controversial. But suddenly, when Trump wanted it, it was fascist insanity to want to keep cartels out and have a legal immigration process that can actually function.
ReplyHe missed a few hiccups in his monologue with Joe Biden, he could not complete sentences, if you don’t believe me, watch the entire speech, he apparently is the only President to have notes with him, that did not help… like I have said before, WE need to pray for him!
ReplyI was halfway in agreement until I heard him say Biden speech was good. Then I knew he was full of it
ReplyQ anon does still exist????
ReplySo Biden is ok, huh? In his prime, like a 25 year old man. Come on man!
ReplyReally Bill, Joe Biden was amazing in the press conference, he called out selected journalists from a sheet of paper given to him by his handlers. Questions were definitely filtered and no tough questions were asked, he kep forgetting stiff and looked lost throughout.
ReplyIf that was Trump, you wouldn’t hear any other name in the entire monologue.
Be true to yourself, the Real from name should be removed, should be called Biased Time with Bill Maher
Not as many angry rightwingers on here this week. Must not have brought up “cancel culture” again!
ReplySad this guy has to keep on lying about Trump
ReplyHe made the wall fenced of key areas and Biden stopped it. Other than that he had the lowest unemployment seen ever before covid hit. Lose a lot of respect every time I see a lefty now. Civil War can’t come soon enough.
Is there really an audience in the studio or is it canned laughter and clapping?
ReplyVirginia banning death penalty: moderate clapping. New York State legalizing marihuana: frenetic applause… Interesting set of priorities in the audience.
ReplyAtheists haven’t killed anyone? C’mon Bill
Reply…ambitious considering “former guy” couldn’t build a wall.
Reply$3 Trillion. Forever in debt. Somebody threw in the towel a long time ago on it. Not even a partisan issue. All guilty of it.
ReplyIt’s not legal if people can’t grow their own, if they can’t all they are legalizing is a monopoly for the rich people who own all the licenses in the surrounding states.
ReplyJoe has dementia ! That press conference was a fucking joke !
ReplySo the left does everything they can to fight against the wall being built, and then makes fun of trump for not being able to finish it. Typical
ReplyFinally someone said it!! Those Q heads do have some unhealthy fixation. EVERYTHING is a secret child sex ring according to those people.
Reply*WITH THE TON OF HARRASSMENT SUITS COMING, CUOMO SURELY NEEDS TO GET HIGH!*
ReplyReally?! Hillary? But we’re supposed to have “Trump Derangement Syndrome”? Yeah?
ReplyEven though atheists are the majority of the ra do cal Le ft but whatever
ReplyTrump should have built the wall out of HRC’s e-mails because the right can’t get over them .
ReplyAhh the Virginia vs West virginia death penalty joke had no research put into it. WV hasnt had capital punishment since 1965.
ReplyF*** you bill, don’t talk about my books
ReplyJoe lost his thoughts and mind at numerous times. He said he was in office 120 years ago at 15:55. Come on billlll….
ReplyNothing fixable without fixing the filibuster first. How about 55% population-based cloture?
ReplyTurns out the Democrats already represent 55% of the voters.
Presto chango, no more filibusters.
#BlockTheBlockheads
James Hightower wrote.a comment concerning.people using stimulus money to buy.guns. with all this effort by some to start/renew the “”CIVIL WAR”, IT ,S SMART.TO BE PREPARED. SEEM IT WOULD BE A.DAMN SMART.INVESTMENT TO ME, “.YOU. THINK???!!! RENEGADE 101ST.
ReplyWas this the one and only Atheist joke? Could be a first, Bill.
ReplyBill hasn’t been funny in years. Tired hack. Sounds like you need a rest.
ReplyNew York making pot legal?
ReplyThose people are going to slow waaaay down…
Fake audience, fake comic.
ReplyCommon sense goes a long way people.
ReplyI love how the Democrats idea of the country moving forward in a good way is legalizing pot, even though everything else is going to hell
ReplyYouTube is run by the hate group called anti racist. My comments are bad but that video that said all whites must die in the thumbnail stayed up for how many years,Youtube?
Reply“The last guy” boasted bigly about rebuilding the national infrastructure, but I don’t recall any serious efforts he made in that direction in 4 years’ time.
ReplyBill M is such a POS bottom feeder
ReplyHe’s getting awfully defensive about pedofeelya… trying to “joke” about it and throw some anti Flak lamestream BBs at the audience….
Boats have everything to do with everything just look at the South China Sea.
ReplyHis jokes the more I watch him getting lookalike George Carlins. Just saying.
Reply. if only an atheist would go “crazy” and stand outside a church on a sunday and scream: children of America , god is a lie … thats what the Republicans would do, if they were DemocRATS . .
Replypot bill not good idea but it is inevitable
ReplyThe last guy built unprecedented economic prosperity, and the lowest unemployment for every aspect of society,,, EVER!
ReplyJoe Biden walked in the door, and with the swipe of a pen eliminated tens of thousands of jobs, when millions are still out of work because of draconian totalitarian Democrat edicts!!
Bill, You never used to be a media hack.
ReplyNomadland is overrated.
ReplyThis guy is bipolar
Replyas far as Biden —trump brought back jobs to the US. Biden has a crisis at the border and the difference it Bill is that the money that trump used to build the country was coming from bringing in jobs not taxing the middle class to pay 116 billion to illegals
ReplyThe group low IQ need get some medical attention
ReplyLousy monologue, but it’s funny to watch this loser flop around trying to save it.
Replyand america as well. Yanks go home
ReplyYes , Moving again but backward , lol
ReplyHow come you don’t want to talk about the Virginia Beach shootings was the shooter the wrong color
ReplyOh WE HAVNT HAD TO DEAL WITH MASS SHOOTINGS WHILE TRUMP WAS PREZ BUT NOW BIDEN IS IN WE WILL HAVE MASS SHOOTINGS EVERY WEEK.
ReplyBill, you are an embarressment. I want to like you but really? Biden did okay?
ReplyNo jokes about Biden. He can fill up 3/4 of his show. No balls Bill?
ReplyYou thought Biden was ok? Do you have eyes and ears? The man was incoherent, just trailing off. He was asked 1 semi-serious question on immigration and looked stunned. He had note cards and people who he was supposed to call on to get his questions. Can’t believe Bill is praising the president for having the incredible ability to read, kinda. lol
ReplyWithout that sexual harrassment scandal? New York would Never have legal Weed…
ReplyAdmit it. Biden can’t even finish a sentence. He is worse than Trump. Look at the Border. Dead people floating in the Rio Grande. How are things moving? Self-righteousness is killing this country.
ReplyI heard the ship had an oriental captain..
Replyif the wall is working like it was supposed to, then why do we still have people crossing illegally?
Replythere probably are dead stowaways on that boat
Replymaher said biden gave a normal press confrence i saw him in ohio and he had a real hard time finding the stage then he tried to talk .gosh it was just brutal .i wanted to see a president all i saw was a man too old to know what he was doing.I felt sorry for him .some body needs to pull the plug on this guy and send him to retirement .he is just way over his head.my mom has dementia and he is the same for real he needs to be at home and not in the highest office in the land
Reply“An atheist went crazy and rearranged his books” wow amazing bro
ReplyWhere is that 3 trillion dollar gonna come from Bill?
ReplyNo, the ship is transporting my IKEA furniture.
Reply3:18
ReplyIs this calling a spade a spade?
more, I need more!
ReplyJoe forgetting what he was saying in that press conference wasn’t “fine” at all, it was embarrassing just watching it. Of course, none of the MSM showed it, but it’s there if you want to find it.
Replymass shootings, bombing poor people, a senile old man as president
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh feels good to be back to normal
ReplyThe herpes thing wasn’t even a joke.
ReplyI SAW the press conference. This is gaslighting.
ReplyPlease. Biden was NOT fine the entire hour. He exhibitted signs of mental decline more than once, completely losing his train of thought. If Trump had done that there would have been no other news story for a week. But, he didn’t pee his pants, so he’s did great. C’mon, man!
ReplyNice try Bill, you’re running out of funny stuff. The “other” guy couldn’t build a wall as you said, now who’s gonna pay for all those money borrowed from the fed? Love to see how you’re gonna make fun of that. You have to love America and understand how it was established, stilling, killing and fake money. Yes, the petro dollar, not that the Americans will understand that, we know how the education works in the USA.
ReplyMan you are so easy on Biden, guess that you respect he spent 120 years in the senate
ReplyI can’t take anyone seriously, including this schmuck, that says Biden isn’t senile or that he can make it through a full sentence or complete a thought without some kind of gaffe (forgetting, stuttering, mumbling, not making sense, saying the wrong thing etc etc). Not a single rational, fair, balanced etc person in America (or on this planet really) can watch that press conference without coming to the conclusion that he is not all there & that he is most likely suffering from early onset Dementia/Alzheimer’s
Oh and let’s be clear Trump did build most of the wall. The only reason it took so long and wasn’t fully completed before he left office was the Democrats. The same thing goes for any & everything he tried to do.
ReplySorry Bill, Biden got lost a few times during that slow pitch softball game, most people can see his decline, whether they want to admit it or not.
ReplyBill! People who wright your jokes are getting worse and worse. May be it is time to replace them.
ReplyBill Maher is pathetic
Reply55 days and we got an hour Joe is a bad ass mother
ReplyI guess when you have to read jokes written for you you obviously didn’t watch the press conference took 9 days to set up pre-arranged questions he was reading off cards he had a list of which so-called journalist to call on and in what order so it all came together you guys are being f***** from behind closed doors while being told sweet nothings to your face
Go ahead & hate the previous guy but you’re really being screwed by the current guy
ReplyBill Maher never ceases to get more stupid! Because only religious fanatics commit gun crimes. No bill, crazy people commit gun crimes. There are lots of atheist that are crazy! There have been plenty of mass shootings done by atheist.
ReplyBut see, radical people, people like Bill, they hate religion because religious people are more happy and more stable in general and people like them are miserable and hate happy people!
Leftist talk more about Qon than anybody on the right
ReplyThese mass shootings happened under Biden so wasn’t he the cause it’s what you said every time something bad happened under the previous guy let’s see there were eight people killed at the Asian masseuse parlor 10 people at the grocery store but there were 30 people shot in Chicago over the weekend most of all young people of color
Replydisgusting hearing his defense of the Biden administration … some Libertarian.
ReplyThis guy is trash……tell me i am wrong
ReplyGOV : Now where is that pen I know I left it here.. somewhere.. here let me turn my cellphone flashlight on.. don’t worry I may not be a doctor but I’ve done this a hundred times before.. wow such a dark tunnel you have…
ReplyBiden HATES legal weed.
ReplyA mountain of crack for sonny boy Hunter;
No problem.
HYPOCRISY!
Take off the kid gloves. Bidens presser was the best stand up of 2021 so far. He gave you so much material to work with and you just let it all slide.
ReplyYeah atheists so innnocent except for, I dunno, Hitler and Stalin who were responsible for how many deaths? Do you think it was more than the Christian shooter last weekend? Anybody got a calculator?
ReplyHunter; Have you seen my crack pipe?
ReplySecret Service; Dude, it’s in your hand…
China Joe; I’m proud of my son, drop the border…
DOJ Pick; China white is processed, coyotes in route…
El Salvador; Sound familiar?
00:23…you move to the front of the line if you’re a smoker? That’s not rational thinking. Smokers should be at the END of the line. A friend of mine, who is overweight, got to get the vaccine early. Screw that…fatties and smokers should move to the END of the line. Let’s take the people who actually take care of themselves and move them forward.
ReplyMAGA guys are domestic terrorists.
ReplyAtheists slaughtered as many people in the last century as did theists. You can’t point to any of we agnostics, though, who have killed for our non-beliefs.
ReplyBill got so close to the real problems just a week ago and now seems to have reverted back. Oh well the cycle of shit continues
Reply“An atheist went crazy and rearranged his books” – LMFAO XD
ReplyUm.. West Virginia doesn’t have the Death Penalty lol
ReplyQAnon….
Reply….projection much?
I’m getting fed up that Bill believes that a man that shoots to kill is because of lack of girlfriend. I think this is simplistically childish and condescending. Most Americans youths are heavily medicated with mental health… and they have easy access to guns – very bad combination. A woman may not pick up a gun and go commando for the same reason a man can do so. Do not posit that men are driven by testosterone and argue why they act aggressively. In every good, there’s a bad. Without that testosterone, civilization will be limp. We would still be in our cave or extinct by now. The answer is find away to help young generations of Americans, especially boys (and stop pontificating about how bad men are and how wonderful women are); and then deal with bill of right across board to sort gun control
Why are dozens not killed in other countries?
ReplyYou’re confusing liberals, classical liberalists who believes in Freedom with Progressive covert fascists who are doing the dirty work for the monopolist and most of them don’t even know it. At the end of the day everything that people are supporting that is supposed to be liberal, which it’s not! Is going in the direction of the removal of all private property all Universal rights all constitutional rights and liberties. And that leads to you going back to the plantation. As far as those on the right goal most of them believe and support monopolies as well, hence the bringing the slave jobs back LOL another ideology that leads to the continuation of maintaining this massive Monopoly Avery economy and monetary system. By the same token we should understand that the misery index is determined by taking that which is produced by Monopoly over economy and monetary system to give us the formal misery index. The true root cause of all human generated misery on the planet. You no longer have to maintain your membership in the cult of symptom ology. Without economic freedom and sound money you’re missing two of the very most important proxies from wish to determine life on your terms consequently you must leave that decision making in the hands of a few, and that always comes at the detriment of the many. Please give me a thumbs down or thumbs up thank you
ReplyThis arrogant clown is so smug, he thinks he saved his ass..vastly overestimating his influence on young people who don’t even know who he is. He will get cancelled yet, although he thinks he is safe. And he will deserve it for having allowed the madness and still trying to cover it up with lame shallow jokes as misdirection.
ReplyTrump did bulid a wall. Your guys and the left stopped it.
ReplyAND they would have had another mass shooting, but a guy in the shopping mall bathroom, saw a duffel bag with an assault rifle sticking out. He ran out and called police. The guy with the duffel had loads of pistols and rifles, wearing a flap jacket. He was arrested before shooting anyone!!!!
Replyqanon – Project much?
Replymass shootings bombing syria AMERICA IS BACK
Replylmfao he was fine? losing track halfway through sentences an randomly yelling at reporters sounds like trump oh wait it was worse
ReplyTrump could not build a wall because the Democratic Party tried to block him in every way possible
ReplyTell me Bill do you have private security? You bet your sweet ass you do! Are they armed, Bill? Biden’s speaks and walks like a man in the earlier stages of dementia. I saw the same in my father. I keep thinking about how many of your payola friends are sending you spiffs to keep your kind of destructive comedy alive. Anything for a laugh right? Nice gig for you, while the cancel culture kills your comedic competition in standup.
ReplyAt what point after #BLM and #ASPI does ‘ Murka start just callung it for what it is, #AmericanHolocaust for Passover providing #EthnicCleansing for bored insurgents
ReplyI remember that one time when atheists went really crazy and founded a state and then killed hundreds of millions. It was called USSR.
Replyi thought green peace did the panama canal thing, because the boat’s name is ‘ever green’
ReplyI guess the death penalty joke would have been funny if WV hadn’t abolished capital punishment 55 years ago.
ReplyBill still in denial about how lame Joe Biden is
ReplyLegalize. All. Drugs.
ReplyBill’s sponsor’s have pushed that he needs to overlook anything bad about biden including his shady deals. Remember people, Maher is bought and paid for by the same big corporations that have censored a lot of conservative things. Open your eyes and see him for what he is. He used to be funny but since he became a democrat hack, he no longer sees bad on anything “big” that the dems do. Big money poured into him from the left.
Reply1:42 “lunatic” Redundant?
Replyanyone who lived through the 80s is probably borderline dementia
ReplyBiden needs to take the test and see if he can name all the animals correctly. Some people say there are some really hard questions on the back.
Replyand make him memorize five words to see if he can repeat it back. maybe something like Man Woman Person Camera TV.
ReplyTAKE THE TEST! TAKE THE TEST!
ReplyThe Press conference went fine Bill? You aren’t doing people any good by ignoring the sad reality we all witnessed during that staged and scripted presser.
ReplyBiden still hasn’t had a press conference.
ReplyMore woke supremacy from democrats propoganda center. I hope all you woke supremacy like the nazis ideas because your following them
ReplyHow the fuck is Bill Maher 65 years old?
ReplySuperfreighter jams world trade! My elder always told me not to put all eggs in one basket.
ReplyThe Last Guy couldn’t build a wall because the liberals, progressives, Democrats & 9th Circuit District did everything in their power to stop it. They fought like rabid dogs for open borders, including Bill Maher. Hey Bill, if you want to get a Reagan Democrat to listen to you, stick with the Cancel Culture. That’s the real threat to our Democracy. With freedom of speech being suppressed by rich corporations, we are dead in the water.
ReplyBill, Joe IS senile…
Replythe Spring Breakers go to spread worst viruses then covid
ReplyLet’s watch Biden build the wall.
ReplyI don’t think that there is any other legitimate way to earn money nowadays rather than investing
ReplyDid he say Biden did just dine in his press conference? Biden was lost half the time and press was giving softball questions.
ReplyBill…. I know you’re not that stupid. How can you be so spot on then go off the rail? Did your superiors say, ” well we will allow you to have Jordan Peterson on and you can even agree with him on some things but it will cost you. You gotta act like Bieden is sane and Hillary doesn’t buy and sell babies or drink Adrinalcrome. By the way… care for some Adrinalcrome?”
ReplyOh, you mean mass shootings went down under Trump? Yeah, that’s right–they did. And Kim Jong Un is back to shooting missles, again.
ReplyHow about Joe calling out the genocide in Xinjiang?!
ReplySpring break from what? Thought most schools been closed?
ReplyRight like Gas, Electric up so far 26%
ReplyThere are mass shootings in urban areas every week. Liberals don’t care tho
ReplyHey Bill, news flash, Biden is senile. Hey Bill WTF are you smoking. “he did just fine for an hour” before he came out, then he was a fucking disaster. Put President Trump up there saying the same shit. You would of had a monologue for two weeks. Fire your writers and hire some of those Hilary 2nd graders. Bill your jokes are no longer funny. You have become the joke.
ReplyA comedian just sat there and polished his rocket.
ReplyIt appeared that even Bill was bored by his jokes(?)
ReplyCome on Bill, stop being a pu**y and be as critical on Dems as you are on Repubs … you think Biden is doing a great job at the border? Letting 5 year olds change their gender? There is so much sh*t happening… I expect the mainstream media to dismiss it but you we see as someone who can tell it like it is.
ReplyI think Q is a dem using disinformation. They will tell 9 lies and add 1 truth. That’s how you muddy the water. Make all of it seem ridiculous. Add a truth and you kill it. Oldest trick in the book. Get ahead of the story. Make people look ridiculous
ReplyBill Maher sure thinks about sexual topics alot.
Reply4:07 Bill you bonehead, the last guy did build that wall
0:48 Just don’t make us watch Nomadland’ LMAO I agree completely! I turned it off after about one hour and finished it the next day thinking that there might have been some sort of point to the movie with all of it’s awards and always enjoy McDormand. I was kind of PO’d at the end of the film and thought I’d watched a beautifully shot ‘tourist bureau’ film of some kind? zzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyBill has the worst case of TDS literally ever. Trump lives, breathes, fishes and golfes for free in his hippocampus.
ReplyYeah and I have been smoking for years. You can keep your vaccine. I’m taking carcinogens to my grave. Though, you blood thirsty sharks keep raising taxes and tariffs. Oh well.
ReplyOh my, I fact-checked the existence of the Suez-Hillary conspiracy theory and found a detailed fact-check of the conspiracy theory.
ReplyThere are some weird-in-a-bad-way people out there.
Was billl ever funny? im like gesh put in the work Dang bra
ReplyThe quack buzzard reversely crush because vinyl neurally cure after a miscreant cold. alert, possessive sandwich
ReplyMaybe you should try giving a shit about these children that are trafficked by your idols moran.
ReplySuch propaganda. Trump built 457 miles of wall and the D rats fought him on funding it. What a putz
ReplyThese are some sobering thoughts by Mr Maher. Here’s what worries me most. As long as there are poor people who can be squeezed without limit, the wealthy can keep partying up stock prices and getting richer. The disconnect between capital market and real economy is an expression of this inequality. The bubble will burst as soon as someone reintroduces reality by improving the lives of the poor, investing money in real things like infrastructure and, God help us, taxing the mega-rich. That will and the party. It will deminstrate how little money can actually buy if you lack infrastructure, an industrial base and skilled workers. This is the curse of the Biden presidency: he may trigger disaster by doing the right thing.
ReplyWe need high speed rail.
ReplyQAon is telling on themselves. Someone should look into them on that!
ReplyI know it’s great right, let’s spend 3 more trillion dollars because 9 trillion in 1 year couldn’t possibly hurt, also let’s crack the filibuster like a walnut so the majority can run over the other 50 percent or so that voted trump and we can finally spend that other 30 trillion dollars to meet our ingenious green new deal…
ReplyIs it kids Bill? He refuses to say it’s black people doing all the messed up activity. If it was a large group of white people doing this, the condemnation would be epic. Cowardly. Should be Maher’s middle name.
ReplyHow did you learn about that? I did that in SECRET. To my defense, my bookshelf was a mess, OK? I did not put my books back to their correct place since the start of the pandemic. What was I supposed to do?
ReplyHe was doing ok until he started simping for Joe Biden… come on Bill there is no way Biden came across well in that address. The guy can barely form complete sentences.
ReplyBill’s takes are getting dumber. What do you expect from a guy who gets his hair style cues from Gavin Newsome?
ReplyThe country is moving again? Maher is such a leftist hack. The country is going down the toilet.
ReplyBiden reminds me of my already dead German grandma, Alzheimer
ReplyIm republican and qanon is just as crazy as cnn.
ReplyBiden struggles everytime he talks
ReplyBill makes no sense. The wall was being built til ur guys boy shut it down. Bill can say anything to his minions and theyll soak it up like the sheep they are
ReplyI hope the USA stays safe.
ReplyI’ve tried to give this guy a chance but no, he really is an asshole!!
ReplyYou might notice that Atheists are NEVER the ones going out an committing mass shootings…It’s always the religulous nuts.
ReplyOMG! How obsessed with child molestation the psyQotics are speaks volumes about what sexual fantasies they are hiding in their own psyQie.
ReplyThis from a guy who proudly has worn RED SHOES… hey bill why the RED SHOES???
ReplyThe vibrator scene from D.C. Cab floats my boat.
ReplyBill is so partisan. Too bad really.
ReplyEnjoyed until last Cuomo statement. Lost me with that. Tenth “victim” complaining about traditional kiss on cheek feeling sexual (to her). Puhlease!
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ReplyUm did you watch the end of Biden’s press conference?
ReplyPoor white people with PTSDs and addiction at it again! beware ethnic folks.
ReplyOkay now. I live in West Virginia. My 5G is like, some other generation, so I COULD NOT possibly call the Commonwealth of Old Virginny about any chair, for Pete’s sake! Had to have been someone else!
ReplyHow many millions of people did the atheist governments of the former USSR and China kill? Bill Maher!!! I see you keep taking the high road on making lite of the millions children that abused aver year! And the biggest douche bag of the year goes to Bill Maher The corporate shill
ReplyDid you even watch Bidens speech. Just curious bc there was multiple times he forgot what he was saying or just completely stopped talking in the middle of a sentence
ReplyLeftists know more about Q Anon than literally every single conservative I know.
Reply“Don’t try to destroy my life with lies when you’re life can be destroyed with the truth.” -Gina Carano
Replycringe
ReplyI rearranged my books this week & I found a stash of weed. Hallelujah.
ReplyIf masks work. How come in a market when a black woman walks by the stink of Soap perfume stays in my mouth all day.
ReplyI agree with 99% of this except Joe did seem out of it at times during that press conference and totally DID stumble on sentences and not finish some and lately has been seeming very extra old.
ReplyThat’s how they keep you from talking about child sex trafficking and it’s to turn it on you with statements like “you sure concentrate on children alot” we must never allow them to deflect
ReplyI am told I am trying to control the masses, then why are you not told that? What is the difference between a female speaking truth to politicians and yet when you speak, you must be. What do you know about biology? What do you know about gender? What do you know about misogyny and what it does to women and children? And yet my government doesn’t support me, but you are supported, just like Trump by 70 million people who don’t know a thing. Please Bill, tell me the difference between females and males. I know the difference in genetics, but socially what is the difference? Apparently I am trying to control the masses…and you are not…What is the difference. Read Cohen’s book and tell me why does Donald Trump get 70 million people supporting him,and I get told I don’t believe in democracy. What Bill?
ReplyAnother Maher skit. A cheap shot at Trump gets the biggest applause. Business as usual.
ReplySo glad a BIG SHIP never got stuck in me!!!!!
ReplyAll fun must be shamed publicly. It is no longer tolerated in America.
ReplyAnd I know West Virginia is poor, but surely there must be more than one chair? I know they aren’t all sitting on stools and couches.
ReplyReally? Making a joke of Fox claiming Biden is senile, while referencing a speech where Biden literally forgot what he was saying and trailed off, is just idiotic.
ReplyWith Trump, the country was moving in the right direction, Bill, but you kept looking toward left.
Reply“I’m going to say something outrageous. I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate. So, the best way to get something done, if you hold near and dear to you that uh you um . . . like to be able to . . . anyway. Ok.” ~ Joe Biden
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ReplyThings are happening again Mahr, looks like Democrats love them mass shootings
ReplyWhy don’t you mention the mass shootings that happen every weekend in Chicago or Several big cities all over the U.S. I guess you can call a Christian and a Muslim a Lunatic but not the normal citizens doing this in these cities are rarely mentioned in the mainstream media or even by you. Why not?
ReplyJoe Biden will conclude the same amount of things as his buddy Obama -0 ! Bill Maher is a complete lost idiot, I’m sure he doesn’t believe more than half the crap he says…but he has to say it! TO APPEASE THE REST OF YOU MORONS AND KEED HIS JOB IN THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE !
ReplyI didn’t know Bill knows people from Qinon
ReplyWho is Q anon?
ReplyBill, you need, to be saved! Accept the free, gift, now! Hell, is a terrible place! Midgets, get lost, down there.
ReplyDid you vote, for creepy joe? Alias Plugs? How’s that going? Trump solved this, you, were in awe! Come on mannn! You know the thing!
ReplyHe uses a johonny carson delivery
ReplyHow come he never says when they’re going to be off for a week anymore?
ReplyStanley Karnow had a job with the ‘Joint Distribution Committee’…..mmmmmm. What was he really distributing?
ReplyThe wall has been built. Thank you President Trump!
Reply3.39 absolutely brilliant: ‘….sounds very ambitious when the last guy couldn’t build a wall’
ReplyIt’s nice that today’s atheists are moving their books around rather than killing millions of Ukrainians by means of a famine
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