I’m in Nova Scotia, Canada and Hurricane Dorian is hitting me tomorrow afternoon.

oRaNgE mAn BAD!!!!!!!

…damn, I feel dumb for not coming up with that brilliant pun in the title myself.

tHe oRaNgE mAn……hEEz BaD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is that guy still there????

As the Amazon burns to the ground, Emperor HiroCheeto wants to NUKE Dorian …
We are F**KED !!

The t-shirt segment part of the show ??????????

Trump found Alabama on the map? Impressive!

Bill….the Midwest understood your gay jokes. We also have electricity, internet, streets and cars too.

SMDH…..

“…and it just looked toward Florida and went ‘…No.'”
Is Dorian my spirit hurricane?

(Nah, not really – ’cause instead of the Bahamas, I would’ve parked over D.C.. Or whatever golf course Spanky was struggling on.)

Bill… Tsk Tsk… Don’t laugh at your own jokes. The audience can cover that.

He’s a hurricane, can we nuke him?

yang2020

#SharpieGate

When in Ireland Pence becomes naughty and picks up too many bad habits from nuns and drinks far too much Communion wine.

I’m still waiting for Donnie to tell us hurricanes are caused by windmills. It’s coming… we all know it’ll occur to him eventually.

We laugh at loser coward moron trump but if we are ever in a serious crisis like 9/11 this country is seriously fucked!!
Like a having a moron insane pilot… we are the passengers.

The Mad Emperor’s Sharpie

Once upon a time, a mad Emperor said to an approaching Hurricane, “Disperse or I will nuke you!”
The Hurricane said, “Then I will be radioactive.”
The Emperor drew forth his Sharpie, and said, “By the authority of this Sharpie, I hereby order you to go straight!”
The Hurricane turned right and raked the coast.
The Emperor said, “You’re not listening! Who do you think you are?”
The Hurricane said, “I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am!”

Moral: Nature bats last.

Joe’s on blood thinners.. the eye thing is a known, common side effect. Just fyi.

I love this guy bill mahar..