Monologue: Weather Vain | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Published on September 7, 2019

Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including President Trump’s flubbed hurricane forecast and Mike Pence’s trip to Europe.

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20 comments

  • Twisted Frannie 10 months ago

    I’m in Nova Scotia, Canada and Hurricane Dorian is hitting me tomorrow afternoon.

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  • Truth Teller 10 months ago

    oRaNgE mAn BAD!!!!!!!

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  • CloudsGirl7 10 months ago

    …damn, I feel dumb for not coming up with that brilliant pun in the title myself.

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  • Truth Teller 10 months ago

    tHe oRaNgE mAn……hEEz BaD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • triple swing 10 months ago

    why is that guy still there????

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  • Universe Onesong 10 months ago

    As the Amazon burns to the ground, Emperor HiroCheeto wants to NUKE Dorian …
    We are F**KED !!

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  • Robert Carrasco 10 months ago

    The t-shirt segment part of the show ??????????

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  • John Nycto 10 months ago

    Trump found Alabama on the map? Impressive!

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  • Dark Star 10 months ago

    Bill….the Midwest understood your gay jokes. We also have electricity, internet, streets and cars too.

    SMDH…..

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  • CloudsGirl7 10 months ago

    “…and it just looked toward Florida and went ‘…No.'”
    Is Dorian my spirit hurricane?

    (Nah, not really – ’cause instead of the Bahamas, I would’ve parked over D.C.. Or whatever golf course Spanky was struggling on.)

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  • Rob Milligan 10 months ago

    Bill… Tsk Tsk… Don’t laugh at your own jokes. The audience can cover that.

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  • Justin Mevee 10 months ago

    He’s a hurricane, can we nuke him?

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  • herbal ursa 10 months ago

    yang2020

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  • B Ok 10 months ago

    #SharpieGate

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  • Oddie 10 months ago

    When in Ireland Pence becomes naughty and picks up too many bad habits from nuns and drinks far too much Communion wine.

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  • New Message 10 months ago

    I’m still waiting for Donnie to tell us hurricanes are caused by windmills. It’s coming… we all know it’ll occur to him eventually.

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  • Jack Napier 10 months ago

    We laugh at loser coward moron trump but if we are ever in a serious crisis like 9/11 this country is seriously fucked!!
    Like a having a moron insane pilot… we are the passengers.

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  • Nathaniel Hellerstein 10 months ago

    The Mad Emperor’s Sharpie

    Once upon a time, a mad Emperor said to an approaching Hurricane, “Disperse or I will nuke you!”
    The Hurricane said, “Then I will be radioactive.”
    The Emperor drew forth his Sharpie, and said, “By the authority of this Sharpie, I hereby order you to go straight!”
    The Hurricane turned right and raked the coast.
    The Emperor said, “You’re not listening! Who do you think you are?”
    The Hurricane said, “I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am!”

    Moral: Nature bats last.

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  • New Message 10 months ago

    Joe’s on blood thinners.. the eye thing is a known, common side effect. Just fyi.

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  • Bharat Adhikari 10 months ago

    I love this guy bill mahar..

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