Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including President Trump’s flubbed hurricane forecast and Mike Pence’s trip to Europe.
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Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including President Trump’s flubbed hurricane forecast and Mike Pence’s trip to Europe.
Find Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO GO® http://itsh.bo/iioY87.
It’s HBO.
I’m in Nova Scotia, Canada and Hurricane Dorian is hitting me tomorrow afternoon.
ReplyoRaNgE mAn BAD!!!!!!!
Reply…damn, I feel dumb for not coming up with that brilliant pun in the title myself.
ReplytHe oRaNgE mAn……hEEz BaD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replywhy is that guy still there????
ReplyAs the Amazon burns to the ground, Emperor HiroCheeto wants to NUKE Dorian …
ReplyWe are F**KED !!
The t-shirt segment part of the show 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
ReplyTrump found Alabama on the map? Impressive!
ReplyBill….the Midwest understood your gay jokes. We also have electricity, internet, streets and cars too.
SMDH…..
Reply“…and it just looked toward Florida and went ‘…No.'”
Is Dorian my spirit hurricane?
(Nah, not really – ’cause instead of the Bahamas, I would’ve parked over D.C.. Or whatever golf course Spanky was struggling on.)
ReplyBill… Tsk Tsk… Don’t laugh at your own jokes. The audience can cover that.
ReplyHe’s a hurricane, can we nuke him?
Replyyang2020
Reply#SharpieGate
ReplyWhen in Ireland Pence becomes naughty and picks up too many bad habits from nuns and drinks far too much Communion wine.
ReplyI’m still waiting for Donnie to tell us hurricanes are caused by windmills. It’s coming… we all know it’ll occur to him eventually.
ReplyWe laugh at loser coward moron trump but if we are ever in a serious crisis like 9/11 this country is seriously fucked!!
ReplyLike a having a moron insane pilot… we are the passengers.
The Mad Emperor’s Sharpie
Once upon a time, a mad Emperor said to an approaching Hurricane, “Disperse or I will nuke you!”
The Hurricane said, “Then I will be radioactive.”
The Emperor drew forth his Sharpie, and said, “By the authority of this Sharpie, I hereby order you to go straight!”
The Hurricane turned right and raked the coast.
The Emperor said, “You’re not listening! Who do you think you are?”
The Hurricane said, “I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am!”
Moral: Nature bats last.
ReplyJoe’s on blood thinners.. the eye thing is a known, common side effect. Just fyi.
ReplyI love this guy bill mahar..
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