Monologue: Tone Def | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Published on August 13, 2021

Bill recaps the top issues of the week, including NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s resignation and the backlash to former President Obama’s big birthday bash.

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24 comments

  • Steven S 12 months ago

    This reminds me of when comedians had balls.

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  • Susan Beasley 12 months ago

    joking about raping girls and women.

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  • Tito Dunklin 12 months ago

    Bill Maher had me weak with ‘u just can’t fuck to it’

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  • Don Transue 12 months ago

    500,000 dead from overdoses.

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  • Rick Esteves 12 months ago

    I wonder how many people contracted COVID at Obama’s party?

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  • Vicious Virago 12 months ago

    I like Maher but his language is appalling.

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  • booth family 12 months ago

    What was the train wreck Donna Brazile doing on the show?

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  • Michael McDonald 12 months ago

    NO hypocrisy in a massive party but i literally have to show papers to go to a bar…. When the tyranny ends for the rest of us then i wont care….i guess were just unsophisticated unsuccessful peasants that do not deserve the pursuit of happiness.

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  • Kingeptacon 12 months ago

    Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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  • M J 12 months ago

    Reason, New York State was about to get lots of federal dough 💰and last time fed. money 💴 he got he didn’t gave to most powerful and influential group of ppl in the country and he came hard on their senior nursing and retirement homes and also refused to help them. So folks the king makers said, he gotta go, he forgot to get the blessings of bl00mbeggroup, so he gotta pay for acting too strong and felt much independent, which he didn’t realized he wasn’t.💰🤨😎

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  • Miranda Bakker 12 months ago

    Even though I’m a fan of the show, I thought this monologue just wasn’t as funny as I am used to see from Bill.
    Hopefully next week back to his normal great self!

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  • m daley 12 months ago

    What a sniveling coward

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  • TheReedable 12 months ago

    Lol so don’t punish one successful man, but punish less worthy unknown citizens… Fuck you Maher

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  • Paul Ecosse 12 months ago

    Bill really is tone deaf these days, such a shame.

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  • J J 12 months ago

    so it’s all bad news, democrats in the center of it all. To stay one step ahead, let’s downplay it in silly comedy to make it sound less serious in case people heard it on the news..

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  • Hayden Davidson 12 months ago

    If that’s Trumps son, woe be to him, the press would go on and on and then would come the law suits and criminal investigations. But Jnr. Butt head Biden gets a joke and then…. Nothin’. It’s hypocrisy.

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  • Jay Muzquiz 12 months ago

    The problem isn’t that Obama had a celebration, as you said this is America, anyone should celebrate what ever ocassion they want. The problem is they’re telling the rest of us that we can’t! The rest of us deplorable’s, smelling Wal-Mart shoppers, and if we do, it’s only because we’re racist and want people to die. That’s the problem.

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  • Minh Vu 12 months ago

    We don’t want to “punish success” but Obama clearly got his success from his presidency and is now part of a larger group of liberal elites that are partying it up while asking everyone else to continue distancing. I’m aware that it’s normal for DC bureaucrats to enrich themselves from their positions and connections but Obama at one point it time was supposed to be different.

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  • Remedy 12 months ago

    Nice to see Bill finally taking a few swipes at the obvious degenerates on his own team, guess those glasses really were a vast improvement

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  • ThisWholeWorld100 12 months ago

    And yet he supports Bumbling Biden.

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  • ruby 12 months ago

    𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙉𝙤𝙬! 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙖𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝘼 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠. 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙, 𝙉𝙤 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧… 𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙏𝙤 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙊𝙡𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙗! 𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣… 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀……………𝒲𝓌𝓌.𝐻𝑜𝓂𝑒𝒿𝑜𝒷𝟣.𝒸𝑜𝓂

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  • PamelaArmor 12 months ago

    𝐈 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 $𝟔𝟓-𝟖𝟓 𝐩𝐞𝐫/𝐡. 𝐇𝐨𝐰? 𝐈’𝐦 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞! 𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰… 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟒 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝐖𝐖𝐖.𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐏𝐏𝟐.𝐂𝐎𝐌

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  • JanetteBowles 12 months ago

    𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙉𝙤𝙬! 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙊𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙋𝙖𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝘼 𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙠. 𝙉𝙤 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙, 𝙉𝙤 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧… 𝙎𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙗𝙮𝙚 𝙏𝙤 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙊𝙡𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙗! 𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣… 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀…………… 𝐖­𝐰­𝐰­.𝐍­𝐞­𝐭­𝐉­𝐨­𝐛­𝟏­.𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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  • Anna 12 months ago

    $𝟏𝟔,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 $𝟏𝟕𝟒𝟗𝟑 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡’𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲.

    𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐠𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨…. 𝗪­­𝘄­­𝘄.𝗣­­𝗮­­𝘆­­𝗯­­𝘂­­𝘇­­𝘇­­𝟭.𝗰­­𝗼­­𝗺

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