Monologue: Split Decision | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Published on November 10, 2018

Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including midterm election results and Trump’s firing of Jeff Sessions.

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  • Josh Brey 2 years ago

    Trump is still your PRESIDENT ??

  • Arthur Dent 2 years ago

    A handjob, for sure. And a lousy one at that. I still have blue balls.

  • a dl 2 years ago

    He doesn´t need jokes to make people laugh,with that nose

  • Mymomsaidiwascool 2 years ago

    Talks out his ass and shit comes out his mouth….so funny but I’m sad cuz it’s true. No President should talk like that. Forgive me he isn’t a President.

  • Goofy Emoji 2 years ago

    It was a blue wave, not the tsunami that we were hoping for, considering the Republicans spent years building a levy against this kind of backlash by gerrymandering the sh*t out of every district they got their hands on. This means liberals and independents have work cut out for us for 2020. Progress is never a straight line. Success rarely happens first try. ??

  • Peter Matthews 2 years ago

    You should not really need lawn signs to tell which of your neighbors are assholes, they should just confirm what you already know. Especially if that is why you don’t have much to say to them.

  • Jeremy Kurtz 2 years ago

    What’s the dead pimp about?

  • Wael Ah 2 years ago

    you used the biggest critic of muslims and feminism.
    they must have their hand so far up your ass it’s messing with your head.

  • FlexibleAtheist 696 2 years ago

    I didn’t get what he said after: The tobacco chewers and the people who what? My caption says the people oh babe. That can’t be right.

  • Makavelli The Don 2 years ago

    For the first time the laugh sounded real.

  • David Kempton 2 years ago

    Curly. Perfect…

  • No Calvinism 2 years ago

    Remember that Donnie admitted in public within the past week the following quote: “I try to tell the Truth when I can.” Well, that’s the same thing as saying, I LIE ROUTINELY MOST OF THE TIME AND I CAN’T HELP IT.” It just like the alcoholic that says, “i try to be sober when I can.” Well, what the alcoholic means is “he’s DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME, AND HE CAN’T HELP IT. Well, Donnie is exactly the same, HE LIES MOST OF THE TIME, AND HE CAN’T HELP IT, it’s who he is and he both knows it and admits it in using double talk being the con man that he is.

  • Nenita Saligumba 2 years ago

    They are all criminals in the White House.

  • freestyla85 2 years ago

    so this is where all the liberals congregate

  • Roman Tarango 2 years ago

    Bill is looking older.

  • Alexander Castillo 2 years ago

    We love you bill!!!

  • Solino_Oruki 2 years ago

    First time I heard Bill talk positive on anything related to a muslim.

  • Sam Jenkins 2 years ago

    I get all my chewing tobacco free thru OBAMA care

  • Colleen Kelly 2 years ago

    CLASSIC writing! Brilliant Bill Maher writing team!

  • Victorious_Geek 2 years ago

    “Let’s see Trump call her Pocahontas” ???


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