Mister Softee Has The Vaccine Distribution Market Cornered

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Published on December 15, 2020

The Pfizer vaccine must be shipped in sub-zero temperatures, so Mister Softee has had to adapt. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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20 comments

  • Slowbro 2 years ago

    Shut up lil Timmy

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  • ToxicTrump Tube 2 years ago

    TRUMP:
    T oxic
    R ambling
    U neducated
    M ad
    P umpkin
    💁🏾‍♂️🎃

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  • Marine Admiral Jeronimo 2 years ago

    Mister Softie. Love seeing that ice cream truck and jingle

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  • The Playhouse Pals 2 years ago

    “Forever he’ll be a monstrosity“ 🤣

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  • mary jones 2 years ago

    lol, ty lssc family!

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  • Daniel Gehring 2 years ago

    But he comes with your choice of topping!

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  • Sovereign Integral 2 years ago

    Elephant in the room ..Synthetic Nanotech in the mRNA/DNA Vaccines..Creepy as hell .What are your thoughts? Ignorance is Bliss?Treating Science as God the answer? Twisted, Non-Sensical Science Literally Putting a fervent “FAITH” in a “experimental” Vaccine is utterly dangerous? We never had a effective vaccine for a Flu/Cold ever before. People worried about AIDS proteins/ How about experimental Synthetic Nanotech to make mRNA/DNA Vaccines. Transhumanism ? Vaccine injury is real and there are substantial links between Modern Diseases and Vaccines. You have been literally brainwashed to believe Vaccines are safe and effective which is simply not true. Here is a handy list of expected side-effects from mRNA/DNA Covid-19 Experimental Vaccines….. Straight from the CDC website https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/acip/meetings/downloads/slides-2020-09/COVID-03-Shimabukuro.pdf COVID-19 disease
     Death
     Vaccination during pregnancy
     Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS)
     Other clinically serious neurologic AEs (group AE)
    – Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM)
    – Transverse myelitis (TM)
    – Multiple sclerosis (MS)
    – Optic neuritis (ON)
    – Chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (CIDP)
    – Encephalitis
    – Myelitis
    – Encephalomyelitis
    – Meningoencephalitis
    – Meningitis
    – Encepholapathy
    – Ataxia
     Seizures / convulsions
     Stroke
     Narcolepsy / cataplexy
     Autoimmune disease
     Anaphylaxis
     Non-anaphylactic allergic reactions
     Acute myocardial infarction
     Myocarditis / pericarditis
     Thrombocytopenia
     Disseminated intravascular coagulation (DIC)
     Venous thromboembolism (VTE)
     Arthritis and arthralgia (not osteoarthritis or
    traumatic arthritis)
     Kawasaki disease
     Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in
    Children (MIS-C) Plus no long-term studies on the effects on fertility. These New mRNA/DNA Vaccines are NOT SAFE.

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  • -- 2 years ago

    I see that, along with the rest of us, the writers have finally lost their minds.

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  • iNTERLOPER * 2 years ago

    Can I order some frozen crab tails with my vaccine?

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  • Rocky Slope 2 years ago

    How does Mister Softee keep his head from melting? 🍦💦🌞

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  • 🍯 blood honey 2 years ago

    Oh, dear 😟

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    I’ll never see ice cream the same way…

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  • Lenny Wright 2 years ago

    Soon after Mr. Softee was bought-out by FedEx in a hostile takeover 🍦🤷‍♂️

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  • 60sto80s2 2 years ago

    that went really dark , god steven why?

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  • Triela Rhyfel 2 years ago

    I shouldn’t have watched this while high ._____.

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  • Taiwan is Moving 2 years ago

    This one was so scary…. ice creamed.

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  • Draceena Silverdragon 2 years ago

    Now I want to see “The Curse of Mr. Softie” as a movie

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  • Reinnemann2 2 years ago

    What I have is…





    …a curse!

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  • dwj77 2 years ago

    “jab us Mister Softee” oh boy!

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  • Sialafale Lui Yuen 2 years ago

    Dude this is gonna give me nightmares what the hell. 😖

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