Mister Softee Has The Vaccine Distribution Market Cornered

Published on December 15, 2020

The Pfizer vaccine must be shipped in sub-zero temperatures, so Mister Softee has had to adapt. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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  • Slowbro 1 year ago

    Shut up lil Timmy

  • ToxicTrump Tube 1 year ago

    T oxic
    R ambling
    U neducated
    M ad
    P umpkin

  • Marine Admiral Jeronimo 1 year ago

    Mister Softie. Love seeing that ice cream truck and jingle

  • The Playhouse Pals 1 year ago

    “Forever he’ll be a monstrosity“ 🤣

  • mary jones 1 year ago

    lol, ty lssc family!

  • Daniel Gehring 1 year ago

    But he comes with your choice of topping!

  • Sovereign Integral 1 year ago

    Elephant in the room ..Synthetic Nanotech in the mRNA/DNA Vaccines..Creepy as hell .What are your thoughts? Ignorance is Bliss?Treating Science as God the answer? Twisted, Non-Sensical Science Literally Putting a fervent “FAITH” in a “experimental” Vaccine is utterly dangerous? We never had a effective vaccine for a Flu/Cold ever before. People worried about AIDS proteins/ How about experimental Synthetic Nanotech to make mRNA/DNA Vaccines. Transhumanism ? Vaccine injury is real and there are substantial links between Modern Diseases and Vaccines. You have been literally brainwashed to believe Vaccines are safe and effective which is simply not true. Here is a handy list of expected side-effects from mRNA/DNA Covid-19 Experimental Vaccines….. Straight from the CDC website https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/acip/meetings/downloads/slides-2020-09/COVID-03-Shimabukuro.pdf COVID-19 disease
     Death
     Vaccination during pregnancy
     Guillain-Barré syndrome (GBS)
     Other clinically serious neurologic AEs (group AE)
    – Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM)
    – Transverse myelitis (TM)
    – Multiple sclerosis (MS)
    – Optic neuritis (ON)
    – Chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy (CIDP)
    – Encephalitis
    – Myelitis
    – Encephalomyelitis
    – Meningoencephalitis
    – Meningitis
    – Encepholapathy
    – Ataxia
     Seizures / convulsions
     Stroke
     Narcolepsy / cataplexy
     Autoimmune disease
     Anaphylaxis
     Non-anaphylactic allergic reactions
     Acute myocardial infarction
     Myocarditis / pericarditis
     Thrombocytopenia
     Disseminated intravascular coagulation (DIC)
     Venous thromboembolism (VTE)
     Arthritis and arthralgia (not osteoarthritis or
    traumatic arthritis)
     Kawasaki disease
     Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome in
    Children (MIS-C) Plus no long-term studies on the effects on fertility. These New mRNA/DNA Vaccines are NOT SAFE.

  • -- 1 year ago

    I see that, along with the rest of us, the writers have finally lost their minds.

  • iNTERLOPER * 1 year ago

    Can I order some frozen crab tails with my vaccine?

  • Rocky Slope 1 year ago

    How does Mister Softee keep his head from melting? 🍦💦🌞

  • 🍯 blood honey 1 year ago

    Oh, dear 😟

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    I’ll never see ice cream the same way…

  • Lenny Wright 1 year ago

    Soon after Mr. Softee was bought-out by FedEx in a hostile takeover 🍦🤷‍♂️

  • 60sto80s2 1 year ago

    that went really dark , god steven why?

  • Triela Rhyfel 1 year ago

    I shouldn’t have watched this while high ._____.

  • Taiwan is Moving 1 year ago

    This one was so scary…. ice creamed.

  • Draceena Silverdragon 1 year ago

    Now I want to see “The Curse of Mr. Softie” as a movie

  • Reinnemann2 1 year ago

    What I have is…

    …a curse!

  • dwj77 1 year ago

    “jab us Mister Softee” oh boy!

  • Sialafale Lui Yuen 1 year ago

    Dude this is gonna give me nightmares what the hell. 😖


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